Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-ioritis Forum

[07152016]

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[lymenheimer]

who are you people

This is where some of us shitpost when the lounge is dead.

oh cool I'm a recovered shitposter

can I get a rundown of the primary cast itt

Sure, let's see. My apologies to anyone I forget initially, will edit and update with whatever y'all would like to add/when I remember people.

Consistent Contributors
ugg: she's ugg. OP/HBIC.
benwyatt: city boy, monogamist, fan of calzones. married to thelostweasley.
thelostweasley: haven't seen her much outside of this thread, but she's pretty great. married to benwyatt.
Hildegard15: warrior goddess. Beyonce with a broadsword. Brienne of Tarth.
TheKisSquared: Basically the apprentice/sidekick/partner of Hildegard15. If Hilde is Brienne, K is future Arya once she goes on her murderfest.
barley: recovering aardvark, purveyor of office plants, lover of grilled cheese sandwiches. Going to Hahvahd.
schocolate: adorable penguin creature and wonderful human.
slippin_jimmy: good people.
capricasixx: california poster, generally two or three hours late to most things but aggressively neglecting work and basically an inspiration.
Smallville: Not sure if he's really from Kansas or just claiming Kansas because he's obsessed with Superman.
SlithyTove: Probably literally her avatar (Belle from Beauty and the Beast). Pleasant human.
pittsburghpirates: Adorable corgi, posts corgi gifs, everyone loves him.
EnderWiggin: Terrifying rat thing, posts terrifying things, everyone loves him.

Supporting Players/Guest Starring
Generally: He'll drop in pretty consistently to make jokes. Sometimes derails thread.
ChervonaKatya: Not a lot of posts, but a pretty consistent presence here.
The Abyss: Will drop in occasionally to give solid advice or recommendations.
rska884: Has no avatar, do you need to know more? Probably posts here a lot more than I realize.
Muiraquita: Adorable tiny evil cat.
archipm: Doesn't post a lot, like ChervonaKatya, but interesting and generally on topic.

Drive-By Posters
James.K.Polk: Rad person, but very busy human. Posts here occasionally.
Davey Jones: Does exactly what he does in the lounge. I'm a big fan.
jumbo2016: Another California poster, fell off the face of the earth at some point.
lymenheimer: Forever trying to stay relevant.

[suralin]

Sure, let's see. My apologies to anyone I forget initially, will edit and update with whatever y'all would like to add/when I remember people.

Consistent Contributors
ugg: she's ugg. OP/HBIC.
benwyatt: city boy, monogamist, fan of calzones. married to thelostweasley.
thelostweasley: haven't seen her much outside of this thread, but she's pretty great. married to benwyatt.
Hildegard15: warrior goddess. Beyonce with a broadsword. Brienne of Tarth.
TheKisSquared: Basically the apprentice/sidekick/partner of Hildegard15. If Hilde is Brienne, K is future Arya once she goes on her murderfest.
barley: recovering aardvark, purveyor of office plants, lover of grilled cheese sandwiches. Going to Hahvahd.
schocolate: adorable penguin creature and wonderful human.
slippin_jimmy: good people.
capricasixx: california poster, generally two or three hours late to most things but aggressively neglecting work and basically an inspiration.
Smallville: Not sure if he's really from Kansas or just claiming Kansas because he's obsessed with Superman.
SlithyTove: Probably literally her avatar (Belle from Beauty and the Beast). Pleasant human.
pittsburghpirates: Adorable corgi, posts corgi gifs, everyone loves him.
EnderWiggin: Terrifying rat thing, posts terrifying things, everyone loves him.

Supporting Players/Guest Starring
Generally: He'll drop in pretty consistently to make jokes. Sometimes derails thread.
ChervonaKatya: Not a lot of posts, but a pretty consistent presence here.
The Abyss: Will drop in occasionally to give solid advice or recommendations.
rska884: Has no avatar, do you need to know more? Probably posts here a lot more than I realize.
Muiraquita: Adorable tiny evil cat.
archipm: Doesn't post a lot, like ChervonaKatya, but interesting and generally on topic.

