NY July 2016 Thread Forum

[QuasiINrem]

A little bird tells me that results will be out next Tuesday or Wednesday. Good luck to all those waiting!!

This sounds reasonable

[Diceman102]

A little bird tells me that results will be out next Tuesday or Wednesday. Good luck to all those waiting!!

Can you elaborate? Is the little bird reliable?

Very reliable. Tuesday evening late into midnight next day.

[lawyer2000]

Seems like the above comment really halted the speculation.

[mvp99]

I think dc is out

[lawstoodent]

I think dc is out

Why would you say that when it's clearly not?

[ndp1234]

A little bird tells me that results will be out next Tuesday or Wednesday. Good luck to all those waiting!!

Can you elaborate? Is the little bird reliable?

Very reliable. Tuesday evening late into midnight next day.

Fool me once...Fool me four times, I probably shouldn't even be a lawyer

[rkreymer]

A little bird tells me that results will be out next Tuesday or Wednesday. Good luck to all those waiting!!

I highly doubt that...

[lawyer2000]

A little bird tells me that results will be out next Tuesday or Wednesday. Good luck to all those waiting!!

I highly doubt that...

It makes sense. Last year they were released on the 27th. This year the exam was administered two days earlier than it was last year, so it makes sense that results would be released on the 25th--two days earlier than they were last year.

[SLS_AMG]

A little bird tells me that results will be out next Tuesday or Wednesday. Good luck to all those waiting!!

I highly doubt that...

No idea whether that poster has a legit source or not, but it would make sense. I've been thinking it would be next week pretty much all along, as I'm pretty sure a lot of other people have been. Tuesday or Wednesday seems as likely as any other day. I'm not sure why people seem to doubt that it could come out next week. It's been three months since the exam and the website says it'll be out by early November at the latest. That doesn't really allow for much more than a couple weeks from now.

[hockeyman969]

Don't forget there is a history of Friday releases, 2010 and 2012...this is just informational and public information. Granted the Friday releases were in November. The only day of the week the last 10 years that hasn't had a score release is Monday.

[lawyer2000]

Don't forget there is a history of Friday releases, 2010 and 2012...this is just informational and public information. Granted the Friday releases were in November. The only day of the week the last 10 years that hasn't had a score release is Monday.

Are you suggesting that I stay up for another hour???

[LionelHutzJD]

Don't forget there is a history of Friday releases, 2010 and 2012...this is just informational and public information. Granted the Friday releases were in November. The only day of the week the last 10 years that hasn't had a score release is Monday.

Are you suggesting that I stay up for another hour???

Checkpoint #3

[Mr. Peanutbutter]

Okay, I'll stop holding back. Angie said tomorrow at noon

[ljc0207]

Don't forget there is a history of Friday releases, 2010 and 2012...this is just informational and public information. Granted the Friday releases were in November. The only day of the week the last 10 years that hasn't had a score release is Monday.

Are you suggesting that I stay up for another hour???

Stop feeding the animal food or it will never leave us alone. Haven't you heard? IT WILL NOT BE PROVOKED

[ljc0207]

Okay, I'll stop holding back. Angie said tomorrow at noon

Can't believe you gave in so easily. I totally expected you to keep mentioning your "credible CID" that "carries a lot of weight" over, and over, AND OVER again until someone finally acknowledges your worldly importance and superiority over the rest of us mere commoners.


..... oh wait, that wasn't you, that was the other person who did do that exact thing

luckily, s/he cannot confirm nor deny that any of those posts took place

[ArtistOfManliness]

Okay, I'll stop holding back. Angie said tomorrow at noon

Can't believe you gave in so easily. I totally expected you to keep mentioning your "credible CID" that "carries a lot of weight" over, and over, AND OVER again until someone finally acknowledges your worldly importance and superiority over the rest of us mere commoners.


..... oh wait, that wasn't you, that was the other person who did do that exact thing

luckily, s/he cannot confirm nor deny that any of those posts took place

I'm confused.

