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usn26 · Post by **usn26** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:49 pm

Good thing about being the only one in the office: can just walk right the heck out. (although where I work leaving at 3:50 is less a bold statement and more beating the rush)

Hand · Post by **Hand** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:56 pm

Gray wrote:Fridayyy why aren't you overrrrr

at least they're letting me out an hour early today because of the upcoming holiday but still 2.5 hrs to go

after that only 48 days in the office left, which is less than 50, which seems like a milestone, although it's still 48 days too many

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:57 pm

buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:58 pm

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TasmanianToucan · Post by **TasmanianToucan** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:00 pm

ONE HOUR UNTIL HAPPY HOUR

Your friendly neighborhood Toucan would like to remind you that driving under the influence is a crime in 48.5 states!

(Wisconsin only gets 0.5 because they consider a first offense a "municipal offense," which apparently is not a crime. And of course New Jersey continues its proud tradition of letting all kinds of shit slide by treating DUIs as traffic violations. #fuggedaboutit)

Hand · Post by **Hand** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:01 pm

buckiguy_sucks wrote: people in nonprofits with less forgiving bosses

check

we had a staff meeting yesterday in which they announced they're gonna raise our contribution to our shitty health care plan because ohhh it's all so expensive and we don't have the money

meanwhile I've been reading up on the tax filings (which are public b/c 501c3) and know that this organization's assets have been growing by 5-10% for 10 yrs straight

happy friday

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:01 pm

My friends, and I call you my friends because some of you are in schools I am wait listed at and if you happen to fall under a bus and I am nearby I want a good alibi

My friends today I did the unthinkable. After three years of love, compassion, caring and many nights of intense heat I broke down and cleaned my grill. Our time together with all that built of FLAVOR can be measured in years and meat not just by pound but my tons. After all 0.125 tons is still a measurement in tons. I hope it can forgive me and that Weber does not revoke my 2010 master grilled 1st place trophy. I worked long and hard for that award. Weeks spent finding someone who would forge it for me with my name in it. But I still display it with pride and show it my phone when near other proe grilling. But that shows how much I love my grill. I hope it forgives me.

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:04 pm

Hand · Post by **Hand** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:06 pm

storpappa wrote:My friends, and I call you my friends because some of you are in schools I am wait listed at and if you happen to fall under a bus and I am nearby I want a good alibi

My friends today I did the unthinkable. After three years of love, compassion, caring and many nights of intense heat I broke down and cleaned my grill. Our time together with all that built of FLAVOR can be measured in years and meat not just by pound but my tons. After all 0.125 tons is still a measurement in tons. I hope it can forgive me and that Weber does not revoke my 2010 master grilled 1st place trophy. I worked long and hard for that award. Weeks spent finding someone who would forge it for me with my name in it. But I still display it with pride and show it my phone when near other proe grilling. But that shows how much I love my grill. I hope it forgives me.

storpappa you are a truly unique poster even if I only read half of what you post (ETA and understand even less)

so yeah never change

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:14 pm

Gray wrote:
storpappa wrote:if you happen to fall under a bus and I am nearby I want a good alibi
never change.

TY. that's what Karen wrote in my yearbook.

Why did she want me to stay high school educated, unemployed and living in my parents house without a girlfriend??

Maybe that's why I hate her....

TasmanianToucan · Post by **TasmanianToucan** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:15 pm

storpappa wrote:
Gray wrote:
storpappa wrote:if you happen to fall under a bus and I am nearby I want a good alibi
never change.
TY. that's what Karen wrote in my yearbook.

Why did she want me to stay high school educated, unemployed and living in my parents house without a girlfriend??

Maybe that's why I hate her....

Man, you really know how to hold a grudge!

usn26 · Post by **usn26** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:23 pm

Gray wrote:
storpappa wrote:if you happen to fall under a bus and I am nearby I want a good alibi
never change.

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:30 pm

30 minutes...

TasmanianToucan · Post by **TasmanianToucan** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:37 pm

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:30 minutes...

Every minute more brutal than the last...

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:38 pm

TasmanianToucan wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:30 minutes...
Every minute more brutal than the last...

Too true. Earlier I was thinking I'd have a beer or two after work, but now I'm thinking fish bowl margarita.

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:39 pm

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:41 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:30 minutes...
Freaking CST. Still an hour and a half here.

Brutal! I'll pour a bit of my fishbowl out for you. (Definitely won't)

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:44 pm

Leinie people

Berry weis OR Summer shandy

I alternate then end with a glass of tequila to sip

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:45 pm

TasmanianToucan · Post by **TasmanianToucan** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:58 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:30 minutes...
Freaking CST. Still an hour and a half here.

Hey, I'm CST too, and I am gone in two minutes. In fact, screw it I'm done. Peace!

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:02 pm

TasmanianToucan wrote:
WhiskeyAndCupcakes wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:30 minutes...
Freaking CST. Still an hour and a half here.
Hey, I'm CST too, and I am gone in two minutes. In fact, screw it I'm done. Peace!

+1. Never change

Hand · Post by **Hand** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:04 pm

PST -> PTSD

theramblingfool · Post by **theramblingfool** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:28 pm

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:38 pm

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:40 pm

Gray wrote:
Hand wrote:PST -> PTSD
In your tar are you the slurpy dog or the cringey dog?

Not even a question. definitely the slurpy dog.

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