2015 February California Bar Exam Forum

[gaagoots]

I'm gonna blow so much money on craps, roulette and blackjack if I pass this forsaken exam.

As I sit here, all I can think of are things I'm willing to trade for the passing of this exam, for example, I'm willing to give up my pinky, not my index or thumb though.

I am not willing to give someone a blow job to pass this exam. I am willing to eat a spider for a pass, not a cockroach. I'm willing to get punched by a current Mike Tyson, not a Mike Tyson from the 90s or even the 2000s though.

I am not willing to give up poker for this exam, I will however be willing to give up blackjack. I'm willing to dedicate 2 years to public service for the passing of this exam, however, I will not call my dad Mr. Arigato like he has been pestering me for the last 10 years at every dinner we sit down together for, that man is obsessed with robots.

A new contender for "most drunk user on TLS" approaches

Yeah, I see I have some catching up to do... *goes to open bottle of wine*

Right on girlfriend! My law school BFF is the East Coast he started 3 hours before me!

[a male human]

In case anyone cares to know, I think pointy elbows are pretty cute

Haha, thanks, JahRakal. I have the same color hair as Audrey, so what more could I ask for, really?

And, here's something for you all to look forward to: If I pass the bar (and can figure out how to use the img tag) I hereby promise to post a picture of my elbows. TLS can then determine for me whether they are an acceptable level of pointy.

why? are you also breathing as heavily as I am?

i stopped breathing tbh

[Elms]

I'm gonna blow so much money on craps, roulette and blackjack if I pass this forsaken exam.

As I sit here, all I can think of are things I'm willing to trade for the passing of this exam, for example, I'm willing to give up my pinky, not my index or thumb though.

I am not willing to give someone a blow job to pass this exam. I am willing to eat a spider for a pass, not a cockroach. I'm willing to get punched by a current Mike Tyson, not a Mike Tyson from the 90s or even the 2000s though.

I am not willing to give up poker for this exam, I will however be willing to give up blackjack. I'm willing to dedicate 2 years to public service for the passing of this exam, however, I will not call my dad Mr. Arigato like he has been pestering me for the last 10 years at every dinner we sit down together for, that man is obsessed with robots.

A new contender for "most drunk user on TLS" approaches

Yeah, I see I have some catching up to do... *goes to open bottle of wine*

Right on girlfriend! My law school BFF is the East Coast he started 3 hours before me!

Cheers!!!

[gaagoots]

I'm gonna blow so much money on craps, roulette and blackjack if I pass this forsaken exam.

As I sit here, all I can think of are things I'm willing to trade for the passing of this exam, for example, I'm willing to give up my pinky, not my index or thumb though.

I am not willing to give someone a blow job to pass this exam. I am willing to eat a spider for a pass, not a cockroach. I'm willing to get punched by a current Mike Tyson, not a Mike Tyson from the 90s or even the 2000s though.

I am not willing to give up poker for this exam, I will however be willing to give up blackjack. I'm willing to dedicate 2 years to public service for the passing of this exam, however, I will not call my dad Mr. Arigato like he has been pestering me for the last 10 years at every dinner we sit down together for, that man is obsessed with robots.

A new contender for "most drunk user on TLS" approaches

Yeah, I see I have some catching up to do... *goes to open bottle of wine*

Right on girlfriend! My law school BFF is the East Coast he started 3 hours before me!

Cheers!!!

CHEERS back! Clink!

[a male human]

Hey, the clouds in San Diego are floating away. Earlier it was drizzling like a film noir, foreshadowing the doom and gloom of barmageddon. Now I see a blue sky filled with hope and little shiny clouds. I see one for gaagoots, one for Elms, BobbyBooBoo, s1m4 and JahRakal as we celebrate sharp elbows

and anyone else I missed who didn't post recently

[gaagoots]

Hey, the clouds in San Diego are floating away. Earlier it was drizzling like a film noir, foreshadowing the doom and gloom of barmageddon. Now I see a blue sky filled with hope and little shiny clouds. I see one for gaagoots, one for Elms, BobbyBooBoo, s1m4 and JahRakal as we celebrate sharp elbows

and anyone else I missed who didn't post recently

The evil law student haha

[Elms]

Hey, the clouds in San Diego are floating away. Earlier it was drizzling like a film noir, foreshadowing the doom and gloom of barmageddon. Now I see a blue sky filled with hope and little shiny clouds. I see one for gaagoots, one for Elms, BobbyBooBoo, s1m4 and JahRakal as we celebrate sharp elbows

and anyone else I missed who didn't post recently

YES! The skies and AMH have spoken. Pass screens for everyone tonight!!!