Drive-By Posters
James.K.Polk: Rad person, but very busy human. Posts here occasionally.
Davey Jones: Does exactly what he does in the lounge. I'm a big fan.
jumbo2016: Another California poster, fell off the face of the earth at some point.

damn dude excellent content I was just looking for area code ratings

can you introduce me too tyia

[rska884]

who are you people

This is where some of us shitpost when the lounge is dead.

oh cool I'm a recovered shitposter

can I get a rundown of the primary cast itt

Sure, let's see. My apologies to anyone I forget initially, will edit and update with whatever y'all would like to add/when I remember people.

Consistent Contributors
ugg: she's ugg. OP/HBIC.
benwyatt: city boy, monogamist, fan of calzones. married to thelostweasley.
thelostweasley: haven't seen her much outside of this thread, but she's pretty great. married to benwyatt.
Hildegard15: warrior goddess. Beyonce with a broadsword. Brienne of Tarth.
TheKisSquared: Basically the apprentice/sidekick/partner of Hildegard15. If Hilde is Brienne, K is future Arya once she goes on her murderfest.
barley: recovering aardvark, purveyor of office plants, lover of grilled cheese sandwiches. Going to Hahvahd.
schocolate: adorable penguin creature and wonderful human.
slippin_jimmy: good people.
capricasixx: california poster, generally two or three hours late to most things but aggressively neglecting work and basically an inspiration.
Smallville: Not sure if he's really from Kansas or just claiming Kansas because he's obsessed with Superman.
SlithyTove: Probably literally her avatar (Belle from Beauty and the Beast). Pleasant human.
pittsburghpirates: Adorable corgi, posts corgi gifs, everyone loves him.
EnderWiggin: Terrifying rat thing, posts terrifying things, everyone loves him.

Supporting Players/Guest Starring
Generally: He'll drop in pretty consistently to make jokes. Sometimes derails thread.
ChervonaKatya: Not a lot of posts, but a pretty consistent presence here.
The Abyss: Will drop in occasionally to give solid advice or recommendations.
rska884: Has no avatar, do you need to know more? Probably posts here a lot more than I realize.
Muiraquita: Adorable tiny evil cat.
archipm: Doesn't post a lot, like ChervonaKatya, but interesting and generally on topic.

Drive-By Posters
James.K.Polk: Rad person, but very busy human. Posts here occasionally.
Davey Jones: Does exactly what he does in the lounge. I'm a big fan.
jumbo2016: Another California poster, fell off the face of the earth at some point.

Alright, guess I need an avatar. Cast your votes, people, I'm at your mercy.

Can we get a list of interesting facts to work from?

Uhh I like taking pictures of things most people find boring and I have a very overweight cat.

...also I'm not particularly interesting.

[dizzystpizzy]

Uhh I like taking pictures of things most people find boring and I have a very overweight cat.

...also I'm not particularly interesting.

tell (SHOW) us more about this cat....

[TheKisSquared]

Uhh I like taking pictures of things most people find boring and I have a very overweight cat.

...also I'm not particularly interesting.

tell (SHOW) us more about this cat....

yes please I want the deets on your cat.

[barley]

damn dude excellent content I was just looking for area code ratings

can you introduce me too tyia

Do you want to read the sonnet I wrote about some of the older regulars

[slippin_jimmy]

Am happy to be good people.

[darkchildnana]

who are you people

This is where some of us shitpost when the lounge is dead.

oh cool I'm a recovered shitposter

can I get a rundown of the primary cast itt

Sure, let's see. My apologies to anyone I forget initially, will edit and update with whatever y'all would like to add/when I remember people.

