Roommates Forum

[skitlets]

Go single. You dislike others making noise but listen to your own music often, presumably loud enough for others to hear. Can't have it both ways!

[dingbat]

have you lived by yourself before?
I hadn't until this year.
I thought, "Im a badass with a job, I should get my own pad"

Now I write on an internet forum about roommates instead of dipping in a spittoon, talking trash and playing fifa. Life is way worse without roommates.

I remember those days more fondly than I experienced them
I miss the cameraderie, but not the dirty dishes, messy apartment, lack of privacy, etc etc
(nothing worse than the comments you get when you bring someone home and they don't get laid)

[laxbrah420]

(nothing worse than the comments you get when you bring someone home and they don't get laid)

you used to bring a back a lot of chicks to just talk?

[Tom Joad]

A few months ago my roommates broke down my bedroom door and ran through my room while I was in full doggystyle.

Definite buzzkill.

[dingbat]

(nothing worse than the comments you get when you bring someone home and they don't get laid)

you used to bring a back a lot of chicks to just talk?

Absolutely

Thing is, any time anyone got laid, there'd be comments about it

[dingbat]

A few months ago my roommates broke down my bedroom door and ran through my room while I was in full doggystyle.

Definite buzzkill.

My roommates did horrible shit to each other, but I don't recall anyone ever doing anything like that

[Tom Joad]

A few months ago my roommates broke down my bedroom door and ran through my room while I was in full doggystyle.

Definite buzzkill.

My roommates did horrible shit to each other, but I don't recall anyone ever doing anything like that

I hope you at least turned the lights off while people are showering and dumped buckets of ice water on them or threw a dog in the shower with them.

[dingbat]

I hope you at least turned the lights off while people are showering and dumped buckets of ice water on them or threw a dog in the shower with them.

1) throw dirty dishwater while someone was in the bath
2) put an oxo cube in the shower head
3) put half a car (well, 24 hubcaps, a carburetor and an exhaust) in someone's bedroom
4) pour very nasty alcohol (unicum - look it up) in someone's mouth while said person was sleeping
5) get behind the couch where someone was sitting and fart
6) dougal dipping his ass in the punch bowl during a party (glad I saw that...)
And thats just thè first few things I could think of

[Tom Joad]

Solid.

[fanmingrui]

i had a roommate who literally watched 4 hours of scrubs every day. i detest that show.

i also don't care for sports.

basically, i'd rather not be subjected to the crap most people have playing constantly throughout their day.

Did you try to help change him by introducing him to better television? He can't do that all on his own; he's no superman.

I see what you did there.

[fathergoose]

Very clever