Orientation tips? Forum

[justhockey31]

Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?

Sure. Makes you relevant.

One and done or once-a-week booty call?

lock her down

[TheFactor]

One and done. Wham, bam, make me a sandwich m'am. GTFO.

wanna go to dinner?

[FeelTheHeat]

Walk in and yell "WHO WANTS TO FUCK NODUMMY?!?!"

[Bless]

LMAO.


Ask how much scholarship money the got. Don't ask IF they got scholarship money; just assume that they did.

[worldtraveler]

Don't roll around on the ground making out with your boyfriend and then later "not remember" that you did that.

[ran12]

Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?

I don't know why no ones mentioned hooking up with UGs. They're much more easily impressed and a whole lot easier to deal with.

[bjsesq]

1. Show up
2. Get drunk
3. Don't get too drunk
4. Don't hook up with sectionmate
5. Don't mention your LSAT score
6. Don't talk about law school grades despite not having started
7. Be friendly

LOLOLOLOLOL. <3, manwhore.

[almightypush]

Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?

I don't know why no ones mentioned hooking up with UGs. They're much more easily impressed and a whole lot easier to deal with.

UG slaying FTW.

[bjsesq]

Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?

I don't know why no ones mentioned hooking up with UGs. They're much more easily impressed and a whole lot easier to deal with.

UG slaying FTW.

If you use what worked for you in ug, yeah. But dropping the "i'm a lawl student" will get you vagina no-offered.

[ran12]

Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?

I don't know why no ones mentioned hooking up with UGs. They're much more easily impressed and a whole lot easier to deal with.

UG slaying FTW.

If you use what worked for you in ug, yeah. But dropping the "i'm a lawl student" will get you vagina no-offered.

You just saved my life with your wisdom

[englawyer]

how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..

[bjsesq]

how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..

What school do you go to that dropping in on a UG party is difficult?

[englawyer]

i go to HLS. I don't think I've ever even met any H ug's while I was here...

[bjsesq]

i go to HLS. I don't think I've ever even met any H ug's while I was here...

H is a bit different, though. Just go, um anywhere, and drop the H-bomb. Pick up some sluts from Sufflok law who have dollar signs in their eyes.

[FeelTheHeat]

how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..

What school do you go to that dropping in on a UG party is difficult?

I think it depends on the school you are at. Lower the UG admission standards=more likely they will be impressed with the lawl school drop. The vast majority of people I've met and know (relegated to the state of FL) still think that being a lawyer is impressive.

[bjsesq]

how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..

What school do you go to that dropping in on a UG party is difficult?

I think it depends on the school you are at. Lower the UG admission standards=more likely they will be impressed with the lawl school drop. The vast majority of people I've met and know (relegated to the state of FL) still think that being a lawyer is impressive.

Or the more prestigious the law school. Harvard is the fucking H-bomb. Bitches love Harvard.

[D-hops]

how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..

What school do you go to that dropping in on a UG party is difficult?

I think it depends on the school you are at. Lower the UG admission standards=more likely they will be impressed with the lawl school drop. The vast majority of people I've met and know (relegated to the state of FL) still think that being a lawyer is impressive.

Or the more prestigious the law school. Harvard is the fucking H-bomb. Bitches love Harvard.

VW alt?

[bjsesq]

VW alt?

*Insert stupid red card photo here*

Discuss, using unnecessary statistics and feel good rhetoric, how Harvard is the best school in the land. Discuss how I go there, writing Harvard as an adjective, adverb, and preposition. fap to a picture of Elena Kagan. Cry, then repeat.

[eandy]

One and done. Wham, bam, make me a sandwich m'am. GTFO.

wanna go to dinner?

You're doing it wrong.

how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..

We have girls that do that. It is lulzy as hell because they obviously don't realize that A. half of us will be unemployed, and B. most of the big law kids($$) are at home fapping to Corbin on Contracts or something.

[TheFactor]

One and done. Wham, bam, make me a sandwich m'am. GTFO.

wanna go to dinner?

You're doing it wrong.

Okay, how's this...

Do you wanna have casual sex, make me a sandwich and never speak to each other again?

[evilxs]

5. Don't mention your LSAT score

Then how do you decide who to invite to your study group?

Study groups are a waste of time.

[bjsesq]

5. Don't mention your LSAT score

Then how do you decide who to invite to your study group?

Study groups are a waste of time.

You are not very prestigious.

[D-hops]

5. Don't mention your LSAT score

Then how do you decide who to invite to your study group?

Study groups are a waste of time.

I agree with this for me. But some people study and learn differently, and, for those people, they can be beneficial.

[fingersxd]

I regret propositioning too many females for sexy time.

Only b/c they all turned you down.

[rangers0412]

best way to turn down study group invitations from those who seem like ritards?