TLS Class of 2017 Forum

jk148706 · Post by **jk148706** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:44 pm

Cal Trask wrote:
jk148706 wrote:
Fair and balanced. Pmt for press secretary
Press secretary is selected by executive personnel. Not an elected position, brah.

Obvi

jk148706 · Post by **jk148706** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:45 pm

DCNTUA wrote:I nominate jk148706 for Chief of Staff. I like his style.

I feel like u are trying to pit me against wtrc so my political career is ruined.

Attax · Post by **Attax** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:45 pm

DCNTUA wrote:I nominate jk148706 for Chief of Staff. I like his style.

Is there a second?

lastsamurai · Post by **lastsamurai** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:46 pm

Respectfully declining the nomination for sec of gunnery to focus on my impending appointed position. I would like to nominate luckystar84 for secretary of funnery regardless of open nominations available.

PourMeTea · Post by **PourMeTea** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:46 pm

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PotenC · Post by **PotenC** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:46 pm

VOTE for a Secretary of Funnerest who has most CONSISTENTLY delivered quality laughs!

Fellow TLSers, who will you remember a year from now? Picture this: It is your 1L finals week, and your spirits have been shot. You are down on your luck. You are in your apartment/dorm/house/castle, and you are destitute. You are without hope, heavily intoxicated, and quite possibly naked.

--ImageRemoved--

Who will you turn to for quality, CONSISTENT, entertainment? Will you turn to a KOALA?

--ImageRemoved--

It is unequivocally the case that koalas are TOO SLOW TO REACT to be humorous.

Check out the post count. Indeed, I have less than 200 posts. Do not take that as an indication that I will to unavailable when you need me most. Take it as an assurance that EVERY SINGLE POST is GUARANTEED to elicit a laugh.

People NEED that assurance. People NEED their favorite snowman.

WE all NEED PotenC as Secretary of Funnerest.

Cal Trask · Post by **Cal Trask** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:47 pm

Cal Trask wrote:
lawschool22 wrote:
Cal Trask wrote:
lawschool22 wrote:
I'm sure the cabinet will nominate diversity positions. Potentially a representative for PI, strong regionals, etc.
As somebody going to a regional that's interested in PI, I'll leave my name up here.
Do I have your support?
I'm loyal to the issues of the topic, not any particular candidate.

I've changed my mind. ls22's CoA calculator was incredibly useful in my decision process, so I'm gonna go ahead and throw my support in for him. Not that it counts for much here.

jk148706 · Post by **jk148706** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:47 pm

PotenC wrote:VOTE for a Secretary of Funnerest who has most CONSISTENTLY delivered quality laughs!

Fellow TLSers, who will you remember a year from now? Picture this: It is your 1L finals week, and your spirits have been shot. You are down on your luck. You are in your apartment/dorm/house/castle, and you are destitute. You are without hope, heavily intoxicated, and quite possibly naked.

--ImageRemoved--

Who will you turn to for quality, CONSISTENT, entertainment? Will you turn to a KOALA?

--ImageRemoved--

It is unequivocally the case that koalas are TOO SLOW TO REACT to be humorous.

Check out the post count. Indeed, I have less than 200 posts. Do not take that as an indication that I will to unavailable when you need me most. Take it as an assurance that EVERY SINGLE POST is GUARANTEED to elicit a laugh.

People NEED that assurance. People NEED their favorite snowman.

WE all NEED PotenC as Secretary of Funnerest.

Best campaign material yet. Clearly has my vote

Attax · Post by **Attax** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:48 pm

PourMeTea wrote:
lastsamurai wrote:Respectfully declining the nomination for sec of gunnery to focus on my impending appointed position. I would like to nominate luckystar84 for secretary of funnery regardless of open nominations available.
Wait, isn't that frozen98?

I'll take this as a second. However, there is no room for secretary of funnery, but with your withdrawal I was able to place this candidate in the pool for secretary of gunnery, instead.

malleus discentium · Post by **malleus discentium** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:48 pm

PotenC wrote:VOTE for a Secretary of Funnerest who has most CONSISTENTLY delivered quality laughs!

Fellow TLSers, who will you remember a year from now? Picture this: It is your 1L finals week, and your spirits have been shot. You are down on your luck. You are in your apartment/dorm/house/castle, and you are destitute. You are without hope, heavily intoxicated, and quite possibly naked.

--ImageRemoved--

Who will you turn to for quality, CONSISTENT, entertainment? Will you turn to a KOALA?

--ImageRemoved--

It is unequivocally the case that koalas are TOO SLOW TO REACT to be humorous.

Check out the post count. Indeed, I have less than 200 posts. Do not take that as an indication that I will to unavailable when you need me most. Take it as an assurance that EVERY SINGLE POST is GUARANTEED to elicit a laugh.

