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[NotASpecialSnowflake]

So I'm considering working part time for a while to save $$. Someone talk me into selling my ball instead

[OhBoyOhBortles]

So I'm considering working part time for a while to save $$. Someone talk me into selling my ball instead

How many times have you experienced testicle-related trauma that reduced you to public kneeling and loss of breath? Ever sat down and yelped in pain because you accidentally sat on a testicle? How would you like to reduce the likelihood of that happening by 50%? Disclaimer: This procedure may not actually affect the likelihood of these events. If you said, "That would be stellar!" Then you may be an excellent candidate for a recently developed study! Just come on down to what you can only assume is going to be a very sketchy-looking warehouse without proper lighting or sanitation standards!

YOU'LL BE COMPENSATED FOR YOUR TIME AND EFFORTS , but mostly your testicle, UP TO $50,000

[storpappa]

So I'm considering working part time for a while to save $$. Someone talk me into selling my ball instead

How many times have you experienced testicle-related trauma that reduced you to public kneeling and loss of breath? Ever sat down and yelped in pain because you accidentally sat on a testicle? How would you like to reduce the likelihood of that happening by 50%? Disclaimer: This procedure may not actually affect the likelihood of these events. If you said, "That would be stellar!" Then you may be an excellent candidate for a recently developed study! Just come on down to what you can only assume is going to be a very sketchy-looking warehouse without proper lighting or sanitation standards!

YOU'LL BE COMPENSATED FOR YOUR TIME AND EFFORTS , but mostly your testicle, UP TO $50,000

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[buckiguy_sucks]

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[storpappa]

So I'm considering working part time for a while to save $$. Someone talk me into selling my ball instead

Get a job working with this guy for a few weeks, and then see how you feel about the proposed procedure
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[Shirosham]

Making billables, oh god.

[Kinky John]

Chicken stock
Vegan or not

There is no meat in it ...

is this for real?

Yes, it is a valid question
There is no meat in chicken stock, it is just water

Where do you think the flavor comes from you dingus

[tuxedocat]

Yes, it is a valid question
There is no meat in chicken stock, it is just water

WTF kind of water have you been drinking?

[Hand]

Yes, it is a valid question
There is no meat in chicken stock, it is just water

WTF kind of water have you been drinking?

water laced with bath salts, going by his recent posting history

[storpappa]

Its a valid question --- just being flavored with meat isn't the same as containing meat

[Kinky John]

Its a valid question --- just being flavored with meat isn't the same as containing meat

Veganism isn't just not eating meat

[Hand]

Its a valid question --- just being flavored with meat isn't the same as containing meat

You know that there are like, particles that you can't see, right? Chicken stock contains actual chicken particles, even if it doesn't contain chunks of chicken. That's why chicken stock tastes like chicken. I can't believe this needs explaining.

[OhBoyOhBortles]

http://ohmyveggies.com/vegetarian-chicken-stock/

[Kinky John]

Its a valid question --- just being flavored with meat isn't the same as containing meat

You know that there are like, particles that you can't see, right? Chicken stock contains actual chicken particles, even if it doesn't contain chunks of chicken. That's why chicken stock tastes like chicken. I can't believe this needs explaining.

Chicken carcass goes in, chicken stock comes out - can't explain that!

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[OhBoyOhBortles]

Pretty sure that Veg stock would also qualify as vegan. Cant attest for how it tastes.

[Hand]

Its a valid question --- just being flavored with meat isn't the same as containing meat

You know that there are like, particles that you can't see, right? Chicken stock contains actual chicken particles, even if it doesn't contain chunks of chicken. That's why chicken stock tastes like chicken. I can't believe this needs explaining.

Chicken carcass goes in, chicken stock comes out - can't explain that!

billoreilly.png

Chicken stock, magnets, the modern world is just too much for me, TOO MUCH I SAY

[WhiskeyAndCupcakes]

[tuxedocat]

Its a valid question --- just being flavored with meat isn't the same as containing meat

You know that there are like, particles that you can't see, right? Chicken stock contains actual chicken particles, even if it doesn't contain chunks of chicken. That's why chicken stock tastes like chicken. I can't believe this needs explaining.

Yeah. The reason why stock is stock is because the gelatins in the bones/cartilage break down and dissolve in the water. Also why vegetable stock is pointless since there is no gelatin.

[OhBoyOhBortles]

Its a valid question --- just being flavored with meat isn't the same as containing meat

You know that there are like, particles that you can't see, right? Chicken stock contains actual chicken particles, even if it doesn't contain chunks of chicken. That's why chicken stock tastes like chicken. I can't believe this needs explaining.

Yeah. The reason why stock is stock is because the gelatins in the bones/cartilage break down and dissolve in the water. Also why vegetable stock is pointless since there is no gelatin.

I'm going to pretend I never read that in order to avoid thinking about going veg myself.

[Kinky John]

Pretty sure that Veg stock would also qualify as vegan. Cant attest for how it tastes.

I'm no chef but I would try adding mushrooms and anchovy-free Wocerstershire for dat MSG/umami if I were trying to mimic chicken

[Hand]

Yeah. The reason why stock is stock is because the gelatins in the bones/cartilage break down and dissolve in the water. Also why vegetable stock is pointless since there is no gelatin.

I'm going to pretend I never read that in order to avoid thinking about going veg myself.

damn cat, you got like knowledge and stuff

bortles, I haven't eaten meat or animal stock since the late 90s and can attest that while veggie stock is most useless, you'll get used to it eventually

[buckiguy_sucks]

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[Hand]

damn cat, you got like knowledge and stuff

bortles, I haven't eaten meat or animal stock since the late 90s and can attest that while veggie stock is most useless, you'll get used to it eventually

only human flesh eh?

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