Cooley 3L taking questions Forum

[The Duck]

Obvious troll is obvious. I wouldn't brag about the size of Cooley. That's not a good thing. I know people at Harvard that couldn't get JAG. If you really believe that, you've truly been brain washed. You'd also think with dozens of jags going in each year I would have come across one and yet I've never met one from Cooley. Nor have I met an FBI agent that went to Cooley and given their class size every year, that'd be unlikely if Cooley dominated.

[newguy]

Obvious troll is obvious. I wouldn't brag about the size of Cooley. That's not a good thing. I know people at Harvard that couldn't get JAG. If you really believe that, you've truly been brain washed. You'd also think with dozens of jags going in each year I would have come across one and yet I've never met one from Cooley. Nor have I met an FBI agent that went to Cooley and given their class size every year, that'd be unlikely if Cooley dominated.

size mean more people to apply for more jobs. Simple math. So what if someone at Harvard couldn't do that? Huge chunks of Cooley are veterans, maybe that plays into it. I don't know.

oh and yeah I doubt you are important enough for anyone to tell you their lifestory let alone everyone who works for uncle sam. How self important you must be.

[lobolawyer]

Yeahhhh, JAG isn't something you just waltz into. Ditto FBI and prosecution. Given the size of Cooley, I really doubt people are just casually finding jobs in those fields.

It's really not that hard. People make a lot of assumptions.

I have a friend that went to Cooley and he's employed, so I'm not bashing. However, the above is absurd.

[bigeast03]

Nearly 100% as lawyers? I call BS. Only about 58% of grads get full time legal jobs after graduation. I'd imagine it's worse than this at one of the least respected lawl schools in the nation.

Word.

class of 2011 stats. 586/927 were employed in any sort of job. That's 63%. http://placementsummary.abaquestionnair ... eport.aspx. I doubt that the class of 2012 will be 100% employed 9mos. out.

You can't even read. Try to read. (LLM students)

and you added the arbitrary number of months.

Outed as troll. No one would seriously say this about one of the most commonly used metrics for employment.

[The Duck]

Obvious troll is obvious. I wouldn't brag about the size of Cooley. That's not a good thing. I know people at Harvard that couldn't get JAG. If you really believe that, you've truly been brain washed. You'd also think with dozens of jags going in each year I would have come across one and yet I've never met one from Cooley. Nor have I met an FBI agent that went to Cooley and given their class size every year, that'd be unlikely if Cooley dominated.

size mean more people to apply for more jobs. Simple math. So what if someone at Harvard couldn't do that? Huge chunks of Cooley are veterans, maybe that plays into it. I don't know.

Cooley's size is small in comparison to the total number of law students. For FBI, it's all of those plus all of the non lawyers.

[newguy]

Yeahhhh, JAG isn't something you just waltz into. Ditto FBI and prosecution. Given the size of Cooley, I really doubt people are just casually finding jobs in those fields.

It's really not that hard. People make a lot of assumptions.

I have a friend that went to Cooley and he's employed, so I'm not bashing. However, the above is absurd.

why? If you have a JD and can pass the bar you can apply. More people apply then other schools since we have more people.

Cooley grads are just as qualified as anyone else. Uncle Sam dosn't care where you went to school.

[merc280]

Also you misspelled military on the first page.

[newguy]

Obvious troll is obvious. I wouldn't brag about the size of Cooley. That's not a good thing. I know people at Harvard that couldn't get JAG. If you really believe that, you've truly been brain washed. You'd also think with dozens of jags going in each year I would have come across one and yet I've never met one from Cooley. Nor have I met an FBI agent that went to Cooley and given their class size every year, that'd be unlikely if Cooley dominated.

size mean more people to apply for more jobs. Simple math. So what if someone at Harvard couldn't do that? Huge chunks of Cooley are veterans, maybe that plays into it. I don't know.

Cooley's size is small in comparison to the total number of law students. For FBI, it's all of those plus all of the non lawyers.

Yes, the largest is still not the majority. Well, duh.

[newguy]

Also you misspelled military on the first page.

great, trying to keep up with all these replies.

So what? I spellcheck in real life.

[bigeast03]

Cooley grads are just as qualified as anyone else.

People make a lot of assumptions.