Consistent Contributors
ugg: she's ugg. OP/HBIC.
benwyatt: city boy, monogamist, fan of calzones. married to thelostweasley.
thelostweasley: haven't seen her much outside of this thread, but she's pretty great. married to benwyatt.
Hildegard15: warrior goddess. Beyonce with a broadsword. Brienne of Tarth.
TheKisSquared: Basically the apprentice/sidekick/partner of Hildegard15. If Hilde is Brienne, K is future Arya once she goes on her murderfest.
barley: recovering aardvark, purveyor of office plants, lover of grilled cheese sandwiches. Going to Hahvahd.
schocolate: adorable penguin creature and wonderful human.
slippin_jimmy: good people.
capricasixx: california poster, generally two or three hours late to most things but aggressively neglecting work and basically an inspiration.
Smallville: Not sure if he's really from Kansas or just claiming Kansas because he's obsessed with Superman.
SlithyTove: Probably literally her avatar (Belle from Beauty and the Beast). Pleasant human.
pittsburghpirates: Adorable corgi, posts corgi gifs, everyone loves him.
EnderWiggin: Terrifying rat thing, posts terrifying things, everyone loves him.

Supporting Players/Guest Starring
Generally: He'll drop in pretty consistently to make jokes. Sometimes derails thread.
ChervonaKatya: Not a lot of posts, but a pretty consistent presence here.
The Abyss: Will drop in occasionally to give solid advice or recommendations.
rska884: Has no avatar, do you need to know more? Probably posts here a lot more than I realize.
Muiraquita: Adorable tiny evil cat.
archipm: Doesn't post a lot, like ChervonaKatya, but interesting and generally on topic.

Drive-By Posters
James.K.Polk: Rad person, but very busy human. Posts here occasionally.
Davey Jones: Does exactly what he does in the lounge. I'm a big fan.
jumbo2016: Another California poster, fell off the face of the earth at some point.

ssitt: longtime lurker. here for the lols

[slippin_jimmy]

damn dude excellent content I was just looking for area code ratings

can you introduce me too tyia

Do you want to read the sonnet I wrote about some of the older regulars

"Older regulars"

Is that all we are to you now

[07152016]

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[BirdLawExpert]

Sure, let's see. My apologies to anyone I forget initially, will edit and update with whatever y'all would like to add/when I remember people.

Consistent Contributors
ugg: she's ugg. OP/HBIC.
benwyatt: city boy, monogamist, fan of calzones. married to thelostweasley.
thelostweasley: haven't seen her much outside of this thread, but she's pretty great. married to benwyatt.
Hildegard15: warrior goddess. Beyonce with a broadsword. Brienne of Tarth.
TheKisSquared: Basically the apprentice/sidekick/partner of Hildegard15. If Hilde is Brienne, K is future Arya once she goes on her murderfest.
barley: recovering aardvark, purveyor of office plants, lover of grilled cheese sandwiches. Going to Hahvahd.
schocolate: adorable penguin creature and wonderful human.
slippin_jimmy: good people.
capricasixx: california poster, generally two or three hours late to most things but aggressively neglecting work and basically an inspiration.
Smallville: Not sure if he's really from Kansas or just claiming Kansas because he's obsessed with Superman.
SlithyTove: Probably literally her avatar (Belle from Beauty and the Beast). Pleasant human.
pittsburghpirates: Adorable corgi, posts corgi gifs, everyone loves him.
EnderWiggin: Terrifying rat thing, posts terrifying things, everyone loves him.

Supporting Players/Guest Starring
Generally: He'll drop in pretty consistently to make jokes. Sometimes derails thread.
ChervonaKatya: Not a lot of posts, but a pretty consistent presence here.
The Abyss: Will drop in occasionally to give solid advice or recommendations.
rska884: Has no avatar, do you need to know more? Probably posts here a lot more than I realize.
Muiraquita: Adorable tiny evil cat.
archipm: Doesn't post a lot, like ChervonaKatya, but interesting and generally on topic.