People NEED that assurance. People NEED their favorite snowman.

WE all NEED PotenC as Secretary of Funnerest.

10/10 would vote for again.

koalacity · Post by **koalacity** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:50 pm

PotenC wrote:VOTE for a Secretary of Funnerest who has most CONSISTENTLY delivered quality laughs!

Fellow TLSers, who will you remember a year from now? Picture this: It is your 1L finals week, and your spirits have been shot. You are down on your luck. You are in your apartment/dorm/house/castle, and you are destitute. You are without hope, heavily intoxicated, and quite possibly naked.

--ImageRemoved--

Who will you turn to for quality, CONSISTENT, entertainment? Will you turn to a KOALA?

--ImageRemoved--

It is unequivocally the case that koalas are TOO SLOW TO REACT to be humorous.

Check out the post count. Indeed, I have less than 200 posts. Do not take that as an indication that I will to unavailable when you need me most. Take it as an assurance that EVERY SINGLE POST is GUARANTEED to elicit a laugh.

People NEED that assurance. People NEED their favorite snowman.

WE all NEED PotenC as Secretary of Funnerest.

Yeah, actually, I give up. You deserve this position, PotenC.

I'm now gunning for that Costa Rican ambassadorship.

georgej · Post by **georgej** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:50 pm

I will nominate myself for Chief Sage. I based two science fair experiments around the plant in middle school, its one of my wedding colors, and I'm in-tune as fuck with nature and the spirit world.

Cal Trask · Post by **Cal Trask** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:50 pm

you guys don't need to quote the entire post to indicate that you enjoyed it.

Cal Trask · Post by **Cal Trask** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:50 pm

georgej wrote:I will nominate myself for Chief Sage. I based two science fair experiments around the plant in middle school, its one of my wedding colors, and I'm in-tune as fuck with nature and the spirit world.

seconded

jk148706 · Post by **jk148706** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:51 pm

Cal Trask wrote:you guys don't need to quote the entire post to indicate that you enjoyed it.

PourMeTea · Post by **PourMeTea** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:51 pm

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chuckbass · Post by **chuckbass** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:52 pm

georgej wrote:I will nominate myself for Chief Sage. I based two science fair experiments around the plant in middle school, its one of my wedding colors, and I'm in-tune as fuck with nature and the spirit world.

This is DC's sorry.

Attax · Post by **Attax** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:53 pm

Current candidates:

President - 1
lawschool22
neprep

Chief of Staff - 2
wtrc

Sec of Gunnery - 0
midwest17
koala
WITHDRAWN
luckystar84/frozen98

Sec of Funner - 0
WITHDRAWN
PotenC
WITHDRAWN
alex.cm
luckystar84/frozen98

Sec of Leeks - 1
neprep
Barrelofmonkeys

Chief Sage - 1
dcntua
georgej

EquallyWrong · Post by **EquallyWrong** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:54 pm

Columbia

DCNTUA · Post by **DCNTUA** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:54 pm

scottidsntknow wrote:
georgej wrote:I will nominate myself for Chief Sage. I based two science fair experiments around the plant in middle school, its one of my wedding colors, and I'm in-tune as fuck with nature and the spirit world.
This is DC's sorry.

You can be my understudy.

Attax · Post by **Attax** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:55 pm

BTW, we can begin voting as soon as desired if someone motions to close nominations, there is a second, and we have a 2/3 amount in favor of returning to previous question within the 10 minute timeframe.

georgej · Post by **georgej** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:55 pm

Thanks Cal and PMT!

I further wish to state that a vote for me is a vote for:

-insight into which youtube yoga videos have the least (or most if thats your thing) armpit hair
-clairvoyance regarding USNWR rankings (I won second place in North's contest)
-compassion for all

koalacity · Post by **koalacity** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:55 pm

Can I also withdraw my Sec. of Gunnery nom? As I mentioned, the only gunning I'm doing now is for dat ambassadorship.

georgej · Post by **georgej** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:56 pm

DCNTUA wrote:
scottidsntknow wrote:
georgej wrote:I will nominate myself for Chief Sage. I based two science fair experiments around the plant in middle school, its one of my wedding colors, and I'm in-tune as fuck with nature and the spirit world.
This is DC's sorry.

You can be my understudy.

I am sage enough to accept this if it is what destiny has willed.

Attax · Post by **Attax** » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:56 pm

georgej wrote:Thanks Cal and PMT!

I further wish to state that a vote for me is a vote for:

-insight into which youtube yoga videos have the least (or most if thats your thing) armpit hair
-clairvoyance regarding USNWR rankings (I won second place in North's contest)
-compassion for all

I can provide number 1 (I teach yoga and know all the good videos)
I can do none of the rest of these.

Thus I can advise you in at least one, so I unofficially support you.