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Re: Does telling girls you go to a good law school
So it goes like this:
Hey baby, I go to Insert Law school name here. Yea its no big deal. It was either that or Med School right? Yea I'm into social issues and all that, and I'd love to work at a non-profit. I'm really passionate about representing abused women in divorce and custody battles, but I just don't know if I'll be able to turn down a job at a firm... Why, you ask? Well I mean average starting salary is like $165,000, so who knows what I'm going to do. So yea why don't you just slip into something more comfortable...
When in reality it should be this:
Yea I fucked up and got a useless liberal arts degree and in a last ditch effort to mitigate the fucking stupidity of not getting a useful degree I'm going to Insert Law school name here. My debt to earning ratio upon graduation will be negative (without question) and there is a insert percentage of grads in biglaw per LST here I will make a killer salary. If that doesn't work out, which, I mean, it probably won't, I'll be trying to service massive student loans earning anywhere from a barista's salary (which is one of the jobs I may hold until someone takes mercy on me and hires me as an attorney) to $50,000 working in a falling apart office doing any number of awful, mundane tasks trying to "learn" how to be a lawyer, because they don't teach you how to be a lawyer in law school. So wanna have a PBR and fuck, or what?
Hey baby, I go to Insert Law school name here. Yea its no big deal. It was either that or Med School right? Yea I'm into social issues and all that, and I'd love to work at a non-profit. I'm really passionate about representing abused women in divorce and custody battles, but I just don't know if I'll be able to turn down a job at a firm... Why, you ask? Well I mean average starting salary is like $165,000, so who knows what I'm going to do. So yea why don't you just slip into something more comfortable...
When in reality it should be this:
Yea I fucked up and got a useless liberal arts degree and in a last ditch effort to mitigate the fucking stupidity of not getting a useful degree I'm going to Insert Law school name here. My debt to earning ratio upon graduation will be negative (without question) and there is a insert percentage of grads in biglaw per LST here I will make a killer salary. If that doesn't work out, which, I mean, it probably won't, I'll be trying to service massive student loans earning anywhere from a barista's salary (which is one of the jobs I may hold until someone takes mercy on me and hires me as an attorney) to $50,000 working in a falling apart office doing any number of awful, mundane tasks trying to "learn" how to be a lawyer, because they don't teach you how to be a lawyer in law school. So wanna have a PBR and fuck, or what?
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Re: Does telling girls you go to a good law school
MistakenGenius wrote:I generally playfully threaten her with a spanking.

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Re: Does telling girls you go to a good law school
One thing that WON'T help you get girls at law school is if you objectify women like most people in this thread. Ever notice how it's never girls making these dating/sex threads?
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- MistakenGenius
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Re: Does telling girls you go to a good law school
Girls don't care about dating prospects in law school?MistakenGenius wrote:Could be because in our society men overwhelmingly approach women instead of the other way around, so threads about approaching women would be by guys. Logical reasoning 101. Also, way to necro a month dead thread.emu42 wrote:One thing that WON'T help you get girls at law school is if you objectify women like most people in this thread. Ever notice how it's never girls making these dating/sex threads?
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Re: Does telling girls you go to a good law school
Honestly, I can't think that I've ever seen it come up here. I always just assumed it would be a "target-rich" environment for them no matter where they went to school.emu42 wrote: Girls don't care about dating prospects in law school?