Wow, Cooley has a sense of humor Forum

[Cavalier]

This has to be a joke, right?

http://www.cooley.edu/newsevents/2011/0 ... ampus.html

August 8, 2011

Thomas M. Cooley Law School to Open New Campus in Tampa Bay

The Thomas M. Cooley Law School announced today that the American Bar Association's (ABA) Council on Legal Education and Admissions to the Bar accepted the recommendation of the Accreditation Committee to acquiesce in the Thomas M. Cooley Law School’s application to open a Tampa Bay-area campus in Riverview, Florida. The Tampa Bay campus has also been approved by the Higher Learning Commission and the Florida Department of Education, Commission for Independent Education.

The Tampa Bay campus will begin offering evening classes in May 2012, followed by morning classes in September 2012, and afternoon classes in January 2013. The implementation will follow the same pattern as at the School's other campuses, rolling out the standard curriculum over a three-year period. All Cooley students will be eligible to attend classes at the Tampa Bay campus.

Tampa Bay comprises a little over 4,000,000 residents, but is home to only one law school. Florida represents Cooley's largest alumni location outside Michigan, and Florida provides about 6% of our applicants and 5% of our incoming students each year. The School also has an active externship program in the state.

In addition to its large alumni base of 886 graduates throughout Florida, Cooley has had a growing presence in the Tampa Bay area through its Service to Soldiers: Legal Assistance Referral Program, which recently expanded to Florida in January. The ABA's Military Pro Bono Project and the Hillsborough County Bar Association joined together with Cooley to offer a complimentary training program aimed at preparing local attorneys to represent members of the military in legal issues ranging from child custody concerns to housing rental disputes.

Cooley, a nonprofit 501(c)(3) Michigan educational corporation, has acquired a 130,000 square-foot facility in Riverview, comparable in size to its current campus in Auburn Hills, Michigan. Renovations and staffing details are expected to be finalized in the coming weeks. The facility will accommodate the approximately 700 students who are expected to attend.

Professor Jeffrey L. Martlew, a former Michigan circuit court judge, has been designated as the Associate Dean for the Tampa Bay campus. Associate Dean Martlew explained that the new campus in Tampa Bay will cater to an underserved sector of law students, particularly part-time students and minority populations, but will provide Cooley’s full-time program as well.

[GNW]

Oh no. Barry is screwed.

[psm11]

jesus christ

[Helmholtz]

What exactly is the ABA's job again?

[071816]

What exactly is the ABA's job again?

[bruss]

Should I ed...I would love to stay close to home

[NYC Law]

what the fuck ABA?

[FeelTheHeat]

what the fuck is this i don't even

[09042014]

Paves the way for Georgetown San Jose.

[scrowell]

Seems like an odd time to be expanding. I thought the # of LSAT takers went way down...

[NYC Law]

Seems like an odd time to be expanding. I thought the # of LSAT takers went way down...

Buy low, sell high.

[Bildungsroman]

Seems like an odd time to be expanding. I thought the # of LSAT takers went way down...

There's still a huge number of test takers with credentials too shitty to get them into any law school, so for those schools willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel (most of the TTTT) there's not going to be a shortage of applicants any time soon.

[Grizz]

Should I go to Nova Southeastern or Cooley Law?

[scrowell]

Seems like an odd time to be expanding. I thought the # of LSAT takers went way down...

There's still a huge number of test takers with credentials too shitty to get them into any law school, so for those schools willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel (most of the TTTT) there's not going to be a shortage of applicants any time soon.

Yeah that's probably true. I guess their acceptance rate will just jump from like 80% to 90% or so.

[scrowell]

Seems like an odd time to be expanding. I thought the # of LSAT takers went way down...

Buy low, sell high.

I taught them that one.

[minnbills]

There's still a huge number of test takers with credentials too shitty to get them into any law school, so for those schools willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel (most of the TTTT) there's not going to be a shortage of applicants any time soon.

Hey, it's big business.

[blurbz]

Public Service Announcement:

Remember to be careful about what you say. If you say anything negative about them, they'll sue you. (But they won't use Cooley lawyers to do it!)

[socraticmethodman]

(facepalm)

[ihhwap1]

.

[Cavalier]

What exactly is the ABA's job again?

To drive down doc review wages and create new opportunities in academia, of course!

[NYC Law]

This is a serious disaster for Florida. Florida already has one of the worst legal markets in the country and 11 law schools (most of which are TTTT with no 'great' law schools). Why would the ABA allow this?????????? Can we just petition to have the AMA assume all duties and responsibilities of the ABA?

[FeelTheHeat]

(H/T http://brokershandsontheirfacesblog.tumblr.com/)

[richie222]

what is the real problem here? the fact that cooley is opening a second law school or the fact that there are a boatload of people willing to shell out huge amounts of money to go there, even when they know (if they did even minimal research they have to know) the reputation of the school.

[mpj_3050]

what is the real problem here? the fact that cooley is opening a second law school or the fact that there are a boatload of people willing to shell out huge amounts of money to go there, even when they know (if they did even minimal research they have to know) the reputation of the school.

This isn't their second schools - they have like four or five satellites in Michigan. I know people are will consumers, but goddamn this is terrible.

[beach_terror]

Whatever, it's not like people that attend these schools are actually in the running for meaningful jobs anyway. Yeah it's fucked up, but as long as they aren't taking my jerbs.