Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-ioritis Forum

[suralin]

I wonder if Capitol is still enforcing his 1000 post min to get a tar. I feel so left out

Alternatively, I need to shitpoast my way to 1000. How hard could it be?!

nah he'll probably relent. despite his best efforts to appear otherwise, capitol is actually p nice

[Bearlyalive]

Having reconsidered the matter, I've decided that I like my tar (read: I'm far too lazy to bother making a concerted effort to up my post-count).

I am glad that I've managed to lure some of you back to the thread though!

[Bearlyalive]

Also, I think the resulting 8 notifications from that post is the most I've gotten in a 3 minute timespan. So something productive was accomplished.

[BirdLawExpert]

We've been trying to develop a ten-digit rating system to complement the area code system.

(123)456-7890
1= Rating of the face from 1-9
2= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes
3= Rating of the body from 1-9
456= Attraction level from 001-999 (001 being about at interested in them as you are in unbuttered toast, and 999 being you would literally walk 500 miles and possibly 500 more to spend a night with them)
7= Fewest number of drinks you would need to hook up with them from 0-9 (note that 9 in this instance is effectively infinity)
8= Rating of how much they're killing/crushing it from 1-9 (are they financially viable for long-term pursuit)
9= Rating of aesthetics from 1-9
0= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes

The ideal in this system would be (919)999-0991, the inverse would be (101)000-9010

[barley]

We've been trying to develop a ten-digit rating system to complement the area code system.

(123)456-7890
1= Rating of the face from 1-9
2= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes
3= Rating of the body from 1-9
456= Attraction level from 001-999 (001 being about at interested in them as you are in unbuttered toast, and 999 being you would literally walk 500 miles and possibly 500 more to spend a night with them)
7= Fewest number of drinks you would need to hook up with them from 0-9 (note that 9 in this instance is effectively infinity)
8= Rating of how much they're killing/crushing it from 1-9 (are they financially viable for long-term pursuit)
9= Rating of aesthetics from 1-9
0= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes

The ideal in this system would be (919)999-0991, the inverse would be (101)000-9010

Is this in the wrong thread

Either way #7 is very rapey.

[BirdLawExpert]

We've been trying to develop a ten-digit rating system to complement the area code system.

(123)456-7890
1= Rating of the face from 1-9
2= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes
3= Rating of the body from 1-9
456= Attraction level from 001-999 (001 being about at interested in them as you are in unbuttered toast, and 999 being you would literally walk 500 miles and possibly 500 more to spend a night with them)
7= Fewest number of drinks you would need to hook up with them from 0-9 (note that 9 in this instance is effectively infinity)
8= Rating of how much they're killing/crushing it from 1-9 (are they financially viable for long-term pursuit)
9= Rating of aesthetics from 1-9
0= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes

The ideal in this system would be (919)999-0991, the inverse would be (101)000-9010

Is this in the wrong thread

Either way #7 is very rapey.

Not the wrong thread, this is an extension of a discussion we were having in groupchat. What would you replace 7 with?

[Bearlyalive]

Yeah, there's likely a better way to phrase #7 to avoid any undesired implications. I would try to rephrase it myself, but I've come to the conclusion that I'm best off when I keep a 10 foot pole between me and any discussion re sexual assault.

[ChervonaKatya]

We've been trying to develop a ten-digit rating system to complement the area code system.

(123)456-7890
1= Rating of the face from 1-9
2= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes
3= Rating of the body from 1-9
456= Attraction level from 001-999 (001 being about at interested in them as you are in unbuttered toast, and 999 being you would literally walk 500 miles and possibly 500 more to spend a night with them)
7= Fewest number of drinks you would need to hook up with them from 0-9 (note that 9 in this instance is effectively infinity)
8= Rating of how much they're killing/crushing it from 1-9 (are they financially viable for long-term pursuit)
9= Rating of aesthetics from 1-9
0= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes

The ideal in this system would be (919)999-0991, the inverse would be (101)000-9010

Is this in the wrong thread

Either way #7 is very rapey.

Not the wrong thread, this is an extension of a discussion we were having in groupchat. What would you replace 7 with?

This was (I believe) related to me not understanding the area code system, an explanation and discussion of nuance, and then my saying they would probably figure out a 10 digit code if they kept at it. Yeah, I think #7 is a bit problematic as is. Perhaps length of time since last time? 0 being anytime and 9 being an extremely long time or something.

[BirdLawExpert]

This was (I believe) related to me not understanding the area code system, an explanation and discussion of nuance, and then my saying they would probably figure out a 10 digit code if they kept at it. Yeah, I think #7 is a bit problematic as is. Perhaps length of time since last time? 0 being anytime and 9 being an extremely long time or something.

Okay, so update.

(123)456-7890
1= Rating of the face from 1-9
2= Would you hit it? 0 for no, 1 for yes
3= Rating of the body from 1-9
456= Attraction level from 001-999 (001 being about at interested in them as you are in unbuttered toast, and 999 being you would literally walk 500 miles and possibly 500 more to spend a night with them)
7= Number of months since last you had sex 0-9 (where 9 is effectively infinity)
8= Rating of how much they're killing/crushing it from 1-9 (are they financially viable for long-term pursuit)
9= Rating of aesthetics (fashion,posture,what have you) from 1-9
0= Rating of personality from 1-9

The ideal in this system would be (919)999-0999, the inverse would be (101)000-9111

[schocolate]

the pretzels have been restocked in our office and i am so happy

[schocolate]

also i'm planning on making earl grey cupcakes with honey lemon frosting tonight so please shame me if i haven't made them by tomorrow

[Bearlyalive]

Hmm... at first glance, I thought that the new #7 seems to lower the objectivity of applying the scale to anyone other than yourself. But after some consideration, I think it still works. This gives a "bias report" to the rest of the numbers, if you assume that length of time correlates with easier standards (which I might contest, but )

[Bearlyalive]

also i'm planning on making earl grey cupcakes with honey lemon frosting tonight so please shame me if i haven't made them by tomorrow

We will request PW.

[TheKisSquared]

also i'm planning on making earl grey cupcakes with honey lemon frosting tonight so please shame me if i haven't made them by tomorrow

We will request PW.

[capricasixx]

Guyssssss I had no work to do and now I have a ton of work to do. I would say be careful what you wish for but I'm sure I never wished for any work to do.

Thank god for vacation in 23 days!

[capricasixx]

also i'm planning on making earl grey cupcakes with honey lemon frosting tonight so please shame me if i haven't made them by tomorrow

We will request PW.

+1

[07152016]

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[Bearlyalive]

I've was just staring at your tar, and I realized that his moustache looks like a mouth. This has become incredibly distracting/disorientating, but also hilarious, especially if you ignore the bottom, "real" mouth.

[schocolate]

I'm not sure about overnighting, but if they turn out well, I'm happy to shared baked goods with anyone in the DC area

[TheKisSquared]

I've was just staring at your tar, and I realized that his moustache looks like a mouth. This has become incredibly distracting/disorientating, but also hilarious, especially if you ignore the bottom, "real" mouth.

I cannot unsee this now

[suralin]

I have received baked goods in the mail from tlsers before and it was glorious

[schocolate]

I have received baked goods in the mail from tlsers before and it was glorious

how do i get involved with this part of tls

[07152016]

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[Serett]

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[suralin]

welcome serett