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Post by NotASpecialSnowflake » Wed May 06, 2015 6:35 pm

Gray wrote:FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.
Is it bad if I say this does? I just don't want the first thing people notice about me naked is that I have one ball

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Post by OhBoyOhBortles » Thu May 07, 2015 9:55 am

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:
Gray wrote:FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.
Is it bad if I say this does? I just don't want the first thing people notice about me naked is that I have one ball
This changes it for me too actually. I totally agree with the above! haha I might do it for 60. Depending on how OCI goes, I may come back to this page in the relatively near future.

ETA: Just asked my SO how she would feel about my participation in this "one-off" experiment. Will update the thread when I get a response.

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Post by OhBoyOhBortles » Thu May 07, 2015 10:41 am

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Post by NYYNYR » Thu May 07, 2015 10:44 am

I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!

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Post by secadc11 » Thu May 07, 2015 10:45 am

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:http://i.imgur.com/cG9gNZk.png
Hahah love this.

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Post by Rigo » Thu May 07, 2015 10:45 am

NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.

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Post by Chris Manifesto » Thu May 07, 2015 10:49 am

Better yet, tell them you're getting the "one-off" procedure done and its approximately a 3 year recovery period. I'm sure the shock value will be enough to deter any further questions.

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Post by Kinky John » Thu May 07, 2015 10:50 am

Rigo wrote:
NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.
He's planning on telling them through the medium of dance

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Post by Rigo » Thu May 07, 2015 10:50 am

Kinky John wrote:
Rigo wrote:
NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.
He's planning on telling them through the medium of dance
:lol: LJL

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Post by Gray » Thu May 07, 2015 10:52 am

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Post by OhBoyOhBortles » Thu May 07, 2015 10:54 am

Gray wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:http://i.imgur.com/cG9gNZk.png
lololll I hope you had fun explaining how that came up.
In the process now...

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Post by CaptainJapan » Thu May 07, 2015 11:10 am

Rigo wrote: "I'm going to law school. Bye."
This is pretty much verbatim what I'm planning on saying.


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Post by OhBoyOhBortles » Thu May 07, 2015 11:33 am

Good read. I want Ryan Shaw's job.

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Post by Big Red » Thu May 07, 2015 11:39 am

Millenials are probably the greatest generation

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Post by storpappa » Thu May 07, 2015 3:45 pm

NoBladesNoBows wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k
At least 9 digits. When I make partner at Wachtell that will be peanuts anyways. :lol:

But seriously, at least a mil potentially more. Money is great but it's my fuckin' ball man. No thanks.
You were born with it ... so its not like an achievement or a trophy.

Do you even have a picture of them out on your desk to show how proud you are?

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Post by Hand » Thu May 07, 2015 3:46 pm

storpappa wrote:
NoBladesNoBows wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k
At least 9 digits. When I make partner at Wachtell that will be peanuts anyways. :lol:

But seriously, at least a mil potentially more. Money is great but it's my fuckin' ball man. No thanks.
You were born with it ... so its not like an achievement or a trophy.

Do you even have a picture of them out on your desk to show how proud you are?
regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree

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Post by Gray » Thu May 07, 2015 3:47 pm

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Post by Rigo » Thu May 07, 2015 3:58 pm

Gray wrote:
Hand wrote: regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree
C&F
We now know where his other hand is.

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Post by NotASpecialSnowflake » Thu May 07, 2015 4:22 pm

Rigo wrote:
Gray wrote:
Hand wrote: regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree
C&F
We now know where his other hand is.
:lol: 180

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Post by OhBoyOhBortles » Thu May 07, 2015 4:40 pm

I swear the last hour of work is the longest. Every. Single. Day.

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