Is there time to get laid in law school? Forum

[Ford Prefect]

Unless it is pierced or tattooed?

[D. H2Oman]

to be fair i would be a virgin if i weren't such a failure

tbh, we share a lot of the same values and failure to adhere to them.

[IAFG]

to be fair i would be a virgin if i weren't such a failure

tbh, we share a lot of the same values and failure to adhere to them.

in the end i don't think God really minds all that much, i think he is a lot more disappointed in me for being so selfish.

[Jackie O]

I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.

er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?

ummmmm, not if you're Kronk dude.

you would know this more than anyone, but it could have just been because he didn't want to make contact with you

[paratactical]

to be fair i would be a virgin if i weren't such a failure

tbh, we share a lot of the same values and failure to adhere to them.

in the end i don't think God really minds all that much, i think he is a lot more disappointed in me for being so selfish.

Not to mention what you did to that bus full of orphans.

[09042014]

to be fair i would be a virgin if i weren't such a failure

tbh, we share a lot of the same values and failure to adhere to them.

in the end i don't think God really minds all that much, i think he is a lot more disappointed in me for being so selfish.

My God says you are going to hell.

[jayn3]

to be fair i would be a virgin if i weren't such a failure

tbh, we share a lot of the same values and failure to adhere to them.

in the end i don't think God really minds all that much, i think he is a lot more disappointed in me for being so selfish.

My God says you are going to hell.

mine doesn't!

[IAFG]

in the end i don't think God really minds all that much, i think he is a lot more disappointed in me for being so selfish.

Not to mention what you did to that bus full of orphans.

it wasn't me really, it was the PCP

[rayiner]

I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.

Since people got distracted with the piercings thing, I'll bite. You like the sort of classy... that'll give it up after two hours of "courting" in a bar...

[GermX]

So what's BP?

[paratactical]

I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.

Since people got distracted with the piercings thing, I'll bite. You like the sort of classy... that'll give it up after two hours of "courting" in a bar...

Yeah. That right there. That's mad classy. That girl that you can wait to find out when and where she'll be trashed. Wicked classy. Giggity.

[jayn3]

breast pumps.

[IAFG]

I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.

Since people got distracted with the piercings thing, I'll bite. You like the sort of classy... that'll give it up after two hours of "courting" in a bar...

i am sure she insists he buy her a drink first. a good one too, not just whatever's on special that night.

[Holly Golightly]

beer pong

[paratactical]

So what's BP?

BP

[rayiner]

I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.

Since people got distracted with the piercings thing, I'll bite. You like the sort of classy... that'll give it up after two hours of "courting" in a bar...

Yeah. That right there. That's mad classy. That girl that you can wait to find out when and where she'll be trashed. Wicked classy. Giggity.

I mean with Germ's inimitable wit and charm he's going to have to shoot for girls who are aren't picky. And the tequila goggles can't hurt either.

[SwollenMonkey]

So what's BP?

BP

I thought it was BlackPlanet.com?

[GermX]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls give blowjobs first anyways. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "I want to know you more first", so, let me get this straight, you need to know me more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you don't need to know me to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

[TexasDemocrat]

I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.

Since people got distracted with the piercings thing, I'll bite. You like the sort of classy... that'll give it up after two hours of "courting" in a bar...

How are tongue and belly rings any indication of whether or not a girl will give it up after 2 hours at a bar?

[paratactical]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls give blowjobs first anyways. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "I want to know you more first", so, let me get this straight, you need to know me more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you don't need to know me to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

Wait, do you really think that anything in this post here describes a "classy" girl?

[SwollenMonkey]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls give blowjobs first anyways. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "I want to know you more first", so, let me get this straight, you need to know me more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you don't need to know me to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

To be fair, I prefer giving cunninglus on the first date instead of getting laid. I think it's a fetish. I'll eat a girl out even if I barely know her...it's great.

[Jackie O]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls give blowjobs first anyways. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "I want to know you more first", so, let me get this straight, you need to know me more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you don't need to know me to put it in your mouth?

Slutty women I can convince to come home with me + logic=fail.

ftfy

[jayn3]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls give blowjobs first anyways. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "I want to know you more first", so, let me get this straight, you need to know me more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you don't need to know me to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

some sex acts can give you syphilis. others can just give you herpes.

[jmhendri]

I like the type of girl who dresses in a super sexy dress that shows off her body, whether curvy or skinny (I like both), and then casually flirts while you guys sip some drinks, before going through the following steps: a) giggling when you whisper in her ear. b) grabbing you under your pants. c) "dancing" (more like, rubbing yourself on me while I move around bored wanting to go home). and finally, e) sex.

Most of the time those type of girls give blowjobs first anyways. It's weird. They always tell me, when I ask for sex, "I want to know you more first", so, let me get this straight, you need to know me more in order to let me inside the hole between your thighs, but you don't need to know me to put it in your mouth?

Women + logic=fail.

this sounds made up.

[3 Stripes]

OP, assuming you're not a flame (and that you are a virgin), act like you're not worried about getting laid and that it's nothing new to you. Confidence is key and women are drawn to men with an abundance of it. Salivating like a Pavlovian dog at the slightest opportunity of getting laid will only make you seem desperate and will push women away.

Plus, very few people want to be somebody's first, especially in law school.

Just something to think about.