Is it bad if I say this does? I just don't want the first thing people notice about me naked is that I have one ballGray wrote:FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.
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This changes it for me too actually. I totally agree with the above! haha I might do it for 60. Depending on how OCI goes, I may come back to this page in the relatively near future.NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Is it bad if I say this does? I just don't want the first thing people notice about me naked is that I have one ballGray wrote:FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.
ETA: Just asked my SO how she would feel about my participation in this "one-off" experiment. Will update the thread when I get a response.
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I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
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Hahah love this.OhBoyOhBortles wrote:http://i.imgur.com/cG9gNZk.png
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"I'm going to law school. Bye."NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
Not that hard.
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Better yet, tell them you're getting the "one-off" procedure done and its approximately a 3 year recovery period. I'm sure the shock value will be enough to deter any further questions.
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He's planning on telling them through the medium of danceRigo wrote:"I'm going to law school. Bye."NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
Not that hard.
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Kinky John wrote:He's planning on telling them through the medium of danceRigo wrote:"I'm going to law school. Bye."NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!
Not that hard.
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In the process now...Gray wrote:lololll I hope you had fun explaining how that came up.OhBoyOhBortles wrote:http://i.imgur.com/cG9gNZk.png
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This is pretty much verbatim what I'm planning on saying.Rigo wrote: "I'm going to law school. Bye."
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Good read. I want Ryan Shaw's job.storpappa wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/mil ... &tid=sm_fb
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Millenials are probably the greatest generation
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You were born with it ... so its not like an achievement or a trophy.NoBladesNoBows wrote:At least 9 digits. When I make partner at Wachtell that will be peanuts anyways.NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?
I'm thinking $150k
But seriously, at least a mil potentially more. Money is great but it's my fuckin' ball man. No thanks.
Do you even have a picture of them out on your desk to show how proud you are?
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regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagreestorpappa wrote:You were born with it ... so its not like an achievement or a trophy.NoBladesNoBows wrote:At least 9 digits. When I make partner at Wachtell that will be peanuts anyways.NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?
I'm thinking $150k
But seriously, at least a mil potentially more. Money is great but it's my fuckin' ball man. No thanks.
Do you even have a picture of them out on your desk to show how proud you are?
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We now know where his other hand is.Gray wrote:C&FHand wrote: regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree
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Rigo wrote:We now know where his other hand is.Gray wrote:C&FHand wrote: regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree
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I swear the last hour of work is the longest. Every. Single. Day.