Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-ioritis Forum

[BirdLawExpert]

Also, I'm subbing for a biology teacher in a pretty rough high school today, so this should be fun. I'll try to take good notes of dumb shit the kids do. Already on the list is kids playing dominoes in the hallway before school, which isn't dumb but it made me feel dumb for never thinking to do it when I was in high school.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Not even joking a little, I wrote this on the board when I walked in.

I'm a scientist, so you can cite me. It's true.

PS That's amazing. Show them an episode of Magic School Bus.

That's not a bad idea. Was there a good episode that covered DNA? They're doing base pairs.

[James.K.Polk]

Also, I'm subbing for a biology teacher in a pretty rough high school today, so this should be fun. I'll try to take good notes of dumb shit the kids do. Already on the list is kids playing dominoes in the hallway before school, which isn't dumb but it made me feel dumb for never thinking to do it when I was in high school.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Not even joking a little, I wrote this on the board when I walked in.

I'm a scientist, so you can cite me. It's true.

PS That's amazing. Show them an episode of Magic School Bus.

That's not a bad idea. Was there a good episode that covered DNA? They're doing base pairs.

AT/CG. I can only assume there was, but unfortunately I'm no MSB expert... Carlos always messed everything up, though.

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[pittsburghpirates]

Got your ring bearer right here

[TheKisSquared]

This thread got real.

[BirdLawExpert]

Beautiful

[benwyatt]

This is amazing

[SlithyTove]

This is amazing

I don't even care that I'm at work; today is clearly going to be a great day. Weasley, will your cultural heritage be reflected at all or is it going to be all corned beef and crawdads?

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[benwyatt]

This is amazing

I don't even care that I'm at work; today is clearly going to be a great day. Weasley, will your cultural heritage be reflected at all or is it going to be all corned beef and crawdads?

This invite is so classy! I love it.

I was born in Maine, so we obviously need to have some lobster present. Getting fancy up in here.

And sweet tea all around because I'm from the south

[schocolate]

And sweet tea all around because I'm from the south

+100000000

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[schocolate]

And sweet tea all around because I'm from the south

+100000000

How do you feel about beignets? I think we should have a tower of them as our wedding cake.

+1000000000000000

[schocolate]

i'm hungry

[benwyatt]

I'm very excited about this wedding.

even if I know nothing about my wife-to-be

[schocolate]

I'm very excited about this wedding.

even if I know nothing about my wife-to-be

that just adds to the excitement

my grandparents met on their wedding day, and they tolerated each other just fine for decades

[SlithyTove]

And sweet tea all around because I'm from the south

+100000000

How do you feel about beignets? I think we should have a tower of them as our wedding cake.

Will you plan my wedding? You're already doing a better job than me.

[SlithyTove]

I'm very excited about this wedding.

even if I know nothing about my wife-to-be

that just adds to the excitement

my grandparents met on their wedding day, and they tolerated each other just fine for decades

Put that in the vows: "To love, honor, and tolerate all the days of their lives."

[benwyatt]

I'm very excited about this wedding.

even if I know nothing about my wife-to-be

that just adds to the excitement

my grandparents met on their wedding day, and they tolerated each other just fine for decades

I guess tolerated is basically the highest standard i can hope for.

Weasley, let's do this. I promise to tolerate you In Sickness and In Health*

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*Y'know, probably

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[SlithyTove]

I'm very excited about this wedding.

even if I know nothing about my wife-to-be

that just adds to the excitement

my grandparents met on their wedding day, and they tolerated each other just fine for decades

I guess tolerated is basically the highest standard i can hope for.

Weasley, let's do this. I promise to tolerate you in sickness and in health*

[+] Spoiler

*Y'know, probably

Wait, wait, wait. Wasn't this a conditional proposal based on the abstract art trickery lasting at least a month? We may be getting ahead of ourselves.

[benwyatt]

I'm very excited about this wedding.

even if I know nothing about my wife-to-be

that just adds to the excitement

my grandparents met on their wedding day, and they tolerated each other just fine for decades

I guess tolerated is basically the highest standard i can hope for.

Weasley, let's do this. I promise to tolerate you in sickness and in health*

[+] Spoiler

*Y'know, probably

Wait, wait, wait. Wasn't this a conditional proposal based on the abstract art trickery lasting at least a month? We may be getting ahead of ourselves.

Good point. 3 weeks until the wedding?

[BirdLawExpert]

So excited about this wedding and the mu'fucking free cake that I just got in the teacher's lounge.