Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-ioritis Forum

[capricasixx]

List of dumb shit my students have said today:

"Yo teach, you smoke weed?"

"Yo teach, you believe in aliens?"

"Yo teach, what you eatin' for lunch?"

"Yo teach, why ain't you know Spanish?"

"Yo teach, is crabs a disease or a bacterium?"

"Yo teach, can I leave early to meet up with my boy across campus?"

"Yo teach, you got Twitter?"

God dammit I love teaching.

I hope you answered yes to all of the above.

[07152016]

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[JeanLucPicard]

List of dumb shit my students have said today:

"Yo teach, you smoke weed?"

"Yo teach, you believe in aliens?"

"Yo teach, what you eatin' for lunch?"

"Yo teach, why ain't you know Spanish?"

"Yo teach, is crabs a disease or a bacterium?"

"Yo teach, can I leave early to meet up with my boy across campus?"

"Yo teach, you got Twitter?"

God dammit I love teaching.

Those are some good ones. My strangest was when a girl asked me if I thought she dressed like a lesbian. It was in the middle of the math lesson.

[capricasixx]

What happened to all the corgis that used to appear in this thread? I need corgis badly.

[07152016]

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[pittsburghpirates]

What happened to all the corgis that used to appear in this thread? I need corgis badly.

There were corgis and I missed them?!

Always happy to oblige

[07152016]

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[capricasixx]

What happened to all the corgis that used to appear in this thread? I need corgis badly.

There were corgis and I missed them?!

Always happy to oblige

You're a hero. Thank you for saving me from Tuesday.

[BirdLawExpert]

At the trivia I run tonight we had a question about Scalia and the Supreme Court.

One team of grown adults, like 40-50 years olds asked "Who is Anthony Scull-eye-a?"

Fuck the world.

[barley]

Bump

[pittsburghpirates]

One day closer to Friday

[rska884]

So much to be distracted by today! NFL free agency, first really nice day outside... Winter was getting to be a bit much.

[ugg]

hey GUYS

[rska884]

hey GUYS

What's up?

[Supercalifragilistic]

So much to be distracted by today! NFL free agency, first really nice day outside... Winter was getting to be a bit much.

I think I have to do actual work this morning haha

Chicago has been in the 60s and 70s the past 2 days, but its ugly and cloudy and humid I think I prefer the cold.

[rska884]

So much to be distracted by today! NFL free agency, first really nice day outside... Winter was getting to be a bit much.

I think I have to do actual work this morning haha

Chicago has been in the 60s and 70s the past 2 days, but its ugly and cloudy and humid I think I prefer the cold.

Wednesdays are always busy for me, but that won't bother me because we finally hit 70s!

[07152016]

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[schocolate]

One day closer to Friday

Can I just hang on the beach with corgis instead of working?

yes.

[pittsburghpirates]

One day closer to Friday

Can I just hang on the beach with corgis instead of working?

yes.

[capricasixx]

It's Wednesday, which means it's only 7am here and I'm already in the office. Also going to jump ship and join the corgis.

On the bright side, I woke up to my first outright acceptance! It was from my absolute last choice school, but it's something! Now I know I can quit my job in 4 months no matter what, thank the flying spaghetti monster...

[rska884]

It's Wednesday, which means it's only 7am here and I'm already in the office. Also going to jump ship and join the corgis.

On the bright side, I woke up to my first outright acceptance! It was from my absolute last choice school, but it's something! Now I know I can quit my job in 4 months no matter what, thank the flying spaghetti monster...

Congrats!

[schocolate]

It's Wednesday, which means it's only 7am here and I'm already in the office. Also going to jump ship and join the corgis.

On the bright side, I woke up to my first outright acceptance! It was from my absolute last choice school, but it's something! Now I know I can quit my job in 4 months no matter what, thank the flying spaghetti monster...

[jtg21]

It's Wednesday, which means it's only 7am here and I'm already in the office. Also going to jump ship and join the corgis.

On the bright side, I woke up to my first outright acceptance! It was from my absolute last choice school, but it's something! Now I know I can quit my job in 4 months no matter what, thank the flying spaghetti monster...

Congrats!!! Also, I am glad for a fellow west coaster on these threads, though sad you had to be in the office so crazy early!

[SlithyTove]

It's Wednesday, which means it's only 7am here and I'm already in the office. Also going to jump ship and join the corgis.

On the bright side, I woke up to my first outright acceptance! It was from my absolute last choice school, but it's something! Now I know I can quit my job in 4 months no matter what, thank the flying spaghetti monster...

HOORAY! Congratulations!! I can't post gifs yet but IT"S HAPPENING TODAY! Imagine something celebratory here:




How was drinking with the Lewis and Clark folks yesterday? Did they feed you?

[capricasixx]

It's Wednesday, which means it's only 7am here and I'm already in the office. Also going to jump ship and join the corgis.

On the bright side, I woke up to my first outright acceptance! It was from my absolute last choice school, but it's something! Now I know I can quit my job in 4 months no matter what, thank the flying spaghetti monster...

HOORAY! Congratulations!! I can't post gifs yet but IT"S HAPPENING TODAY! Imagine something celebratory here:




How was drinking with the Lewis and Clark folks yesterday? Did they feed you?

It was actually really good. Free food AND drinks! I got to talk with the dean, who was a very nice lady and seemed super sharp but was clearly wearing a wig, so I had to really concentrate on not starting at her hairline...