Obnoxious Law School adverts Forum

[hoos89]

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[vpintz]

Regent Law. Ugh.

I've been getting bombarded by them. My favorite one comes with the subject line:

"Is your application on its way?"

Desperate much?

Every time I get their emails, I can't help but laugh, because they would.not.want me as a student.

[drs36]

Got the same one from Phoenix with a bolded/capped proclamation that they are not associated with the University of Phoenix online. I lol'd.

[MachineLemon]

Great use of clipart. I can see where the 27k/year is going.

[chill]

Regent Law. Ugh.

I've been getting bombarded by them. My favorite one comes with the subject line:

"Is your application on its way?"

Desperate much?

Every time I get their emails, I can't help but laugh, because they would.not.want me as a student.

Looks like they're willing to overlook atheism for my decent LSAT score?

+1 if you email them and ask.

[vpintz]

Every time I get their emails, I can't help but laugh, because they would.not.want me as a student.

Looks like they're willing to overlook atheism for my decent LSAT score?

+1 if you email them and ask.

Oh god, please do it. If you do, I'll email them and ask them to overlook my atheism and ~deviant sexuality

[hoos89]

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[hoos89]

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[Tom Joad]

In before Pat Robertson reports us to LSAC.

[chill]

part of the code of conduct deals with "sexual misconduct."

"The only sexual misconduct I get up to is missing sexual conduct."

[vpintz]

In before Pat Robertson reports us to LSAC.

Sometimes, I forget that he's still alive, and I live a happy life.
And then I remember. And I am unhappy.

This was one of those times. y u shatter my illusions?

[hoos89]

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[vpintz]

got another from regent!

"Connect with us!"

sounds pretty gay to me...

[Dream Machine]

Anyone have any stories about ridiculous advertisements they've gotten from various schools?

Mine has to be this huge thing from Florida International University. It's huge, completely in color, and about 40 pages in length. It includes a course list, bios on all the professors, stunning visuals of their school and messages from the president. I know where my tuition money would go!

If I had a digital camera I'd post a picture of this monster.

Lol funny thing is I received this same literature and a letter encouraging me to apply, when I'd been accepted 3 months earlier. Lovely.

[Scotusnerd]

Anyone have any stories about ridiculous advertisements they've gotten from various schools?

Mine has to be this huge thing from Florida International University. It's huge, completely in color, and about 40 pages in length. It includes a course list, bios on all the professors, stunning visuals of their school and messages from the president. I know where my tuition money would go!

If I had a digital camera I'd post a picture of this monster.

Lol funny thing is I received this same literature and a letter encouraging me to apply, when I'd been accepted 3 months earlier. Lovely.

Don't go.

[murray18]

I've gotten the same email from Iowa countless times. Countless. I also got a good one from Penn State right after the Sandusky scandal that emphasized how they were a close family and such. I want to say it even started out like this:

Dear X,

You may have heard about the recent troubles at Penn State....

[Jaeger]

Anyone else spammed by every one of the 396476343 law schools in Ohio?

[Lil Kev]

Fucking McGeorge sent me a fee waiver last week and already followed up as to whether I will be applying. I'm currently a 1L.

They will not stop bothering me.

[Lil Kev]

Great use of clipart. I can see where the 27k/year is going.

That's amazing.

[backwards54]

Anyone else spammed by every one of the 396476343 law schools in Ohio?

I was as well! A lot from North Carolina also..

[YankeeFan2]

Just today I got a postcard, two emails, and a letter from Barry University. How do they send 4 items in one day!

[Tom Joad]

Just today I got a postcard, two emails, and a letter from Barry University. How do they send 4 items in one day!

"Shaq was in a Ph. D. program there so they must be good," my father said.

[SUCO]

Today's the day, _____ ... the day to submit your application. Submit your application by midnight tonight, ______, to be considered for admission with the following benefits - our way of recognizing your exceptional academic record:

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_____, I know you would truly benefit from the rich academic experience that Regent Law has to offer, so I urge you to submit your application before midnight tonight.


I wonder when my application is due... Also the beginning of this email reminded me of the opening lines of the first episode of Dexter.

[YankeeFan2]

Today's the day, _____ ... the day to submit your application. Submit your application by midnight tonight, ______, to be considered for admission with the following benefits - our way of recognizing your exceptional academic record:

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_____, I know you would truly benefit from the rich academic experience that Regent Law has to offer, so I urge you to submit your application before midnight tonight.


I wonder when my application is due... Also the beginning of this email reminded me of the opening lines of the first episode of Dexter.

Got the same email today as well. Also, if you want I can give you the details to a webinar for RWU School of Law. (There will actually be real law school students talking about how to get accepted to RWU!)

[sarahmargie]

Regent Law. Ugh.

Yeah. They're the ones who sent me an email (about the twelfth one) saying, "Do you need help filling out your Law School application?"

As if the only reason I hadn't applied yet was because I couldn't, and they would even want a person who was dumb enough that they had trouble filling out papers.