NY July 2016 Thread Forum

[QuasiINrem]

[quote="coconutroll"]..any possibility we can get our results this week?

This standby mode is killing me[/quote

someone from this thread called them this morning. Told him/her it's not this week because they were told "first week of NOv"

[judgefudge]

I just called for shits and giggles. I asked "Do you know if results will be out this week?" and the woman's response was "Early November, ma'am."
Not trying to wreak any more havoc on this thread, but just saying what was told to me. I'm gonna assume they're telling the truth and start going to sleep at a normal time until Nov. 1 hits.

P.S. My CID is VERY prestigious, so you have to believe everything I say

[SureAndCertain]

Maybe we've been too easy on them, just listening when they told us not to call and ask. If we inundate them with calls then they'll have no choice but to start telling us when. The people answering those phones are going to get annoyed and ask for something concrete to tell us eventually.

[OrangeCrush456]

What are the chances that results are going to come out today?
can't concentrate at work..

[zoomzoom88]

What are the chances that results are going to come out today?
can't concentrate at work..

I highly doubt it.

[MrT]

What are the chances that results are going to come out today?
can't concentrate at work..

16%

[ArtistOfManliness]

What are the chances that results are going to come out today?
can't concentrate at work..

16%

I like what you're doing with this. We pretend to not expect it, to trick BOLE into giving it to us.

[doglover0702]

What are the chances that results are going to come out today?
can't concentrate at work..

16%

any math whizzes out there want to calculate the actual likelihood? i guess it's possible to take the days left "before early november" and find out what the percentage actually is

unless MrT actually did the math. if so, im impressed

[aresdude]

Just called in. Spoke with someone named Angie.

Results will come sometime in the next 2 weeks.

[OrangeCrush456]

i feel that there is still a reasonable chance for a 5pm Wednesday release. no?

[sublime]

Not that I'm saying it is likely, but I would prefer a midnight release over a 5 pm one.

[ndp1234]

Based off of the previous releases, I'm predicting Nov 2. For two reasons: (1) last year (2011) that the dates fell on the days as this year it was a Nov 2nd release; (2) based off of when October 31 falls, if it is starting a week with November days (or no where close to an immediately preceding Tuesday or Wednesday) November results are to be expected.

But this is just speculation

[ArtistOfManliness]

Not that I'm saying it is likely, but I would prefer a midnight release over a 5 pm one.

Why would you prefer to have me wait? Rude.

[MrT]

I don't have time (or desire) to put together some sort of regression analysis but here is a chart list (no tables or images I guess) of the past 8 July releases:

2016: ??? --> Today = 91 days
2015: 90 days (Tuesday, October 27)
2014: 90 days (Tuesday, October 28)
2013: 91 days (Wednesday, October 30)
2012: 100 days (Friday, November 2)
2011: 98 days (Wednesday, November 2) *same exam dates as 2016
2010: 100 days (Friday, November 5)
2009: 98 days (Wednesday, November 4)
2008: 106 days (Thursday, November 13)

[rkreymer]

It's actually harder on my family and friends.... They are afraid to look at me or say a word in the morning until my, "No! I don't know yet!"

[whitecollar23]

On the bright side, if results aren't released today at 5pm, we could probably assume that the last two years weren't necessarily predictive of this year and then just allow results to come when they come.

[SureAndCertain]

On the bright side, if results aren't released today at 5pm, we could probably assume that the last two years weren't necessarily predictive of this year and then just allow results to come when they come.

Yeah, tonight is the last night I'm staying up for the results, probably. Today is the literal three-month mark from the final day of the test. So if it's not tonight, then I'd say wait for next Tuesday.

[ArtistOfManliness]

On the bright side, if results aren't released today at 5pm, we could probably assume that the last two years weren't necessarily predictive of this year and then just allow results to come when they come.

Yeah, tonight is the last night I'm staying up for the results, probably. Today is the literal three-month mark from the final day of the test. So if it's not tonight, then I'd say wait for next Tuesday.

lolololololol to the both of you

[sublime]

Not that I'm saying it is likely, but I would prefer a midnight release over a 5 pm one.

Why would you prefer to have me wait? Rude.

I'd prefer not to be at work with a ton of other people getting their results at the same time.

[whitecollar23]

On the bright side, if results aren't released today at 5pm, we could probably assume that the last two years weren't necessarily predictive of this year and then just allow results to come when they come.

Yeah, tonight is the last night I'm staying up for the results, probably. Today is the literal three-month mark from the final day of the test. So if it's not tonight, then I'd say wait for next Tuesday.

lolololololol to the both of you

Man, you've grown delirious!

[ArtistOfManliness]

Not that I'm saying it is likely, but I would prefer a midnight release over a 5 pm one.

Why would you prefer to have me wait? Rude.

I'd prefer not to be at work with a ton of other people getting their results at the same time.

Ahhh... I get it. You're employed. Must be nice.

The rest of us are lounging on our sofas in boxers reading rejection e-mails and watching CNN's daily tirade about Donald.

[MrT]

I don't have time (or desire) to put together some sort of regression analysis but here is a chart list (no tables or images I guess) of the past 8 July releases:

2016: ??? --> Today = 91 days
2015: 90 days (Tuesday, October 27)
2014: 90 days (Tuesday, October 28)
2013: 91 days (Wednesday, October 30)
2012: 100 days (Friday, November 2)
2011: 98 days (Wednesday, November 2) *same exam dates as 2016
2010: 100 days (Friday, November 5)
2009: 98 days (Wednesday, November 4)
2008: 106 days (Thursday, November 13)

JK, it wasn't all that hard. The simple probability (based on previous results) is 12.5%.

[Demos16]

5pm comes and goes.

[doglover0702]

5pm comes and goes.

another day, another ulcer

[ArtistOfManliness]

5pm comes and goes.

another day, another ulcer

You should probably see a doctor.