Why are law students so fat?! Forum

[JDforme19]

Seriously! Why? I'm sick of seeing all these fatties on my way to class everyday. I know it's the east coast and not sunny CA, but have some dignity! Are you guys telling me you can't take 1 hour a day to hit the gym?

[JDforme19]

It's something that should be discussed. Obviously a lot of people are going to hate right now because they are included within the "fatty" group.

On a side note, I once had to take an exam with a dude in front of me with half his ass hanging out. It was uncomfortable.

[Davidbentley]

Indeed. This is a pretty shitty attempt so far.

[CR2012]

132

[KidStuddi]

132

Generous.

[MauriceGains]

It's 'cause they're not shredded like Zyzz brah.

[SammyJ]

yawn

[clone22]

Probably cuz they don't understand that to get biglaw you gotta get big. Like shredded and ripped big. Every % of body fat below 12% counts the same as a .1 bump in your GPA. Also, including your bench (as long as it is something respectable in the 300s) on your resume gets you an auto callback at V50s. Next time you see someone like that in the hallway, confront them about whether or not they even lift.

[PickMe!]

Wait. Define "so fat."

[adonai]

A more important question is why law students have roller backpacks and why male law students wear capri shorts.

[09042014]

A more important question is why law students have roller backpacks.

Because law students are almost entirely nerds and geeks who don't realize they are nerds and geeks.

[alwayssunnyinfl]

I try not to immediately judge people based on dump things, but I write off people with roller backpacks and have never felt bad for it.

[Davidbentley]

I try not to immediately judge people based on dump things, but I write off people with roller backpacks and have never felt bad for it.

I base my human value decisions almost entirely on petty things. Tie your shoes wrong, I hate you. Laugh too loud, I hate you. Be fundamentally opposed to all of my ideological positions, meh.

[PickMe!]

I've always been a jock, and I'm often told I have sweet body. I hope I can continue to make time for the gym during my 1L year.

[HBBJohnStamos]

Where do you go to school brah

[MauriceGains]

Perhaps a better question is why people seem to think there's something wrong with making all kinds a gains while staying cut like diamonds year-round. If you're not staying joocy in law school, you're doing it wrong. Srs.

[brotherdarkness]

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[JMac]

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[Davidbentley]

There is literally one fat person in my section of almost 100 people(and its not me lol). I was actually wondering why I never see fat people in my school(tier 1) when they are all over the place everywhere else I go.

High Correlation between Law Student aspieness and Purging.

[ineptimusprime]

Fat is sexy. Says the guy who gained 20 pounds last semester.

[dowu]

There is literally one fat person in my section of almost 100 people(and its not me lol). I was actually wondering why I never see fat people in my school(tier 1) when they are all over the place everywhere else I go.

Why did you make an account just to say this? It seems very odd to be your first post.

[JDforme19]

There is literally one fat person in my section of almost 100 people(and its not me lol). I was actually wondering why I never see fat people in my school(tier 1) when they are all over the place everywhere else I go.

Why did you make an account just to say this? It seems very odd to be your first post.

Calm down, detective.

[MauriceGains]

No legitimately fat people in my section (area is known for being health conscious), but damn, these guys can't weigh more than a buck ten, soaking wet. Do they even lift?

[ChikaBoom]

I try not to immediately judge people based on dump things, but I write off people with roller backpacks and have never felt bad for it.

This. People bring these to work with them. We don't have anything to take back and forth. What the hell is in there?

Anyway, tagging/bumping to see where this goes.

[JDforme19]

Gross