[ljc0207]

Okay, I'll stop holding back. Angie said tomorrow at noon

Can't believe you gave in so easily. I totally expected you to keep mentioning your "credible CID" that "carries a lot of weight" over, and over, AND OVER again until someone finally acknowledges your worldly importance and superiority over the rest of us mere commoners.


..... oh wait, that wasn't you, that was the other person who did do that exact thing

luckily, s/he cannot confirm nor deny that any of those posts took place

I'm confused.

That's how hockeyman969 wants it. His job is very important and shrouded in mystery. He knows many people in high places. In fact, his caller ID alone sends the bar exam graders into such a starstruck tizzy that they immediately return his phone call and let him, and him alone, know exactly when the bar results will be released.

Don't worry. When all this is over, maybe you, too, can have a caller ID credible enough to summon bar results release dates with just one ring.

[hockeyman969]

Okay, I'll stop holding back. Angie said tomorrow at noon

Can't believe you gave in so easily. I totally expected you to keep mentioning your "credible CID" that "carries a lot of weight" over, and over, AND OVER again until someone finally acknowledges your worldly importance and superiority over the rest of us mere commoners.


..... oh wait, that wasn't you, that was the other person who did do that exact thing

luckily, s/he cannot confirm nor deny that any of those posts took place

I'm confused.

That's how hockeyman969 wants it. His job is very important and shrouded in mystery. He knows many people in high places. In fact, his caller ID alone sends the bar exam graders into such a starstruck tizzy that they immediately return his phone call and let him, and him alone, know exactly when the bar results will be released.

Don't worry. When all this is over, maybe you, too, can have a caller ID credible enough to summon bar results release dates with just one ring.

Yeah I'm a big troll and there wasn't a need for it by folks who lassed the bar many years ago, ooh yeahhhhh. You're just jealous or another troll yourself with that Milk and Cookies dude who doesn't have the balls to spell out the words probably because his wiener is ultra small and he has some kind of confidence defect because there is a need to use tweezers every time he takes a leak and even the hookers ,he needs to pay, laugh at his small pecker. I mean you're getting there.

So sorry I thought I could provide info hence why I posted, but was silenced. I love my job more than succumbing to information hungry trololos. You make me laugh by these insults.

[bailey8078]

Okay, I'll stop holding back. Angie said tomorrow at noon

Can't believe you gave in so easily. I totally expected you to keep mentioning your "credible CID" that "carries a lot of weight" over, and over, AND OVER again until someone finally acknowledges your worldly importance and superiority over the rest of us mere commoners.


..... oh wait, that wasn't you, that was the other person who did do that exact thing

luckily, s/he cannot confirm nor deny that any of those posts took place

I'm confused.

That's how hockeyman969 wants it. His job is very important and shrouded in mystery. He knows many people in high places. In fact, his caller ID alone sends the bar exam graders into such a starstruck tizzy that they immediately return his phone call and let him, and him alone, know exactly when the bar results will be released.

Don't worry. When all this is over, maybe you, too, can have a caller ID credible enough to summon bar results release dates with just one ring.

Yeah I'm a big troll and there wasn't a need for it by folks who lassed the bar many years ago, ooh yeahhhhh. You're just jealous or another troll yourself with that Milk and Cookies dude who doesn't have the balls to spell out the words probably because his wiener is ultra small and he has some kind of confidence defect because there is a need to use tweezers every time he takes a leak and even the hookers ,he needs to pay, laugh at his small pecker. I mean you're getting there.

So sorry I thought I could provide info hence why I posted, but was silenced. I love my job more than succumbing to information hungry trololos. You make me laugh by these insults.

I know who (s)he's voting for

[QuasiINrem]

[Mr. Peanutbutter]

LOL Bailey with the KO

[ljc0207]

Okay, I'll stop holding back. Angie said tomorrow at noon

Can't believe you gave in so easily. I totally expected you to keep mentioning your "credible CID" that "carries a lot of weight" over, and over, AND OVER again until someone finally acknowledges your worldly importance and superiority over the rest of us mere commoners.


