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tuxedocat · Post by **tuxedocat** » Wed May 06, 2015 1:52 pm

xylocarp wrote:
tuxedocat wrote:
Gray wrote:I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.
I know someone who did it to pay for med school. It takes a long time and the hormones are annoying, but otherwise, makes sense to me. I'd totally do it if I were eligible (no one wants my broken genes).
Yeah, I would TOTALLY do it if anyone would want a mini-xylo. Too short and too many genetic diseases unfortunately

Yeah, my friend who did it was a 5'11" former model/actress, which apparently makes it a lot easier to get couples to choose you. She actually looks quite a bit like Gray, come to think of it. Guuuuuuurl go get that sweet egg money!

Chris Manifesto · Post by **Chris Manifesto** » Wed May 06, 2015 1:54 pm

Wahrheit wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:For some reason, images people post ITT are blocked by my employer so I end up missing out on the wonderful memes/screenshots everyone is posting. Reason number 9876543 why i'm quitting.
Probably imgur is blocked

Seems like i'm definitely among the more limited-by-the-man people ITT. I'm surprised TLS isn't blocked entirely. Cant even access MSN on this thing :/

strugglebus · Post by **strugglebus** » Wed May 06, 2015 1:57 pm

Chris Manifesto wrote:
Wahrheit wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:For some reason, images people post ITT are blocked by my employer so I end up missing out on the wonderful memes/screenshots everyone is posting. Reason number 9876543 why i'm quitting.
Probably imgur is blocked

Seems like i'm definitely among the more limited-by-the-man people ITT. I'm surprised TLS isn't blocked entirely. Cant even access MSN on this thing :/

If TLS were blocked idk that I'd make it through the day

Chris Manifesto · Post by **Chris Manifesto** » Wed May 06, 2015 2:01 pm

strugglebus wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:
Wahrheit wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:For some reason, images people post ITT are blocked by my employer so I end up missing out on the wonderful memes/screenshots everyone is posting. Reason number 9876543 why i'm quitting.
Probably imgur is blocked

Seems like i'm definitely among the more limited-by-the-man people ITT. I'm surprised TLS isn't blocked entirely. Cant even access MSN on this thing :/
If TLS were blocked idk that I'd make it through the day

I can honestly say it's a huge reason I haven't already threw in the towel. Nothing like being able to discuss your lack of production while lacking production.

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Wed May 06, 2015 3:21 pm

cal2013 · Post by **cal2013** » Wed May 06, 2015 3:23 pm

I think it has been 12:22 for the last three and a half hours.

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Wed May 06, 2015 3:33 pm

Gray wrote: I'm about 5'6" so we'll see. Sadly the $35K for the one testicle seems to have been a one off experiment. Mr. Gray was down to be down a ball.

Did you bake up a batch of liquor infused banana bread before asking him to make the commitment?

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Wed May 06, 2015 3:38 pm

storpappa · Post by **storpappa** » Wed May 06, 2015 4:00 pm

Gray wrote:
storpappa wrote:
Gray wrote: I'm about 5'6" so we'll see. Sadly the $35K for the one testicle seems to have been a one off experiment. Mr. Gray was down to be down a ball.
Did you bake up a batch of liquor infused banana bread before asking him to make the commitment?
he was the one who suggested it. also LOL at me calling it a "one-off" experiment. I wish that pun had been intended.

Nothing says love like comparring him to a stud horse out on a farm ...

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/inde ... 430AAlZVB2

NotASpecialSnowflake · Post by **NotASpecialSnowflake** » Wed May 06, 2015 4:53 pm

Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k

Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Wed May 06, 2015 4:54 pm

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?
I'm thinking $150k

Way less. You have two of them, after all.

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Wed May 06, 2015 4:56 pm

CaptainJapan · Post by **CaptainJapan** » Wed May 06, 2015 4:59 pm

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k

I love this thread.

buckiguy_sucks · Post by **buckiguy_sucks** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:01 pm

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Gray · Post by **Gray** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:03 pm

BrazilBandit · Post by **BrazilBandit** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:03 pm

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k

I would enquire broadly and negotiate to see who gives me the most.

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:05 pm

tuxedocat · Post by **tuxedocat** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:05 pm

Gray wrote:
BrazilBandit wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k
I would enquire broadly and negotiate to see who gives me the most.
yeah and make sure you look into outcomes. just because they offer you a lot of $ doesn't mean it's going to give you a desirable testicle outcome. Not all ball-removers have the prestige you should be aiming for.

I look forward to the thread "Negotiating testicle payment works!!!"

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:07 pm

BrazilBandit · Post by **BrazilBandit** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:08 pm

Gray wrote:
BrazilBandit wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k
I would enquire broadly and negotiate to see who gives me the most.
yeah and make sure you look into outcomes. just because they offer you a lot of $ doesn't mean it's going to give you a desirable testicle outcome. Not all ball-removers have the prestige you should be aiming for.

I don't mean to brag, but my balls are worth sticker...

strugglebus · Post by **strugglebus** » Wed May 06, 2015 5:54 pm

Is retaking and reapplying a good strategy when donating your balls?

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Wed May 06, 2015 6:01 pm

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Wed May 06, 2015 6:06 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes · Post by **WhiskeyAndCupcakes** » Wed May 06, 2015 6:10 pm

Rigo · Post by **Rigo** » Wed May 06, 2015 6:15 pm

strugglebus wrote:Is retaking and reapplying a good strategy when donating your balls?

Yes, but you're only allowed two takes.

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