Drive-By Posters
James.K.Polk: Rad person, but very busy human. Posts here occasionally.
Davey Jones: Does exactly what he does in the lounge. I'm a big fan.
jumbo2016: Another California poster, fell off the face of the earth at some point.

damn dude excellent content I was just looking for area code ratings

can you introduce me too tyia

Oh man, I totally missed an solid opportunity with the area code rankings.

Suralin: god mod, mod of the gods, probably the best dressed human in history, confusingly enough not Anna Kendrick but is in fact a 919 Asian fellow with the most adorable dog on the planet. Fair but just wielder of the banhammer. Is, in point of fact, better than you.

[suralin]

damn dude excellent content I was just looking for area code ratings

can you introduce me too tyia

Do you want to read the sonnet I wrote about some of the older regulars

sure hit me

[EnderWiggin]

Pretty sure Older Regulars is the informal name for my grandmother's Benefiber-using bridge club

[ugg]

HBIC

[Generally]

Sure, let's see. My apologies to anyone I forget initially, will edit and update with whatever y'all would like to add/when I remember people.

Consistent Contributors
ugg: she's ugg. OP/HBIC.
benwyatt: city boy, monogamist, fan of calzones. married to thelostweasley.
thelostweasley: haven't seen her much outside of this thread, but she's pretty great. married to benwyatt.
Hildegard15: warrior goddess. Beyonce with a broadsword. Brienne of Tarth.
TheKisSquared: Basically the apprentice/sidekick/partner of Hildegard15. If Hilde is Brienne, K is future Arya once she goes on her murderfest.
barley: recovering aardvark, purveyor of office plants, lover of grilled cheese sandwiches. Going to Hahvahd.
schocolate: adorable penguin creature and wonderful human.
slippin_jimmy: good people.
capricasixx: california poster, generally two or three hours late to most things but aggressively neglecting work and basically an inspiration.
Smallville: Not sure if he's really from Kansas or just claiming Kansas because he's obsessed with Superman.
SlithyTove: Probably literally her avatar (Belle from Beauty and the Beast). Pleasant human.
pittsburghpirates: Adorable corgi, posts corgi gifs, everyone loves him.
EnderWiggin: Terrifying rat thing, posts terrifying things, everyone loves him.

Supporting Players/Guest Starring
Generally: He'll drop in pretty consistently to make jokes. Sometimes derails thread.
ChervonaKatya: Not a lot of posts, but a pretty consistent presence here.
The Abyss: Will drop in occasionally to give solid advice or recommendations.
rska884: Has no avatar, do you need to know more? Probably posts here a lot more than I realize.
Muiraquita: Adorable tiny evil cat.
archipm: Doesn't post a lot, like ChervonaKatya, but interesting and generally on topic.

Drive-By Posters
James.K.Polk: Rad person, but very busy human. Posts here occasionally.
Davey Jones: Does exactly what he does in the lounge. I'm a big fan.
jumbo2016: Another California poster, fell off the face of the earth at some point.

Kinda offended I am a supporting player, but I guess thats pretty fair. I kinda abandoned everyone on TLS to pursue my career in slacking from work and school until law school.

[schocolate]

Sure, let's see. My apologies to anyone I forget initially, will edit and update with whatever y'all would like to add/when I remember people.

Consistent Contributors
ugg: she's ugg. OP/HBIC.
benwyatt: city boy, monogamist, fan of calzones. married to thelostweasley.
thelostweasley: haven't seen her much outside of this thread, but she's pretty great. married to benwyatt.
Hildegard15: warrior goddess. Beyonce with a broadsword. Brienne of Tarth.
TheKisSquared: Basically the apprentice/sidekick/partner of Hildegard15. If Hilde is Brienne, K is future Arya once she goes on her murderfest.
barley: recovering aardvark, purveyor of office plants, lover of grilled cheese sandwiches. Going to Hahvahd.
schocolate: adorable penguin creature and wonderful human.
slippin_jimmy: good people.
capricasixx: california poster, generally two or three hours late to most things but aggressively neglecting work and basically an inspiration.
Smallville: Not sure if he's really from Kansas or just claiming Kansas because he's obsessed with Superman.
SlithyTove: Probably literally her avatar (Belle from Beauty and the Beast). Pleasant human.
pittsburghpirates: Adorable corgi, posts corgi gifs, everyone loves him.
EnderWiggin: Terrifying rat thing, posts terrifying things, everyone loves him.

