Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-ioritis Forum

[SlithyTove]

One more point re cookie cake: The cookie cake is entirely inferior to the cookie sandwich, better known as the whoopie PIE.

Excuse me, I am from Maine, the homeland of the Whoopie pie. And whoopie pie is basically a cake sandwich.

I'm sorry can you repeat that and make sense this time? It's two cookies with cream in the middle. What does that have to do with cake? Absolutely nothing.

If your whoopie pies are made with cookies, you're doing it wrong.

[BirdLawExpert]

Main Courses >> Desserts

What a nonsense, west coast assertion. If they made pie out of kale you'd be all for it.

[WinterComing]

I have updated the title for accuracy

You could have corrected the spelling of job-soon-ioritis while you were at it.

[BirdLawExpert]

I have updated the title for accuracy

You could have corrected the spelling of job-soon-ioritis while you were at it.

The typo reflects how little we are willing to work on things.

[suralin]

I'm glad ugg has come to her senses and realized how morally bankrupt her stance is. I do agree that many cake quotes, like "let them eat cake," reflect the true nature of cake-lovers

[WinterComing]

One more point re cookie cake: The cookie cake is entirely inferior to the cookie sandwich, better known as the whoopie PIE.

Excuse me, I am from Maine, the homeland of the Whoopie pie. And whoopie pie is basically a cake sandwich.

I'm sorry can you repeat that and make sense this time? It's two cookies with cream in the middle. What does that have to do with cake? Absolutely nothing.

If your whoopie pies are made with cookies, you're doing it wrong.

This is fair. I got a little carried away maybe. I'll concede on this point. But it's really an inconsequential side debate because apple pie is 100 percent better than a whoopie pie, no matter how it's constructed.

[schocolate]

"That takes the pie" - Nobody ever

[SlithyTove]

One more point re cookie cake: The cookie cake is entirely inferior to the cookie sandwich, better known as the whoopie PIE.

Excuse me, I am from Maine, the homeland of the Whoopie pie. And whoopie pie is basically a cake sandwich.

I'm sorry can you repeat that and make sense this time? It's two cookies with cream in the middle. What does that have to do with cake? Absolutely nothing.

If your whoopie pies are made with cookies, you're doing it wrong.

This is fair. I got a little carried away maybe. I'll concede on this point. But it's really an inconsequential side debate because apple pie is 100 percent better than a whoopie pie, no matter how it's constructed.

True but only because icing is disgusting and cinnamon is the best spice ever.

[BirdLawExpert]

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

Sagan was clearly team pie.

[LALaw90210]

Main Courses >> Desserts

What a nonsense, west coast assertion. If they made pie out of kale you'd be all for it.

No joke, I've actually seen kale-infused chocolate at a Whole Foods here. You might be on to something..

[ugg]

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

Sagan was clearly team pie.

except that's lowkey the dumbest quote ever

[suralin]

Never say 'no' to pie. No matter what, wherever you are, diet-wise or whatever, you know what? You can always have a small piece of pie, and I like pie. I don't know anybody who doesn't like pie. If somebody doesn't like pie, I don't trust them. I'll bet you Vladimir Putin doesn't like pie.

[suralin]

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

Sagan was clearly team pie.

except that's lowkey the dumbest quote ever

smh

[BirdLawExpert]

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

[rska884]

I have updated the title for accuracy

You could have corrected the spelling of job-soon-ioritis while you were at it.

I hadn't noticed this until now. Ugh now it won't go away.

Also, for pie, we have: Lemon Meringue Pie, Key Lime Pie, Apple Pie, Blueberry Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Pecan Pie. Chicken Pot Pie. Shepherds Pie. Cheesecake (obviously a pie).

For cake, we have: cake.

Clearly there's one winner here.

[rska884]

I have updated the title for accuracy

You could have corrected the spelling of job-soon-ioritis while you were at it.

I hadn't noticed this until now. Ugh now it won't go away.

Also, for pie, we have: Lemon Meringue Pie, Key Lime Pie, Apple Pie, Blueberry Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Pecan Pie. Chicken Pot Pie. Shepherds Pie. Cheesecake (obviously a pie).

For cake, we have: cake.

Clearly there's one winner here.

Also for anyone coming to NYC who loves pie, go to Cafe Lalo. It's cheesy since it was in You've Got Mail but DAMN they have good pie.

[suralin]

as a benevolent and compassionate pie-lover, I have corrected the title typo

[rska884]

as a benevolent and compassionate pie-lover, I have corrected the title typo

You're pretty OK.

[SlithyTove]

as a benevolent and compassionate pie-lover, I have corrected the title typo

You're pretty OK.

Are you sure? I thought s/he was a tyrant. I don't know what to think.

[rska884]

as a benevolent and compassionate pie-lover, I have corrected the title typo

You're pretty OK.

Are you sure? I thought s/he was a tyrant. I don't know what to think.

Benevolent tyrants are a thing. Plato thought they were the best option we had.

[Bearlyalive]

as a benevolent and compassionate pie-lover, I have corrected the title typo

You're pretty OK.

Are you sure? I thought s/he was a tyrant. I don't know what to think.

Is it really tyranny if it's for the true good of the people?

[suralin]

s/he? smh do I post like a guy

[SlithyTove]

as a benevolent and compassionate pie-lover, I have corrected the title typo

You're pretty OK.

Are you sure? I thought s/he was a tyrant. I don't know what to think.

Is it really tyranny if it's for the true good of the people?

You pie people are scary. Now I'm sort of glad that I couldn't change my vote.

[BirdLawExpert]

s/he? smh do I post like a guy

[BirdLawExpert]

Is this still going on

It is still going on, and it shall continue until the power that is held by the cake-loving elite is torn from their sugared, frosted fingers.

One day in the future, when those who walk in the path of the pie take the confectionary crown from the top of the baker's foul head, we will look to suralin and ask, "but sir, how shall they be made to pay for their crimes?"

He will look off into the distance, dutifully pondering the true nature of justice for a brief moment, then look to the deposed rulers and say, "Let them eat cake."

Bumping because this basically happened.