..... oh wait, that wasn't you, that was the other person who did do that exact thing

luckily, s/he cannot confirm nor deny that any of those posts took place

I'm confused.

That's how hockeyman969 wants it. His job is very important and shrouded in mystery. He knows many people in high places. In fact, his caller ID alone sends the bar exam graders into such a starstruck tizzy that they immediately return his phone call and let him, and him alone, know exactly when the bar results will be released.

Don't worry. When all this is over, maybe you, too, can have a caller ID credible enough to summon bar results release dates with just one ring.

Yeah I'm a big troll and there wasn't a need for it by folks who lassed the bar many years ago, ooh yeahhhhh. You're just jealous or another troll yourself with that Milk and Cookies dude who doesn't have the balls to spell out the words probably because his wiener is ultra small and he has some kind of confidence defect because there is a need to use tweezers every time he takes a leak and even the hookers ,he needs to pay, laugh at his small pecker. I mean you're getting there.

So sorry I thought I could provide info hence why I posted, but was silenced. I love my job more than succumbing to information hungry trololos. You make me laugh by these insults.

Looks like you can be provoked after all. My work here is done.

[3lephant]

Okay, I'll stop holding back. Angie said tomorrow at noon

Can't believe you gave in so easily. I totally expected you to keep mentioning your "credible CID" that "carries a lot of weight" over, and over, AND OVER again until someone finally acknowledges your worldly importance and superiority over the rest of us mere commoners.


..... oh wait, that wasn't you, that was the other person who did do that exact thing

luckily, s/he cannot confirm nor deny that any of those posts took place

I'm confused.

That's how hockeyman969 wants it. His job is very important and shrouded in mystery. He knows many people in high places. In fact, his caller ID alone sends the bar exam graders into such a starstruck tizzy that they immediately return his phone call and let him, and him alone, know exactly when the bar results will be released.

Don't worry. When all this is over, maybe you, too, can have a caller ID credible enough to summon bar results release dates with just one ring.

Yeah I'm a big troll and there wasn't a need for it by folks who lassed the bar many years ago, ooh yeahhhhh. You're just jealous or another troll yourself with that Milk and Cookies dude who doesn't have the balls to spell out the words probably because his wiener is ultra small and he has some kind of confidence defect because there is a need to use tweezers every time he takes a leak and even the hookers ,he needs to pay, laugh at his small pecker. I mean you're getting there.

So sorry I thought I could provide info hence why I posted, but was silenced. I love my job more than succumbing to information hungry trololos. You make me laugh by these insults.

This Absurdity Agreement (the "Agreement") dated as of October 21, 2016, by and between hockeyman969 and Mlk&Ckies (individually a "Troll" and collectively the "Trolls") and the bar-fearing patrons (the "Rubes") of the Top Law Schools Forum (the "TLS Forum").

WHEREAS, the Trolls delight in causing angst for the Rubes; and

WHEREAS, the Rubes pretend to hate the Trolls, but really derive an immense sense of self-importance from excoriating them publicly;

NOW, THEREFORE, the parties agree to the following:

1. The Trolls and Rubes shall be endlessly annoying to the rest of the human population inhabiting the TLS Forum.

2. The Trolls and Rubes shall bicker back and forth with no conceivable resolution in sight.

3. The Trolls and Rubes shall enter into inane pissing contests, and trespass generally on the human population's collective sensibilities.

[SIGNATURE PAGE TO FOLLOW]

[ladymelisandre]

I had a dream last night that results are going to be posted tonight. That's as credibile a source as any, no?

[Mr. Peanutbutter]

Elephant,

Why are the signature pages missing? Also, this is not the AA language I was looking for. Please speak with Rundown Midlevel for better precedent.

-Panthern