Don't call the bar when you're high Forum

pineapplegate · Post by **pineapplegate** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:43 am

I had to let this be known. Seems like common sense, but I guess not. My roommate and I are both received our bar exam results a few weeks ago, and both passed. He had some question about his membership, and decided to call the state bar office to ask. I don't think he was aware of how unbelievably baked he was when he made the call (he's been smoking a bit too much green to help him deal with job search stress) so I guess he thought he could handle a simple task. This is how it went:

"Hey, this is the Kentucky state bar?........ This is John X, and my bar number is........ hold on.........."

[begins to look for his bar number, which he had saved somewhere on an email, but then gets distracted with facebook updates, forgets he's still leaving a message, and doesn't realize it for at least 2 minutes]

"Oh yeah, shit"

[starts looking for his bar number, finds it]

"my bar number is xxxxx. I was just wondering, um..... um....... [to me] Dave what was I gonna ask?....... [back into the phone] hold on lemme call you back"

He said he got an answering machine, told him to leave a message with his question and his name/bar number and contact info.....

I don't know if it recorded everything. I hope not.

mvpforme · Post by **mvpforme** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:49 am

pineapplegate wrote:I had to let this be known. Seems like common sense, but I guess not. My roommate and I are both received our bar exam results a few weeks ago, and both passed. He had some question about his membership, and decided to call the state bar office to ask. I don't think he was aware of how unbelievably baked he was when he made the call (he's been smoking a bit too much green to help him deal with job search stress) so I guess he thought he could handle a simple task. This is how it went:

"Hey, this is the Kentucky state bar?........ This is John X, and my bar number is........ hold on.........."

[begins to look for his bar number, which he had saved somewhere on an email, but then gets distracted with facebook updates, forgets he's still leaving a message, and doesn't realize it for at least 2 minutes]

"Oh yeah, shit"

[starts looking for his bar number, finds it]

"my bar number is xxxxx. I was just wondering, um..... um....... [to me] Dave what was I gonna ask?....... [back into the phone] hold on lemme call you back"

He said he got an answering machine, told him to leave a message with his question and his name/bar number and contact info.....

I don't know if it recorded everything. I hope not.

Oddly specific. I hope the Kentucky Bar does not look at TLS .

Danger Zone · Post by **Danger Zone** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:57 am

stillwater · Post by **stillwater** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:12 am

Danger Zone wrote:Ljl

hey, DZ, what does Ljl mean for all of us non-internet savvy users?

Danger Zone · Post by **Danger Zone** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:15 am

Lol just lol

stillwater · Post by **stillwater** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:25 am

Danger Zone wrote:Lol just lol

thank you for clarifying that. now i can enjoy your post.

Gamecubesupreme · Post by **Gamecubesupreme** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:48 pm

Danger Zone wrote:Lol just lol

Acronym within an acronym. Ultimate inception.

brotherdarkness · Post by **brotherdarkness** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:52 pm

bdm261 · Post by **bdm261** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:39 pm

pineapplegate wrote:
"my bar number is xxxxx. I was just wondering, um..... um....... [to me] Dave what was I gonna ask?....... [back into the phone] hold on lemme call you back"

.

Dave's not here man.

nothingtosee · Post by **nothingtosee** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:02 pm

Gamecubesupreme wrote:
Danger Zone wrote:Lol just lol
Acronym within an acronym. Ultimate inception.

Acronym within an initialism.

Bildungsroman · Post by **Bildungsroman** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:07 pm

nothingtosee wrote:
Gamecubesupreme wrote:
Danger Zone wrote:Lol just lol
Acronym within an acronym. Ultimate inception.
Acronym within an initialism.

Few things are worse than a shithead prescriptivist who's pedantic over something he's not even right about.

snagglepuss · Post by **snagglepuss** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:34 pm

I liked when LJL once meant "Literally Just Lol'd". That initialism was helpful for delineating between genuine LOLs and the empty use of lol that gets tacked on to 25% of texts, posts, and IMs.

Lockfast · Post by **Lockfast** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:28 am

What's the worst that could happen? lol

lawdawg09 · Post by **lawdawg09** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:25 pm

cool story bro

stillwater · Post by **stillwater** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:25 pm

lawdawg09 wrote:cool story bro

cool response bro.

lawdawg09 · Post by **lawdawg09** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:38 pm

Excuse me.

What I meant to say was, "Wow, what a badass! Passing the bar AND marijuana use?! Look out for this guy!"

Lockfast · Post by **Lockfast** » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:14 pm

lawdawg09 wrote:cool story bro

FTFY: cool story bro, tell it again

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