[lawladylaw]

Why am I sitting at the computer already? Pass or fail, I can't wait for this hellride to be over.

[pineapple99]

Why am I sitting at the computer already? Pass or fail, I can't wait for this hellride to be over.

I'm just gonna vomit. I can't deal with the wait.

[LawIsPrettyCool]

Results are up early

[lawladylaw]

I just changed my clothes because the thought of seeing I failed while wearing sweatpants and drinking scotch alone was just too depressing.
I'm killing the remaining time by watching the last 2 episodes of The Good Wife.

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

[thirdtimer]

Results are up early

so did you pass?

[Elms]

I love how the bright red countdown has gone from days, to hours, and now to minutes. Does it go to seconds at the end? Does the state bar really get such a kick out of torturing us?

[AguasAguas!]

I've been pretty calm all day up until the last half hour. AAAGGHHH. Goodluck to all.

[JahRakal]

I love how the bright red countdown has gone from days, to hours, and now to minutes. Does it go to seconds at the end? Does the state bar really get such a kick out of torturing us?

hey just so you know, i don't care about any of the other posters, but good luck to you and i know you'd pass

[LawIsPrettyCool]

I love how the bright red countdown has gone from days, to hours, and now to minutes. Does it go to seconds at the end? Does the state bar really get such a kick out of torturing us?

hey just so you know, i don't care about any of the other posters, but good luck to you and i know you'd pass

Yo you're nearing that "creepy" border

[JahRakal]

I love how the bright red countdown has gone from days, to hours, and now to minutes. Does it go to seconds at the end? Does the state bar really get such a kick out of torturing us?

hey just so you know, i don't care about any of the other posters, but good luck to you and i know you'd pass

Yo you're nearing that "creepy" border

since I don't care about you, your words are like bullets, and I let them pass straight through me
if true love appears creepy to you, then I do feel sorry for you

[a male human]

I love how the bright red countdown has gone from days, to hours, and now to minutes. Does it go to seconds at the end? Does the state bar really get such a kick out of torturing us?

hey just so you know, i don't care about any of the other posters, but good luck to you and i know you'd pass

Yo you're nearing that "creepy" border

since I don't care about you, your words are like bullets, and I let them pass straight through me
if true love appears creepy to you, then I do feel sorry for you

Sorry, Elms is mine. You can settle for Audrey Hepburn.

[underthirty]

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[LawIsPrettyCool]

I love how the bright red countdown has gone from days, to hours, and now to minutes. Does it go to seconds at the end? Does the state bar really get such a kick out of torturing us?

hey just so you know, i don't care about any of the other posters, but good luck to you and i know you'd pass

Yo you're nearing that "creepy" border

since I don't care about you, your words are like bullets, and I let them pass straight through me
if true love appears creepy to you, then I do feel sorry for you

If my words are like bullets, and you let them pass through you, then they must have a really big impact on your life.

[Elms]

Well, well, well.... I never expected that taking the California bar would result in my having my pick of TLS posters. I should have taken this exam sooner!

[reasonable troll]

its getting weird in here.

[Elms]

its getting weird in here.

Don't act like you're not dying to know what my elbows look like.

[JahRakal]

I love how the bright red countdown has gone from days, to hours, and now to minutes. Does it go to seconds at the end? Does the state bar really get such a kick out of torturing us?

hey just so you know, i don't care about any of the other posters, but good luck to you and i know you'd pass

Yo you're nearing that "creepy" border

since I don't care about you, your words are like bullets, and I let them pass straight through me
if true love appears creepy to you, then I do feel sorry for you

If my words are like bullets, and you let them pass through you, then they must have a really big impact on your life.

ya.... so many hoes and i get chipped away by them... but guess what, Elms gon make me whole again

[BobbyBooBoo]

I love how the bright red countdown has gone from days, to hours, and now to minutes. Does it go to seconds at the end? Does the state bar really get such a kick out of torturing us?

hey just so you know, i don't care about any of the other posters, but good luck to you and i know you'd pass

Yo you're nearing that "creepy" border

since I don't care about you, your words are like bullets, and I let them pass straight through me
if true love appears creepy to you, then I do feel sorry for you

If my words are like bullets, and you let them pass through you, then they must have a really big impact on your life.

ya.... so many hoes and i get chipped away by them... but guess what, Elms gon make me whole again

Man I can't tell if you are pretend creepy or actually creepy.