albanach wrote:cavalier1138 wrote:Is there a way to compile the OP's threads (or rather the highlights) into a single cautionary tale thread?
If folk would just refrain from telling their family and friends that they're going to law school BEFORE they have a decent LSAT score, they wouldn't feel so compelled to attend when they find they can't get above a 153. Too often we read tales of woe where people clearly felt they must still go, because they already told everyone they know that they are going. And then we get threads like this, or where someone wants to go to Akron because the gym has a lazy river.
Sometimes I think the easiest way to save the US legal education system would be to attach an NDA to the LSAT where you pledge not to tell anyone you are taking the test until after you have a score.
Or you could simply require those taking out student loans to put together a business plan with data, etc. Even if you granted every non-ridiculous plan a student loan, the simple process of having to research the data and put together a business plan would stop most people from attending. The thought process isn't "I'll be the 1%!!!" It's:
Shit. I am graduating in a year. What will I do? Wake up and go to work every day? But what about friends? I'll need to make new friends. How will I do that if I'm working all day? Maybe my parents can front me money for a cool place to live - shit, no I'd have to live at home. Everyone will think I am a loser. Oh, I got it, you can get a loan for graduate school. What's Bobby doing? He's taking the LSAT - that's like a law school SAT, right? It's in 3 weeks - I can still sign up. Nice! Let me take it, and see what happens.
Alright, 142, that's not that bad. That's the average lawyer. Even if I'm not making a million my first year out, I can be like Jack McCoy. Oh god, that's so cool. Alright but maybe I should retake, I can get the state flagship - oh shit, the next test isn't until June and then I can't apply until the following year. What will I do for a year? Am I going to beg? Can't live at home, Peggy Pepperpants would think I'm such a loser.
You know what, it doesn't matter. I got this school. I never heard of it before, but it's the same degree. I could do anything. I could be a sports agent, shit, I can be president. Oh yeah, a goddamn president. Peggy Pepperpants will think I'm so fucking hot, and my mom, she'll be crying. I can just imagine what she'll tell the neighbors when I become president. And I'll be a good president, not like the others. I'll solve world hunger and implement a salary cap in Major League Baseball. What will Peggy say then?
Tommy is such a jealous dick, telling me that the odds are very small I'll ever be a millionaire or even a senator coming from this law school. He's going to Harvard, but I'm cooler than he is and he's jealous that I'm stealing his thunder that nerdy piece of shit. I'm going to kick his ass. You see, that's why I'll make it and he won't. He studies and has book smarts, sure, but I have street smarts. At the end of the day, it takes street smarts to make it, and I'm like a fucking street genius I have so many street smarts.
True, I've never seen the street but I was in 42nd Street, the school play junior year of high school. I was so good in it. I'm like Tom Cruise. Oh that's right Tom Cruise was a lawyer! Shit!!! I'll be just like Tom Cruise in a Few Good Men. He studied for a little bit, but then he fucked Demi Moore and ran into the court yelling, "You can't handle the truth!" I'm going to use that in law school next year. Professor will ask if the Planter or the Defender should win, and I'll be like, "You want answers?" Professor will be like, "I want the truth," and then I'll just stand up and yell, "You can't handle the truth, P!!!!" Then I'll storm out of class and slam the door like a boss, and Professor will be like, "A+!" Everyone else will think I'm so cool. Now where do I sign?