Cooley Grad Answering Questions Forum

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:32 pm

Honestly, I saw Cooley people on here all day/everyday at school. Half were typing they went to Harvard (sad really)
But if you want HONEST answers. Ask away.

And just for the lulz lets see if ANY Cooley people are willing to use their 5000post accounts (and not alts) to answer honestly that they attend. (me bets zero)

zot1 · Post by **zot1** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:38 pm

So you graduated, what are you up to now?

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:40 pm

zot1 wrote:So you graduated, what are you up to now?

posting here

zot1 · Post by **zot1** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:45 pm

cooleygrad wrote:
zot1 wrote:So you graduated, what are you up to now?
posting here

Wow! The wits---so impressive. I knew I should have gone to Cooley.

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:46 pm

zot1 wrote:
cooleygrad wrote:
zot1 wrote:So you graduated, what are you up to now?
posting here
Wow! The wits---so impressive. I knew I should have gone to Cooley.

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:01 pm

Any other questions folks?

Johann · Post by **Johann** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:17 pm

how much money do you make? how many hours do you work a week? would you do it again?

Sup, I'm a TTT grad as well. These boards need more of us.

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:20 pm

JohannDeMann wrote:how much money do you make? how many hours do you work a week? would you do it again?

Sup, I'm a TTT grad as well. These boards need more of us.

Cool. Not Cooley?

zot1 · Post by **zot1** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:26 pm

You can't offer to answer questions and then not do so.

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:29 pm

zot1 wrote:You can't offer to answer questions and then not do so.

which quesitons weren't answered? You want a more specific answer, ask a more specific question.

zot1 · Post by **zot1** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:31 pm

JohannDeMann wrote:how much money do you make? how many hours do you work a week? would you do it again?

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:33 pm

chalky · Post by **chalky** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:43 pm

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cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:47 pm

chalky wrote:Wow.

i concur?

Johann · Post by **Johann** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:52 pm

cooleygrad wrote:
JohannDeMann wrote:how much money do you make? how many hours do you work a week? would you do it again?

Sup, I'm a TTT grad as well. These boards need more of us.
Cool. Not Cooley?

you gonna answer the questions?

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:59 pm

I meant to ask me questions about COOLEY, but ok. Yeah I'll answer the buried lead question in that. Bar Exam was easy, its why 90% of UOM pass it first time. But I won't deny my classmates have a 40ish percent pass rate, and in all reality that percent goes down to probably half that for the part time "working" students.

I'm doing document review for $22 an hour. I had the same job while in bar prep but it only paid $18 an hour until I passed it.

But asking this type of question is lazy. In theory a Harvard grad could have a horrible day or a Taft Grad somehow get lucky as shit. I'm not saying statistics don't matter, but I'm one random guy, asking one random guy could easily be that off person.

Any questions on COOLEY folks?

chalky · Post by **chalky** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:10 pm

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cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 11:12 pm

chalky wrote:
cooleygrad wrote:Ask me questions about COOLEY
Do you regret going to Cooley? Your apprehension to answer post-grad employment questions leads me to believe you do.

I updated it while you were posting. And the link between those two is weak at best. I refer you to my updated post.

whats an updog · Post by **whats an updog** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:26 am

I somewhat remember a troll thread from a year or two ago that had this premise.

Br3v · Post by **Br3v** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:39 am

What is the cabinetry like?

Mack.Hambleton · Post by **Mack.Hambleton** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:34 am

How big is the library really

ihenry · Post by **ihenry** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:29 am

Mack.Hambleton wrote:How big is the library really

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:22 am

They had to create an entire building across the street 3 stories high to make into the library, so its pretty big.

TheSpanishMain · Post by **TheSpanishMain** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:35 pm

What were your classmates like? What were their expectations for their post-Cooley lives?

cooleygrad · Post by **cooleygrad** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:02 pm

TheSpanishMain wrote:What were your classmates like? What were their expectations for their post-Cooley lives?

Every single one says (followed by "Prof say and so told me" of course) that
1. No one EVER asks where you attended once you graduate
2. That they expect to get offers from firms that they intern at
3. The majority plan to go solo, and/or team up with others to start their own firms

And 100% of them expect to pass the bar exam the first time they sit it, although less than 50% pass it even after multiple attempts at it have been used.

Of course you see fun stuff like THIS where the former Profs cant even find work and end up working for their former students (no shit check it out)
http://www.jordanhoyerlaw.com/