Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-ioritis Forum

[TheKisSquared]

I'm going on a two week vacation that ends two weeks before I leave.
Everyone knows.
Those last two weeks are going to be hard but I actually super need the money.

[TheKisSquared]

I'm supposed to bring salad. I don't have a recipe yet but I'm aiming for a high bacon to vegetable ratio.

my kind of salad.

My co-worker is making chocolate fondue. I will be bringing extra bacon for dipping. On second thought, do we even need salad?

Literally just bring a plate of bacon, you'll be the most popular person in the office.

[SlithyTove]

I'm supposed to bring salad. I don't have a recipe yet but I'm aiming for a high bacon to vegetable ratio.

my kind of salad.

My co-worker is making chocolate fondue. I will be bringing extra bacon for dipping. On second thought, do we even need salad?

Literally just bring a plate of bacon, you'll be the most popular person in the office.

My co-worker just told me that it's weird to put bacon in salad. Who are these people?! I need to get the hell out of here.

[TheKisSquared]

I'm supposed to bring salad. I don't have a recipe yet but I'm aiming for a high bacon to vegetable ratio.

my kind of salad.

My co-worker is making chocolate fondue. I will be bringing extra bacon for dipping. On second thought, do we even need salad?

Literally just bring a plate of bacon, you'll be the most popular person in the office.

My co-worker just told me that it's weird to put bacon in salad. Who are these people?! I need to get the hell out of here.

a) they're wrong
b) you definitely don't need that type of negativity in their life
c) send them this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_salad

[jtg21]

Slowly dying of boredom at my desk. I started a countdown until my last day of work but it's so far awayyyyy

How many days do you have?

121 - my last day is July 29th. I don't know if I'm going to make it that long, but I really need the money.

Wait nooooooo why would you count the days and tell me how many? I was living in blissful ignorance until this moment that July was a lot sooner...

[capricasixx]

Slowly dying of boredom at my desk. I started a countdown until my last day of work but it's so far awayyyyy

How many days do you have?

121 - my last day is July 29th. I don't know if I'm going to make it that long, but I really need the money.

Wait nooooooo why would you count the days and tell me how many? I was living in blissful ignorance until this moment that July was a lot sooner...

God, that's a lot of days.

All of us until July:

[07152016]

..

[SlithyTove]

So far today I've signed up for two free classes at my local REI, eaten breakfast and second breakfast, and got seriously lost in a daydream about going to the humane society to get a puppy and leaving with two golden retriever puppies because they were brother and sister and super bonded and how could I possibly split them up?

I'm losing my mind but at least it's on the clock.

[practical cat]

Slowly dying of boredom at my desk. I started a countdown until my last day of work but it's so far awayyyyy

How many days do you have?

121 - my last day is July 29th. I don't know if I'm going to make it that long, but I really need the money.

Wait nooooooo why would you count the days and tell me how many? I was living in blissful ignorance until this moment that July was a lot sooner...

God, that's a lot of days.

All of us until July:

[+] Spoiler

I'm so so sorry to make it even worse for you guys! I have a countdown app on my phone and I made the mistake of starting a countdown to when I'm free of this wretched hellhole. The day it hits 99, I'm going to lose it.

I'm at 142, at least according to the countdown app on my phone. But there's no way that can be right because it is SO MANY DAYS.

[07152016]

..

[practical cat]

So far today I've signed up for two free classes at my local REI, eaten breakfast and second breakfast, and got seriously lost in a daydream about going to the humane society to get a puppy and leaving with two golden retriever puppies because they were brother and sister and super bonded and how could I possibly split them up?

I'm losing my mind but at least it's on the clock.

Yeah, definitely have a deep black lab fantasy going on here.

[BirdLawExpert]

So far today I've signed up for two free classes at my local REI, eaten breakfast and second breakfast, and got seriously lost in a daydream about going to the humane society to get a puppy and leaving with two golden retriever puppies because they were brother and sister and super bonded and how could I possibly split them up?

I'm losing my mind but at least it's on the clock.

The worst part about no longer dating the girl I was seeing is that I don't get to walk/play with her awesome dog anymore I have not encountered this particular aspect of a breakup before and now I'm only looking at pet-friendly apartments when I look at places I may want to live next year because I'm going to adopt a dog literally the second that finals are over first semester.

[benwyatt]

The worst part about no longer dating the girl I was seeing is that I don't get to walk/play with her awesome dog anymore I have not encountered this particular aspect of a breakup before and now I'm only looking at pet-friendly apartments when I look at places I may want to live next year because I'm going to adopt a dog literally the second that finals are over first semester.

That's rough. You should steal her dog. That seems like the best solution.

Also, hi kids.

