Ahh, so much for goin' "balls to the wall" on this. Raised a bit of hell. Dean gave a half-assed explanation that professors "agonize" over giving very low grades and that "fairness" guides the whole evaluation process.

She says that I'm stuck with the godforsaken F and must retake the course for a chance at an *illustrious* C. Thankfully, it will be with a different prof. Speaking of which, if character and fitness weren't a consideration, I would totally, take a sh*t on the man's desk...and maybe pee on his doorknob for good measure.
Funny thing is (well, I shouldn't say "funny" since this unenviable situation has potentially frightening consequences for my employability) that my level of preparation for the F exam was comparable to that of my B+ (above median) paper in Crim.

Weird as fuuuuuuck.
Still on the fence regarding cutting my losses. If I were BigLaw or Bust and/or hated the practice of law (I don't--my summer internship is enjoyable), this would have been a very easy decision.
Thanks for the support and input, folks. I would not wish this nightmare on my worst enemy.
