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[Gray]

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[Kinky John]

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Also does anyone ever feel like their boss is going to realize how little work they're doing and have a nasty meeting? Like my slacking is so obvious they have to notice. I'm constantly looking over my shoulder and I get nervous every time my boss emails me

Yeah I have my excuses ready just in case.

And what might those excuses be?

"Why was I browsing Amazon? Well, I was going to get you something..."

"Why am I on Facebook? Just networking with a client, don't worry."

"Why am I on TLS? Well I'll have you know I'm a well-respected shitpoaster..."

[TasmanianToucan]

Why am I on TLS? Well I'll have you know I'm a well-respected shitpoaster..."

Please tell me that's on your resumé - Well respected shitpoaster ~ 10/17/14 - current

[OhBoyOhBortles]

Why am I on TLS? Well I'll have you know I'm a well-respected shitpoaster..."

Please tell me that's on your resumé - Well respected shitpoaster ~ 10/17/14 - current

I actually put my Username as my middle name on my resume so they can check out what great work I've done in the on-topics over the last couple months. I also mention it again under pro-bono/volunteer work for emphasis.

[Kinky John]

Why am I on TLS? Well I'll have you know I'm a well-respected shitpoaster..."

Please tell me that's on your resumé - Well respected shitpoaster ~ 10/17/14 - current

I actually put my Username as my middle name on my resume so they can check out what great work I've done in the on-topics over the last couple months. I also mention it again under pro-bono/volunteer work for emphasis.

My references section is just pics of replies where I've been +1'ed or lol'ed

[PrizeFighter]

180.

Also does anyone ever feel like their boss is going to realize how little work they're doing and have a nasty meeting? Like my slacking is so obvious they have to notice. I'm constantly looking over my shoulder and I get nervous every time my boss emails me

Yeah I have my excuses ready just in case.

And what might those excuses be?

"Why was I browsing Amazon? Well, I was going to get you something..."

"Why am I on Facebook? Just networking with a client, don't worry."

"Why am I on TLS? Well I'll have you know I'm a well-respected shitpoaster..."

Those are pretty good, but the problem with any excuse is that they keep the focus on your behavior. My plan for this inevitability is to interrupt my supervisor with a, "Are you hitting on me? I'm sorry but I'm not interested, and this conversation is making me uncomfortable, so we are going to need to call in a union rep if you want to continue."

[OhBoyOhBortles]

relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFWz0EDCOdI

Resume tips from the master himself.

[CaptainJapan]

doing and have a nasty meeting? Like my slacking is so obvious they have to notice. I'm constantly looking over my shoulder and I get nervous every time my boss emails me

Uh yeahhh. If these people haven't realized that I've been doing 0 work the last few weeks, they're on another planet. I think the nervous minimizing/shoulder checking will stop once I formally resign (I hope).

[tuxedocat]

LAST! DAY! LAST! DAY!

Sticking around Chicago until Memorial Day, then got a friend to housesit for me in June so I can roadtrip out to Vancouver, Seattle, and CA. So unbelievably psyched/terrified.

[Gray]

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[Poldy]

Last day and I'm the only one left in the office. This doesn't seem right.

[KMart]

I actually put my Username as my middle name on my resume so they can check out what great work I've done in the on-topics over the last couple months. I also mention it again under pro-bono/volunteer work for emphasis.

I think it's time to update my resume as I send in LOCI's showing off my pro bono work.

[tuxedocat]

LAST! DAY! LAST! DAY!

Sticking around Chicago until Memorial Day, then got a friend to housesit for me in June so I can roadtrip out to Vancouver, Seattle, and CA. So unbelievably psyched/terrified.

Vancouver eh?

Hmmm yes, can't wait to get to the Lululemon outlet obvs

[Kinky John]

It's sunday night and I already have a case of the mondays

[IsThisForReal]

My replacement starts today. Time to corrupt mold young minds.

[tuxedocat]

First day with no work. Still hasn't fully sunk in.

[Kinky John]

First day with no work. Still hasn't fully sunk in.

Why are you up so early? go back to bed

[tuxedocat]

First day with no work. Still hasn't fully sunk in.

Why are you up so early? go back to bed

I don't know! I just randomly woke up. My body hates me.

[TasmanianToucan]

First day with no work. Still hasn't fully sunk in.

Hey if you're not stuck behind a desk you may not actually need TLS any more.

[OhBoyOhBortles]

There's been a definite lack of decision threads/senioritis activity so far this morning. It's gotten to the point where I'm considering doing real work...before lunch.

[usn26]

There's been a definite lack of decision threads/senioritis activity so far this morning. It's gotten to the point where I'm considering doing real work...before lunch.

Yeah, it's quiet here. And I actually don't have anything to do at work this morning. Always the way.

[usn26]

This is not conducive to my achieving the 500 posts I need to get swag from Gray and make Duke love me.

[IsThisForReal]

There's been a definite lack of decision threads/senioritis activity so far this morning. It's gotten to the point where I'm considering doing real work...before lunch.

I always do my real work before lunch and then nothing after lunch.

[wonka]

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[wonka]

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