Supporting Players/Guest Starring
Generally: He'll drop in pretty consistently to make jokes. Sometimes derails thread.
ChervonaKatya: Not a lot of posts, but a pretty consistent presence here.
The Abyss: Will drop in occasionally to give solid advice or recommendations.
rska884: Has no avatar, do you need to know more? Probably posts here a lot more than I realize.
Muiraquita: Adorable tiny evil cat.
archipm: Doesn't post a lot, like ChervonaKatya, but interesting and generally on topic.

Drive-By Posters
James.K.Polk: Rad person, but very busy human. Posts here occasionally.
Davey Jones: Does exactly what he does in the lounge. I'm a big fan.
jumbo2016: Another California poster, fell off the face of the earth at some point.

this is absolutely delightful and surprisingly thorough

[suralin]

Oh man, I totally missed an solid opportunity with the area code rankings.

Suralin: god mod, mod of the gods, probably the best dressed human in history, confusingly enough not Anna Kendrick but is in fact a 919 Asian fellow with the most adorable dog on the planet. Fair but just wielder of the banhammer. Is, in point of fact, better than you.

that's going in my profile alongside EmoRodent's "SHIT MOD" endorsement

[barley]

damn dude excellent content I was just looking for area code ratings

can you introduce me too tyia

Do you want to read the sonnet I wrote about some of the older regulars

sure hit me

Ode to the Regulars (an introductory sonnet):
Barley likes to be friendly and nice
BasedVulpes occasion’ly trolls
Benwyatt strives to be clown of the ice
DCC617’s king of weird polls

Doublehoohopeful makes gifs his art
Fips tedora’s our resident bro
Generally’s got the South in his heart
Gobears!! just goes with the flow

If you’re a bigot Hildegard15 will strike fright
Muiraquita’s just laid back and fun
Salander is modest but ever so bright
Slippin_jimmy’ll wreak havoc then run

We all fall apart when Urbanist11’s away
Whacka’s a legend since app-opening day

[rska884]

Uhh I like taking pictures of things most people find boring and I have a very overweight cat.

...also I'm not particularly interesting.

tell (SHOW) us more about this cat....

yes please I want the deets on your cat.

OK I've spent the last ten minutes trying to figure out how to get a picture of her on here.

More facts about me: not good at computers.

[EnderWiggin]

Holy where is fips lolol

[BirdLawExpert]

Kinda offended I am a supporting player, but I guess thats pretty fair. I kinda abandoned everyone on TLS to pursue my career in slacking from work and school until law school.

Yeah, you're right in between. I'll probably just edit you into the first group since you're a page 1 poster tbh.

[Smallville]

Guys, my boss called me into her office first thing this morning and told me that since I will only be here for the remainder of this week and all of next week, I should stop taking on new projects and tell my co-workers to fuck off when they ask for help. She told me to "take long lunches, dick around, and bill everything to the firm." I really don't think she is prepared for how hard I am about to slum the next 7 days.

oh my gawd, you lucky bastard

Also not actually from Kansas, Superman is just my shit, living the East Coast life...

[suralin]

tell (SHOW) us more about this cat....

yes please I want the deets on your cat.

OK I've spent the last ten minutes trying to figure out how to get a picture of her on here.

More facts about me: not good at computers.

upload to imgur.com and copy the large thumbnail image bbcode

it'll look like [img]very_overweight_catl.jpg[/img]

[barley]

Holy where is fips lolol

And salander!