Dealing with a crush in Law School Forum

[manofjustice]

Send her a note. Since it is CivPro, send a complaint to her discussing your love for her. If she responds with a 12(b)(6) motion, sorry bud.

If she responds with a motion to dismiss for forum non conveniens, leave class and refile in her bedroom.

[manofjustice]

Send her a note. Since it is CivPro, send a complaint to her discussing your love for her. If she responds with a 12(b)(6) motion, sorry bud.

If she moves to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction, establish immediate minimum contacts on her boobies.

[manofjustice]

Send her a note. Since it is CivPro, send a complaint to her discussing your love for her. If she responds with a 12(b)(6) motion, sorry bud.

If she proceeds to discovery, move for a physical exam and show good cause.

[CO2016YEAH]

...You'll be dealing w attractive women throughout your career...

Only if you plan on dropping out of law school.

Zing.

By the way, law school isn't quite as ugly as I was lead to believe.

Word. My school is definitely disproportionately hot.

[Nightrunner]

MOJ with three straight civ pronuendos, while avoiding the obvious joinder?

[I.P. Daly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XgObo75 ... e=youtu.be

[JDot]

...You'll be dealing w attractive women throughout your career...

Only if you plan on dropping out of law school.

Zing.

By the way, law school isn't quite as ugly as I was lead to believe.

Agreed. There's actually a decent amount of good lookin chicks in my class, which I wasn't expecting at all.

[ManoftheHour]

Second: Are you 12?

[ManoftheHour]

Ask her out you dumbass.

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[fundamentallybroken]

...You'll be dealing w attractive women throughout your career...

Only if you plan on dropping out of law school.

Zing.

By the way, law school isn't quite as ugly as I was lead to believe.

Agreed. There's actually a decent amount of good lookin chicks in my class, which I wasn't expecting at all.

You think this now, and I did too when I was a 1L. But trust me, lawl school goggles are very strong - by the time you reach 3L, you'll be amazed at the sheer number of ugs around.

(On a side note, maybe it's lawl school itself that kills the pretty in people, or the ability to perceive the pretty in people. Scientific studies are in order.)

[NotMyRealName09]

Miss class, return, ask for notes. Then fucking talk to her you pussy. Nut up, know you own this shit, and dive in with confidence. And don't act like you give a shit about her other than using her for her notes. Then say hi sometimes. Jesus christ what the fuck is this

[NotMyRealName09]

You think this now, and I did too when I was a 1L. But trust me, lawl school goggles are very strong - by the time you reach 3L, you'll be amazed at the sheer number of ugs around.

(On a side note, maybe it's lawl school itself that kills the pretty in people, or the ability to perceive the pretty in people. Scientific studies are in order.)

As a pretty girl (not in law school) once told me, "pretty girls ain't gotta do no book learnin'"

[finnandjake2]

Ha I went to a small UG so the number of cuties on campus blows my mind. OP if you are bring serious... Calm down, breathe, and say something to her.

[jas1503]

Don't talk to her, OP!

Those Sirens will love you up and turn you into a horny toad!

[KD35]

You think this now, and I did too when I was a 1L. But trust me, lawl school goggles are very strong - by the time you reach 3L, you'll be amazed at the sheer number of ugs around.

(On a side note, maybe it's lawl school itself that kills the pretty in people, or the ability to perceive the pretty in people. Scientific studies are in order.)

As a pretty girl (not in law school) once told me, "pretty girls ain't gotta do no book learnin'"

TCR. They just get married to lawyers/finance people. Only pretty girls in law school are the ones with chips on their shoulder that think they have something to prove. And you don't want a pretty girl who thinks for herself, that's a dangerous game to play.

[dowu]

I guarantee OP made this thread in hopes that she would see it.

Now all the girls in civ pro who sit next to a dude will wonder...

Nice move, OP. Now be a man, and take her around the horn.

[PRgradBYU]

Super weird thread, OP.

Also, this:

Second: Are you 12?

[sopranorleone]

TCR is to hit it and quit it.

[dr123]

TCR is a note, passed by a friend, containing the line "check yes or no."

Get with the times bro. TCR is to send a dick pic.

[nickb285]

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[bizzybone1313]

I disagree with these peeps OP. I think you should play it cool and actually wait to see if she even ever looks in your direction. A woman's body language and actions do not lie. If she doesn't even know you exist, you shouldn't hit on her. It will always be awkward after that. I would only hit on her if you think she is even remotely interested in you. I use to be real bad at reading women in undergrad because I was so young. But it gets much easier with observation, experience and practice.

[NoodleyOne]

I disagree with these peeps OP. I think you should play it cool and actually wait to see if she even ever looks in your direction. A woman's body language and actions do not lie. If she doesn't even know you exist, you shouldn't hit on her. It will always be awkward after that. I would only hit on her if you think she is even remotely interested in you. I use to be real bad at reading women in undergrad because I was so young. But it gets much easier with observation, experience and practice.

User is a 0L, and therefore obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.

[bizzybone1313]

I disagree with these peeps OP. I think you should play it cool and actually wait to see if she even ever looks in your direction. A woman's body language and actions do not lie. If she doesn't even know you exist, you shouldn't hit on her. It will always be awkward after that. I would only hit on her if you think she is even remotely interested in you. I use to be real bad at reading women in undergrad because I was so young. But it gets much easier with observation, experience and practice.

User is a 0L, and therefore obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.

That is standard TLS cliche. Is the advice wrong? Ok then, why don't you tell OP what he should do? Should he go hit on every girl he finds attractive? Attractive girls always have guys chasing them. Most of them have boyfriends, because guys are smart enough to get in relationships with them in the first place.

[dr123]

I disagree with these peeps OP. I think you should play it cool and actually wait to see if she even ever looks in your direction. A woman's body language and actions do not lie. If she doesn't even know you exist, you shouldn't hit on her. It will always be awkward after that. I would only hit on her if you think she is even remotely interested in you. I use to be real bad at reading women in undergrad because I was so young. But it gets much easier with observation, experience and practice.

User is a 0L, and therefore obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.

Wat?

[nickb285]

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