[Kikero]

Yeahhhh, JAG isn't something you just waltz into. Ditto FBI and prosecution. Given the size of Cooley, I really doubt people are just casually finding jobs in those fields.

It's really not that hard. People make a lot of assumptions.

I have a friend that went to Cooley and he's employed, so I'm not bashing. However, the above is absurd.

why? If you have a JD and can pass the bar you can apply. More people apply then other schools since we have more people.

Cooley grads are just as qualified as anyone else. Uncle Sam dosn't care where you went to school.

I'm just curious, but does Uncle Sam care about correct capitalization, grammar, or spelling?

[newguy]

Cooley grads are just as qualified as anyone else.

People make a lot of assumptions.

yeah. Still stand by it.

You over estimate any difference having a brand name will have.

Uncle Sam dosn't care.

[lobolawyer]

Yeahhhh, JAG isn't something you just waltz into. Ditto FBI and prosecution. Given the size of Cooley, I really doubt people are just casually finding jobs in those fields.

It's really not that hard. People make a lot of assumptions.

I have a friend that went to Cooley and he's employed, so I'm not bashing. However, the above is absurd.

why? If you have a JD and can pass the bar you can apply. More people apply then other schools since we have more people.

Cooley grads are just as qualified as anyone else. Uncle Sam dosn't care where you went to school.

I have a friend joining Army JAG post grad. According to him, JAG won't even look your way unless you're top 25% of your class, and that's assuming you have other accolades. I'm not saying Cooley disqualifies you - though it might hurt. I'm saying it is really as hard/competitive as people say.

[newguy]

Top 25% is more people in larger school than smaller school.
Same for top 1% too.
There you go.

[The Duck]

Top 25% is more people in larger school than smaller school.
Same for top 1% too.
There you go.

Necessary =/= sufficient. Maybe this is what held you back on the LSAT.

[newguy]

Also you misspelled military on the first page.

says some freak who thinks he's a merc.

This is a step above texting. There you go. "Merc" Get back on your pills.

[newguy]

Top 25% is more people in larger school than smaller school.
Same for top 1% too.
There you go.

Necessary =/= sufficient. Maybe this is what held you back on the LSAT.

160 is a full ride. That is more than enough for almost any job after 3 years of a JD and the bar exam.

If you paid for it, you are just an idiot. Enjoy the debt.

[bigeast03]

Also you misspelled military on the first page.

says some freak who thinks he's a merc.

This is a step above texting. There you go. "Merc" Get back on your pills.

Is this you trying to use grammar?

[The Duck]

Top 25% is more people in larger school than smaller school.
Same for top 1% too.
There you go.

Necessary =/= sufficient. Maybe this is what held you back on the LSAT.

160 is a full ride. That is more than enough for almost any job after 3 years of a JD and the bar exam.

If you paid for it, you are just an idiot. Enjoy the debt.

I didn't pay for it and I go to a real law school. I hope to God you're a troll. Unfortunately my past interactions with Colley grads suggests you may be for real.

[newguy]

Top 25% is more people in larger school than smaller school.
Same for top 1% too.
There you go.

Necessary =/= sufficient. Maybe this is what held you back on the LSAT.

160 is a full ride. That is more than enough for almost any job after 3 years of a JD and the bar exam.

If you paid for it, you are just an idiot. Enjoy the debt.

I didn't pay for it. I hope to God you're a troll. Unfortunately my past interactions with Colley grads suggests you may be for real.

of course I am. you just live in a fake reality. get over it.

To prove this thread don't mean jack. FUCKYOU-[racist language redacted]!

[RedBirds2011]

IBTL, ban

[The Duck]

IBTL

[Ludo!]

Top 25% is more people in larger school than smaller school.
Same for top 1% too.
There you go.

Necessary =/= sufficient. Maybe this is what held you back on the LSAT.

160 is a full ride. That is more than enough for almost any job after 3 years of a JD and the bar exam.

If you paid for it, you are just an idiot. Enjoy the debt.

What about all the Cooley grads with full rides who graduate and never get legal jobs? They're not idiots but people who pay to go to a better school are?

Edit: oh shit ibtl

[rinkrat19]

verboten words

Buh bye.

[lobolawyer]

All this thread was missing was a racist rant. Now it's complete.