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[DeSimone]

Nothing to report here so far, but I still want the [vicarious] experience, so share your stories ITT.

[Jockin Jay-Z]

This kid who sits next to me keeps going off about the philosophical basis of law, constantly prefacing his long, pointless, pedantic discourses with references to his past legal experience or to some book that he claims to have read. I just look up at the ceiling to avoid bursting into laughter. I hope nobody thinks I am associated with him.

Seems like a nice guy too, sadly. Somebody should sit him down.

[OGR3]

I've got one guy in my section who insists on starting a debate with each professor with a minute or two to spare in class. I'm pretty sure his strategy is to show them (and us) how brilliant he is, and by doing it at the end of class, it allows us to bask in his glory until the next class.

Unfortunately, the professors haven't caught on yet and keep engaging him.

[independentgeorge]

Second day of class, a gunner sitting front-row middle (duh), gave about a five-minute long hypo in which, I guess, he was trying to tie together a couple of the cases we had gone over to show how well he was listening. It was a yes or no question, and after he was done spewing out all the details, the whole class literally started laughing because it was just so ridiculous, even to first-week 1Ls. The prof waited for the commotion to settle before simply answering, "No." After a short pause and more laughter from the class, prof says, "From now on, I'll throw out the hypos."

My lack of details probably makes the story a bit weak, but I assure you it was brilliant. Made my day.

[DeSimone]

Second day of class, a gunner sitting front-row middle (duh), gave about a five-minute long hypo in which, I guess, he was trying to tie together a couple of the cases we had gone over to show how well he was listening. It was a yes or no question, and after he was done spewing out all the details, the whole class literally started laughing because it was just so ridiculous, even to first-week 1Ls. The prof waited for the commotion to settle before simply answering, "No." After a short pause and more laughter from the class, prof says, "From now on, I'll throw out the hypos."

My lack of details probably makes the story a bit weak, but I assure you it was brilliant. Made my day.

Nice. Does your school tape lectures by any chance? I would love to see it.

[kalvano]

Everyone in my section seems reasonable and well-balanced. No one shouts out answer to questions or looks like they are about to burst when trying to answer a question, but if called on, they give reasonable and intelligent answers with thoughtful analysis.

I feel cheated.

[270910]

http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/v ... 3&t=126811

[traehekat]

Nothing too outrageous here, not that I would really post it anyway since I don't have much anonymity anymore.

[Burger in a can]

Nothing too outrageous here, not that I would really post it anyway since I don't have much anonymity anymore.

what happened to your anonymity?

[subgdubb]

I'm a gunner and I find this thread offensive.

[Burger in a can]

I'm a gunner troll and I find this thread offensive spend all my time attempting to make fun of people online.

ftfy

[kalvano]

I'm a gunner and I find this thread offensive.

Ask Godspeed what the appropriate response to that should be.

[traehekat]

Nothing too outrageous here, not that I would really post it anyway since I don't have much anonymity anymore.

what happened to your anonymity?

Any time someone mentions, "Hey are you on TLS?!" it is hard to respond yes and not end up giving your username. I don't really mind, though, as there isn't much (if anything) I say on here that I wouldn't say in person.

[Burger in a can]

Nothing too outrageous here, not that I would really post it anyway since I don't have much anonymity anymore.

what happened to your anonymity?

Any time someone mentions, "Hey are you on TLS?!" it is hard to respond yes and not end up giving your username. I don't really mind, though, as there isn't much (if anything) I say on here that I wouldn't say in person.

Oh. I will just lie. I've said wayyyyy too much stupid crap on here to take responsibility for it.

[skoobily doobily]

Nothing too outrageous here, not that I would really post it anyway since I don't have much anonymity anymore.

what happened to your anonymity?

Any time someone mentions, "Hey are you on TLS?!" it is hard to respond yes and not end up giving your username. I don't really mind, though, as there isn't much (if anything) I say on here that I wouldn't say in person.

How can people connect your TLS identity with real life?

[traehekat]

Nothing too outrageous here, not that I would really post it anyway since I don't have much anonymity anymore.

what happened to your anonymity?

Any time someone mentions, "Hey are you on TLS?!" it is hard to respond yes and not end up giving your username. I don't really mind, though, as there isn't much (if anything) I say on here that I wouldn't say in person.

How can people connect your TLS identity with real life?

I tell them.

[skoobily doobily]

I tell them.

Touche. I'm actually very surprised no one has figured out who I am on TLS yet.

[soaponarope]

Kid in my class... raises his hand at every opp... even twidles his fingers, while his hand is in the hair bursting with anticipation.

Quite gay, IMO.

Anyway, in Torts, our professor is very detail oriented, AND I MEAN VERY... gunner raises his hand just dying to brief the case and gets drilled. The

Gunner: "and she was babysitting the boy in her sister's backyard".

Professor: "Where does it say she was babysitting? Where are you reading from?"

(class is silent, and probably in fear.)

Gunner: "from my notes".

Professor: "well too bad they're not the leading authority. Put em down, they're not helping you."

(class giggles)

I guess it wasn't too bad, but you should of seen his face. Red! bwahahaha. He still raises his hand though... like a puppy that no matter how hard you smack just keeps pissn in the house.

[Burger in a can]

Quite gay, IMO.

In your opinion this student is a homosexual? I don't understand the relevance.

[soaponarope]

Quite gay, IMO.

In your opinion this student is a homosexual? I don't understand the relevance.

I exercise the right to use judicial dicta in my opinion. Deal wit it.

[clintonius]

Quite gay, IMO.

In your opinion this student is a homosexual? I don't understand the relevance.

I exercise the right to use judicial dicta in my opinion. Deal wit it.

I don't think you have the slightest clue what dicta is.

[Burger in a can]

Quite gay, IMO.

In your opinion this student is a homosexual? I don't understand the relevance.

I exercise the right to use judicial dicta in my opinion. Deal wit it.

Oh I see- you're just an asshole. I get it. Thanks for clearing that up.

[soaponarope]

Quite gay, IMO.

In your opinion this student is a homosexual? I don't understand the relevance.

I exercise the right to use judicial dicta in my opinion. Deal wit it.

I don't think you have the slightest clue what dicta is.

"A statement of opinion or belief considered authoritative because of the dignity of the person making it" Blacks Law Dic

On TLS, that person is I, good sir.

Now... back to the matter at hand. Burger, I was only messn around. Relax.

[traehekat]

Ugh, can we include this thread itself as a gunner story?

[clintonius]

"A statement of opinion or belief considered authoritative because of the dignity of the person making it" Blacks Law Dic

On TLS, that person is I, good sir.

Now... back to the matter at hand. Burger, I was only messn around. Relax.

that doesn't explain what the hell you mean, I think was burger's opinion