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NotASpecialSnowflake · Post by **NotASpecialSnowflake** » Wed May 06, 2015 6:35 pm

Gray wrote:FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.

Is it bad if I say this does? I just don't want the first thing people notice about me naked is that I have one ball

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Thu May 07, 2015 9:55 am

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:
Gray wrote:FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.
Is it bad if I say this does? I just don't want the first thing people notice about me naked is that I have one ball

This changes it for me too actually. I totally agree with the above! haha I might do it for 60. Depending on how OCI goes, I may come back to this page in the relatively near future.

ETA: Just asked my SO how she would feel about my participation in this "one-off" experiment. Will update the thread when I get a response.

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:41 am

NYYNYR · Post by **NYYNYR** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:44 am

I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!

secadc11 · Post by **secadc11** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:45 am

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:http://i.imgur.com/cG9gNZk.png

Hahah love this.

Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:45 am

NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!

"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.

Chris Manifesto · Post by **Chris Manifesto** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:49 am

Better yet, tell them you're getting the "one-off" procedure done and its approximately a 3 year recovery period. I'm sure the shock value will be enough to deter any further questions.

Kinky John · Post by **Kinky John** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:50 am

Rigo wrote:
NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.

He's planning on telling them through the medium of dance

Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:50 am

Kinky John wrote:
Rigo wrote:
NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.
He's planning on telling them through the medium of dance

LJL

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:51 am

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:52 am

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:54 am

Gray wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:http://i.imgur.com/cG9gNZk.png
lololll I hope you had fun explaining how that came up.

In the process now...

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Thu May 07, 2015 10:55 am

CaptainJapan · Post by **CaptainJapan** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:10 am

Rigo wrote: "I'm going to law school. Bye."

This is pretty much verbatim what I'm planning on saying.

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:29 am

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/mil ... &tid=sm_fb

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:33 am

storpappa wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/mil ... &tid=sm_fb

Good read. I want Ryan Shaw's job.

Big Red · Post by **Big Red** » Thu May 07, 2015 11:39 am

Millenials are probably the greatest generation

NoBladesNoBows · Post by **NoBladesNoBows** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:25 pm

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:45 pm

NoBladesNoBows wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k
At least 9 digits. When I make partner at Wachtell that will be peanuts anyways.

But seriously, at least a mil potentially more. Money is great but it's my fuckin' ball man. No thanks.

You were born with it ... so its not like an achievement or a trophy.

Do you even have a picture of them out on your desk to show how proud you are?

Hand · Post by **Hand** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:46 pm

storpappa wrote:
NoBladesNoBows wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k
At least 9 digits. When I make partner at Wachtell that will be peanuts anyways.

But seriously, at least a mil potentially more. Money is great but it's my fuckin' ball man. No thanks.
You were born with it ... so its not like an achievement or a trophy.

Do you even have a picture of them out on your desk to show how proud you are?

regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:47 pm

NoBladesNoBows · Post by **NoBladesNoBows** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:50 pm

Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:58 pm

Gray wrote:
Hand wrote: regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree
C&F

We now know where his other hand is.

NotASpecialSnowflake · Post by **NotASpecialSnowflake** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:22 pm

Rigo wrote:
Gray wrote:
Hand wrote: regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree
C&F
We now know where his other hand is.

180

OhBoyOhBortles · Post by **OhBoyOhBortles** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:40 pm

I swear the last hour of work is the longest. Every. Single. Day.

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