[zozo1717]

So far today I've signed up for two free classes at my local REI, eaten breakfast and second breakfast, and got seriously lost in a daydream about going to the humane society to get a puppy and leaving with two golden retriever puppies because they were brother and sister and super bonded and how could I possibly split them up?

I'm losing my mind but at least it's on the clock.

The worst part about no longer dating the girl I was seeing is that I don't get to walk/play with her awesome dog anymore I have not encountered this particular aspect of a breakup before and now I'm only looking at pet-friendly apartments when I look at places I may want to live next year because I'm going to adopt a dog literally the second that finals are over first semester.

Wherever I end up, open invitation to my classmates - I have two cute dogs who are in constant need of attention

[BirdLawExpert]

That's rough. You should steal her dog. That seems like the best solution.

Also, hi kids.

I mean, I've considered it, but she named him after a basketball player from a rival team so I think I can do better.

[ChervonaKatya]

Spent the last 30 minutes devising a plan with some co-workers to reintroduce bunnies into the ecosystem of Central Park and then the database I'm using for (actual) work research made me fill out a captcha since it thought I was a bot because I was moving through the pages too quickly. I guess the universe thinks I need to spend less time working and more time talking about fluffy animals.

[LSpinner]

I work at CitiBank in St. Louis, and I can't wait to quit my job to start law school this August. I told my boss I wanted to put in my 6-month notice.

[Hildegard15]

June 3rd is my last day...The end is nigh

[BirdLawExpert]

Best part about teaching: no work in the summer.
Worst part about teaching: what the hell am I going to do all summer.

[James.K.Polk]

I did a dumb thing and registered for a marathon in 5 weeks. Celebrating that decision but not running today.

Anyone want to run at Northwestern ASW?

[Smallville]

June 3rd is my last day...The end is nigh

that's so early lol I'm looking at either July 30, or some day between August 8-12... I pretty much just said to expect me gone the end of July, and when I get back from my mini vacation I may or may not work a little bit more just for the money. It's a small office so its basically the owner, his wife and me... When I said I had a vacation in August she was so relieved it was the first week of August... until she realized I'm gone right after that

[Hildegard15]

that's so early

Yeah my sister and I are going on a 3 week trip starting in mid June so that pushed my end date a bit earlier. I may work a couple days a week after I get back but June 3rd will at least be my last full time day!

[schocolate]

So this is my life right now: I got unreasonably drunk yesterday at a happy hour and accosted a coworker I've never talked to before and told him he reminded me of my best friend who's been too busy to talk to me and then I made that coworker sit on the floor of the bar with me and tell me about his girlfriend and their dog. I also bought a round of shots for my coworkers. I got home and went straight to bed and then I wake up this morning to find the glass that I keep by my bed in pieces on the floor (which I discover when I get out of bed and step on said pieces and cut my feet), my books everywhere, and my phone screen shattered. No recollection of that. I get to work late and try to find a store that can fix my phone today because I'm traveling this weekend. I find a store and head over to drop my phone off. While I'm waiting for the crosswalk, an old man comes up to me and asks if I will buy him food. I say sorry, I can't, and then he starts inching closer to me and shouting loudly about how when he had his gun, he used to shoot at people like me (this could be a racial comment, or maybe he just shoots people who don't buy him food). He grabs at my jacket as I walk away and then spits on me. When I get on the train, the lights go out and it get stuck in the tunnels for 10 minutes.

The positive parts of my day: my phone is fixable and today is pay day so I actually have money in my account to pay for the repairs.

[TheKisSquared]

So this is my life right now: I got unreasonably drunk yesterday at a happy hour and accosted a coworker I've never talked to before and told him he reminded me of my best friend who's been too busy to talk to me and then I made that coworker sit on the floor of the bar with me and tell me about his girlfriend and their dog. I also bought a round of shots for my coworkers. I got home and went straight to bed and then I wake up this morning to find the glass that I keep by my bed in pieces on the floor (which I discover when I get out of bed and step on said pieces and cut my feet), my books everywhere, and my phone screen shattered. No recollection of that. I get to work late and try to find a store that can fix my phone today because I'm traveling this weekend. I find a store and head over to drop my phone off. While I'm waiting for the crosswalk, an old man comes up to me and asks if I will buy him food. I say sorry, I can't, and then he starts inching closer to me and shouting loudly about how when he had his gun, he used to shoot at people like me (this could be a racial comment, or maybe he just shoots people who don't buy him food). He grabs at my jacket as I walk away and then spits on me. When I get on the train, the lights go out and it get stuck in the tunnels for 10 minutes.

The positive parts of my day: my phone is fixable and today is pay day so I actually have money in my account to pay for the repairs.

Whaaatttt okay I am sending hugs. Prepare for delivery.

[benwyatt]

Ughhhhhhhhh sorry schocolate