Picking up chicks at the bar exam Forum

[nyknicks]

Anyone else going to be doing this? Anxiety is one of nature's most powerful aphrodesiacs. Its going to be like stealing candy from a baby. Lets share tips.

1) wear t shirt with your law school name on it

2) apply Tom Ford Private Blend Tobacco Vanille (tm) cologne

3) target women from lower ranked law schools and neg them

4) bring mints and offer to said women, they will become vulnerable from the implication that they suffer from halitosis

5) suggest happy hour at closest wine bar


Who has other good suggestions?

[guano]

Anyone else going to be doing this? Anxiety is one of nature's most powerful aphrodesiacs. Its going to be like stealing candy from a baby. Lets share tips.

1) wear t shirt with your law school name on it

2) apply Tom Ford Private Blend Tobacco Vanille (tm) cologne

3) target women from lower ranked law schools and neg them

4) bring mints and offer to said women, they will become vulnerable from the implication that they suffer from halitosos

5) suggest happy hour at closest wine bar

Who has other good suggestions?

Not being a douche tends to work better than any of these

[thegrayman]

While out for drinks with them, be sure to throw out things like "well, at least you got admitted to this bar."

[dr123]

Tell them about how you planned your shit schedule.

[dudeman2014]

Tell them about how you planned your shit schedule.

In case anyone was worried about that, I wanted to provide an update. I have moved up my BM's so that they happen within an hour of me waking up. I start pushing and having contractions roughly 30 minutes after waking up, then I evacuate my bowels within the hour. On test day if I get up at 6:20, I should be able to take a nice pre-tester in my hotel room by 7 AM or so, then out the door and on my way.

[Talar]

6) During the lunch break try to impress her with your legal knowledge by rattling off the elements for attractive nuisance

7) If you wear your law school t-shirt, cut the sleeves so she can see that you're smart and jacked

[joeshmo39]

Humble brag about your Barbri paced progress. "Yeah, I only made it to 87%, but I stopped checking stuff off after a while.

[ninereal]

6) During the lunch break try to impress her with your legal knowledge by rattling off the elements for attractive nuisance

7) If you wear your law school t-shirt, cut the sleeves so she can see that you're smart and jacked

6a) tell her she's an attractive nuisance

[dudeman2014]

Ask her for her phone penumbra

[iShotFirst]

Anyone else going to be doing this? Anxiety is one of nature's most powerful aphrodesiacs. Its going to be like stealing candy from a baby. Lets share tips.

1) wear t shirt with your law school name on it

2) apply Tom Ford Private Blend Tobacco Vanille (tm) cologne

3) target women from lower ranked law schools and neg them

4) bring mints and offer to said women, they will become vulnerable from the implication that they suffer from halitosis

5) suggest happy hour at closest wine bar


Who has other good suggestions?

Wear HYS t-shirt to increase pool for tip # 3

[target]

Tell them about how you planned your shit schedule.

In case anyone was worried about that, I wanted to provide an update. I have moved up my BM's so that they happen within an hour of me waking up. I start pushing and having contractions roughly 30 minutes after waking up, then I evacuate my bowels within the hour. On test day if I get up at 6:20, I should be able to take a nice pre-tester in my hotel room by 7 AM or so, then out the door and on my way.