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marjorie3020 · Post by **marjorie3020** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:48 am

Is it possible to turn down the Valedictorian spot?

cinephile · Post by **cinephile** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:15 am

What does that mean?

dixiecupdrinking · Post by **dixiecupdrinking** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:18 am

Nope, being valedictorian will be your cross to bear for the rest of your life. Sorry.

3|ink · Post by **3|ink** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:36 am

marjorie3020 wrote:Is it possible to turn down the Valedictorian spot?

There's only one way out:

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marjorie3020 · Post by **marjorie3020** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:50 am

That doesn't even make sense.

I know people think this is some sort of troll, but it isn't.

Isn't it within the realm of possibility that a person doesn't want accolades, doesn't want to give a ridiculous speech and doesn't want people making a big deal out of something that is completely subjective and relatively arbitrary at the end of the day?

Is there not some other way to turn down the "honor" without skipping graduation?

It's not like its a life-long achievement that is going to matter in the long run. In fact, in this market, I doubt if it will even make that big of a difference in the short term.

bigeast03 · Post by **bigeast03** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:06 pm

20130312 · Post by **20130312** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:10 pm

Humblebrag

3|ink · Post by **3|ink** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:25 pm

marjorie3020 wrote:I know people think this is some sort of troll...

I don't think anyone suspects this...

breadbucket · Post by **breadbucket** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:35 pm

The world is so meaningless and arbitrary any way, you may as well just end it all.

Ludo! · Post by **Ludo!** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:21 pm

If I wasn't already sick of that 1st world problems meme it would be very appropriate here

cinephile · Post by **cinephile** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:00 pm

If you have a student affairs office or someone who counsels students, just tell them that you don't feel comfortable with public speaking.

Renzo · Post by **Renzo** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:05 pm

Really? You're that freaked out about a short speech?

Always Credited · Post by **Always Credited** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:12 pm

Asking this question...and actually being valedictorian.../headexplode

JoeFish · Post by **JoeFish** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:29 pm

breadbucket wrote:The world is so meaningless and arbitrary any way, you may as well just end it all.

I suggest the OP take advantage of the valedictorian speech to uphold Camus's idea of "absurd creation" or whatnot. Talk about how being a valedictorian still doesn't give you even the slightest shadow of hope.

And once you're done with that, be like Woolf's Miss La Trobe, and turn a mirror on the audience.

It will mean so much to them all.

kalvano · Post by **kalvano** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:07 pm

Just read off a list of what you think sucks about the school.

wildhaggis · Post by **wildhaggis** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:12 pm

Not so subtle brag is not so subtle.

20130312 · Post by **20130312** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:14 pm

wildhaggis wrote:Not so subtle brag is not so subtle.

InGoodFaith wrote:Humblebrag

Scooped. But still troof.

marjorie3020 · Post by **marjorie3020** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:59 pm

Really? You're that freaked out about a short speech?

Yes.

sundance95 · Post by **sundance95** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:48 pm

Just crib from other great speeches then. May I suggest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g

IAFG · Post by **IAFG** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:52 pm

We are the least informed people that you could possibly turn to with this question. You would sincerely get a better answer from Yahoo answers. Or from asking my dog.

monkey85 · Post by **monkey85** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:53 pm

Give a previous famous speech and see if anybody realizes.

SilverE2 · Post by **SilverE2** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:58 pm

The Independence Day speech.

Please do it.

Please.

I need this to happen so bad.

IAFG · Post by **IAFG** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:00 pm

SilverE2 wrote:The Independence Day speech.

Please do it.

Please.

I need this to happen so bad.

DF already did this for his SBA President run.

sundance95 · Post by **sundance95** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:25 pm

IAFG wrote:
SilverE2 wrote:The Independence Day speech.

Please do it.

Please.

I need this to happen so bad.
DF already did this for his SBA President run.

Is this the real life? If so, bravo.

omninode · Post by **omninode** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:40 pm

Hold up a boombox, standing motionless while it plays the song "Don't Stop Believing" and then, once the song is over, calmly exit the building without saying a word.

They will never forget you.

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