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[IsThisForReal]

I worked from home today so I could wait for Fedex to deliver this beauty (gift to myself for choosing a school!):

Totally unintentional but look how perfectly it matches my (vintage) Wash U mug!

Love it! Mines a boring silver, because I think the commercial ones probably only came in boring silver.

[WhiskeyAndCupcakes]

[strugglebus]

Now you need to bake and post pics to make us all hungry at work

[strugglebus]

welp, today's off to a great start. My boss's impressive ability to make every task more complicated than it needs to be is on full display

[OhBoyOhBortles]

I'm watching office space at my desk this morning while intermittently searching through groupon getaways I know I probably can't afford to take.

[Gray]

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[BrazilBandit]

I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

You might wanna give Sofia Vergara a call...

[Gray]

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[Rigo]

This started last night when Mr. Grey read an article about a dude who donated a testicle for $35K. Who ITT would consider that?

No real utility in swimmers for me, so sign me up.

[tuxedocat]

I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

I know someone who did it to pay for med school. It takes a long time and the hormones are annoying, but otherwise, makes sense to me. I'd totally do it if I were eligible (no one wants my broken genes).

[strugglebus]

I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

You might wanna give Sofia Vergara a call...

This started last night when Mr. Grey read an article about a dude who donated a testicle for $35K. Who ITT would consider that?

Depending on the long-term effects, might consider for $100k. But I'm not going to research the long-term effects of testicle donation at work b/c that would be pushing it.

In other news, two randos I've never seen before in my life but who apparently work here just sat down in my half-office/half-conference room and proceeded to not do work. Looks like they found the right place.

[xylocarp]

I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

I know someone who did it to pay for med school. It takes a long time and the hormones are annoying, but otherwise, makes sense to me. I'd totally do it if I were eligible (no one wants my broken genes).

Yeah, I would TOTALLY do it if anyone would want a mini-xylo. Too short and too many genetic diseases unfortunately

[CaptainJapan]

This started last night when Mr. Grey read an article about a dude who donated a testicle for $35K. Who ITT would consider that?

Never.

[Kinky John]

This started last night when Mr. Grey read an article about a dude who donated a testicle for $35K. Who ITT would consider that?

Never.

[OhBoyOhBortles]

I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

You might wanna give Sofia Vergara a call...

This started last night when Mr. Grey read an article about a dude who donated a testicle for $35K. Who ITT would consider that?

After googling, because I'm not above that, apparently individuals who donate testicles can receive up to 60k. 35k seems low. 60k is more tempting. I'd like to think I'm above my self-image/confidence (the most common long-term issues) being tied to having two testicles, but in all likelihood I'm not, so I still wouldn't.

I wonder how they decide which testicles are worth 35k and which are worth 60k?

[Kinky John]

I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

You might wanna give Sofia Vergara a call...

This started last night when Mr. Grey read an article about a dude who donated a testicle for $35K. Who ITT would consider that?

After googling, because I'm not above that, apparently individuals who donate testicles can receive up to 60k. 35k seems low. 60k is more tempting. I'd like to think I'm above my self-image/confidence (the most common long-term issues) being tied to having two testicles, but in all likelihood I'm not, so I still wouldn't.

I wonder how they decide which testicles are worth 35k and which are worth 60k?

GPA/LSAT most likely

[OhBoyOhBortles]

GPA/LSAT most likely

[BrazilBandit]

GPA/LSAT most likely

Since you might have trouble getting hard for a little while, some say that softs actually matter...

[Kinky John]

GPA/LSAT most likely

Since you might have trouble getting hard for a little while, some say that softs actually matter...

gives a whole new meaning to the term 'splitter'

[tuxedocat]

Word is starting to get around about me quitting (firm procedure means I have to wait for people to find out), which resulted in this adorable email from a coworker:

[Chris Manifesto]

For some reason, images people post ITT are blocked by my employer so I end up missing out on the wonderful memes/screenshots everyone is posting. Reason number 9876543 why i'm quitting.

[curlietop86]

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[storpappa]

I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

You might wanna give Sofia Vergara a call...

This started last night when Mr. Grey read an article about a dude who donated a testicle for $35K. Who ITT would consider that?

After googling, because I'm not above that, apparently individuals who donate testicles can receive up to 60k. 35k seems low. 60k is more tempting. I'd like to think I'm above my self-image/confidence (the most common long-term issues) being tied to having two testicles, but in all likelihood I'm not, so I still wouldn't.

I wonder how they decide which testicles are worth 35k and which are worth 60k?

I was offered $125k each, but that was after they received the feedback from my last few sexual partners.

[IsThisForReal]

I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

My best friend from childhood is gay and I would maybe donate eggs to him but that would probably be the only situation where'd I'd do it. Freaks me out otherwise to know there could be little ITFR's around that I can't control.

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