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rnoodles · Post by **rnoodles** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:48 pm

Hikkomorist wrote:
rnoodles22 wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
Hikkomorist wrote: I've found 16 whose FB profiles I can match to a TLS profile, and there are a half-dozen more I can place on TLS but without a specific profile.
Me?
Actually, I'm also curious.
Haven't found you.

I'll give it to you. You could've BS'd it, but you stayed true. I don't have a FB.

The legend lives on.

PourMeTea · Post by **PourMeTea** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:50 pm

hikko can you match mine

PeanutsNJam · Post by **PeanutsNJam** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:52 pm

PourMeTea wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:I only looked at 1 Linkedin profile, and it was of a dude who is batshit insane. WUSTL 1Ls know who I'm talking about. He claims to have "saved the internet"; and he's not joking.
melvin mcgunner?

Nah, I suspect Melvin McGunner is this one weird dude who is a different story. The batshit insane dude I'm talking about is an adjunct prof in the business school (no idea how that happened), and he's like old, divorced, with 3? 5? children. There are many stories of his shenanigans, but the best one is the SBA election process. You've probably already heard of him if you're friends with any 1Ls but here's the 411.

He was running for SBA rep, and the email said the word limit for the candidate statements was like 400 words or something. He went through the by-laws and the by-laws said 750, so he got all up in arms with the SBA election committee as well as posting this in the C/O 2018 facebook group:

Dear Fellow 1L'ers,

My first act in representing you, should you be so kind as to elect me as 1L SBA Representative, will be to ask each SBA member to actually read the By-laws so we understand the organization..

I read those that were sent and have asked for an actual up-to-date copy.

In reviewing what our responsibilities to our class are in representing you, I uncovered an issue with the current SBA's handling of this election, who apparently had not understood the by-laws.

The existing SBA is kindly fixing it for this election.

The SBA, along with the administration, has also agreed to review the by-laws as soon as we are elected, by special committee. I am most happy to participate.

Thank you for the opportunity,

[redacted]

"With you in battle...I bringeth the hordes."

Demanded that people be given extensions to resubmit a new candidate statement. Extended the election process by like a week. Needless to say, he didn't win. There are many other posts on facebook by him as well.

Hikko try to stalk me too please, I need to know my exposure.

accessislife · Post by **accessislife** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:53 pm

same re: exposure, but have been MIA for a while so there's a handicap

PourMeTea · Post by **PourMeTea** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:54 pm

lol amazing

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:54 pm

Hikikomorist · Post by **Hikikomorist** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:54 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:55 pm

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:59 pm

tuxedocat · Post by **tuxedocat** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:00 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes wrote:
accessislife wrote:same re: exposure, but have been MIA for a while so there's a handicap
Hey, Access!

It's a weird day when we're both back on TLS. Fancy seeing you here.

Me toooooo ~*~ reunion ~*~

accessislife · Post by **accessislife** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:00 pm

is this September waiters reunion?

tuxedocat · Post by **tuxedocat** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:02 pm

Cuntfest 2k15

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:03 pm

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:09 pm

Hikikomorist · Post by **Hikikomorist** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:11 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:13 pm

Hikikomorist · Post by **Hikikomorist** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:15 pm

rnoodles · Post by **rnoodles** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:16 pm

Hikkomorist wrote:
Gray wrote:Hikko why are you so scared of friendship?
The road to friendship goes through a lot of other bad neighborhoods.

Deeper than the Mariana's Trench bruh.

tuxedocat · Post by **tuxedocat** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:17 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes wrote:
Hikkomorist wrote:
Gray wrote:Hikko why are you so scared of friendship?
The road to friendship goes through a lot of other bad neighborhoods.
What does that mean?

I think it means Hikko is racist and/or bad with directions?

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:17 pm

DJM · Post by **DJM** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:21 pm

Good thing I don't post enough, def won't be outed

AOT · Post by **AOT** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:22 pm

Hikkomorist wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:Hikko try to stalk me too please, I need to know my exposure.
Do you have FB connections to other TLSers? It takes me a lot longer if I'm just going based off of posts and LinkedIn matching - long enough that I definitely couldn't commit to it tonight.

I'm actually pretty impressed by people who do this. I can barely find anyone on Linkedin when I have all their info.

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:23 pm

Being outed isn't actually that bad a thing. Well, unless you say/do awful or dumb things online. I'm pretty sure a number of people know who I am.

Hikikomorist · Post by **Hikikomorist** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:24 pm

Big Red · Post by **Big Red** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:26 pm

PeanutsNJam wrote:Story

man he sure lawyer'd the SBA up good

unfortunately our SBA elections came and went without incident, but it was pretty funny how seriously people took their bios considering I still have no idea what an SBA REP even does

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