Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-ioritis Forum

[capricasixx]

Drunk guy at trivia just shouted out an answer that was simultaneously incorrect, racist, and completely unintelligible. I've never been more impressed.

Do tell!

Things you should know before hand, I run trivia at a bar in Houston in an area that used to be rural but has become a victim of sprawl. We have a weird mix of ranchers, farmers, and young professionals.

Question was "El Kabong was the alter-ego of what horsey cartoon sheriff?"

Now, I couldn't hear the entire answer, but I heard "fuckin' spic pony mumble mumble wall to keep em out mumble mumble speedy gonzalez".

I responded with, "well, it's not that."

Can you find out if he's single?

[BirdLawExpert]

I don't know whether or not he's single, but I do know that the lady he was there with definitely wasn't his wife.

[capricasixx]

I don't know whether or not he's single, but I do know that the lady he was there with definitely wasn't his wife.

Out of curiosity, which quiz company do you work for?

[BirdLawExpert]

I don't know whether or not he's single, but I do know that the lady he was there with definitely wasn't his wife.

Out of curiosity, which quiz company do you work for?

Geeks who Drink, except now the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission won't let us give away gift cards that can be used for drinks so it's more like Geeks Who Drink but for Legal Reasons Must Provide Their Own Booze

[capricasixx]

I don't know whether or not he's single, but I do know that the lady he was there with definitely wasn't his wife.

Out of curiosity, which quiz company do you work for?

Geeks who Drink, except now the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission won't let us give away gift cards that can be used for drinks so it's more like Geeks Who Drink but for Legal Reasons Must Provide Their Own Booze

I suppose open carry and free booze don't mix well...

[practical cat]

Will someone grant me the authority to close the library where I work so I can go home and watch movies?

[somethingElse]

Will someone grant me the authority to close the library where I work so I can go home and watch movies?

Done

[benwyatt]

Something about this whole week is just making me doot doot

[SlithyTove]

Will someone grant me the authority to close the library where I work so I can go home and watch movies?

Nooooo the world needs you! +1,000,000 for library workers. What type of library?

[somethingElse]

Something about this whole week is just making me doot doot

Idk what that means but yes

[benwyatt]

Something about this whole week is just making me doot doot

Idk what that means but yes

It's not about knowing, it's about the feeling.
If you read this and thought to yourself "I've been feeling a little doot doot too" then you're on the right track.

[somethingElse]

Something about this whole week is just making me doot doot

Idk what that means but yes

It's not about knowing, it's about the feeling.
If you read this and thought to yourself "I've been feeling a little doot doot too" then you're on the right track.

I definitely did

[TheKisSquared]

Will someone grant me the authority to close the library where I work so I can go home and watch movies?

Nooooo the world needs you! +1,000,000 for library workers. What type of library?

tar checks out

[BirdLawExpert]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

[benwyatt]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

I got Geordi

But your easygoing nerdy demeanor hasn’t been great for your love life. Also, you probably have a thing for unusual glasses.

Both of these things are too true, but especially the bolded.

[capricasixx]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

I got Geordi

But your easygoing nerdy demeanor hasn’t been great for your love life. Also, you probably have a thing for unusual glasses.

Both of these things are too true, but especially the bolded.

I GOT GEORDI TOO

I used to think these Buzzfeed quizzes were 100% bullshit but now I'm not so sure... We're obviously a self-selecting group here on TLS who share some subtle (and not-so-subtle) personality traits that make us much more similar than even we realize. Spooky.

[TheKisSquared]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

uhhh

Q.

[James.K.Polk]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

uhhh

Q.

Q, also. Welp.

[JeanLucPicard]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

Whew. I won't have to change my username.

[TheKisSquared]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

uhhh

Q.

Q, also. Welp.

~twins~

[lemonparty]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

God when I started the quiz I thought to myself I hope I don't get freaking Wesley... I got Wesley

[ugg]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

would have played if it was the original but TNG is clearly inferior

[JeanLucPicard]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

would have played if it was the original but TNG is clearly inferior

I take offense to that clearly wrong statement.

[BirdLawExpert]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

would have played if it was the original but TNG is clearly inferior

I know you only said that to hurt me, but I couldn't find a good one from TOS. Also, Jean Luc Picard is the freaking man.

[capricasixx]

New quiz time? New quiz time. This time it's Star Trek: TNG.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/star- ... .jgxbk110m

And I got Captain Jean Luc Picard, because if I hadn't I wouldn't have posted this.

would have played if it was the original but TNG is clearly inferior

I take offense to that clearly wrong statement.

You're breaking my heart, ugg. We don't see you for weeks and this is what you come back with?