Timing your Poops for the Bar Exam Forum

cinephile · Post by **cinephile** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:10 pm

Nightrunner wrote:
cinephile wrote:Have you tried the mayonnaise enema? That'll settle things if you do it the morning of.
Wait I thought that was for recreational use only.

It's great for every situation. Don't forget to massage the abdomen.

knickfan · Post by **knickfan** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:49 pm

you guys cover EVERYTHING on this forum.. hahaha jeez

Lincoln · Post by **Lincoln** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:01 pm

Whatever you do, don't do this.

dudeman2014 · Post by **dudeman2014** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 8:52 pm

Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.

LOL. Amazing

lawyerwannabe · Post by **lawyerwannabe** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:04 pm

dudeman2014 wrote:
Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.
LOL. Amazing

Read pages 4, 5, and 6.

Post by **Nightrunner** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:06 pm

This is the best "on topic" thread we've had in a long time.

ilovesf · Post by **ilovesf** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:09 pm

Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.

Oh my god I can't believe this is real. I am dead.

Reinhardt · Post by **Reinhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:15 pm

Laughing at the defendant judging his underwear "destroyed"

rayiner · Post by **rayiner** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:21 pm

Jesus. With all this talk of laxatives and mayonnaise enemas, you guys are going to give yourself the runs during the bar exam. That would be bad.

cinephile · Post by **cinephile** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:28 pm

rayiner wrote:Jesus. With all this talk of laxatives and mayonnaise enemas, you guys are going to give yourself the runs during the bar exam. That would be bad.

But on the plus side, you could lose up to 10 pounds.

RodneyRuxin · Post by **RodneyRuxin** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:32 pm

nyknicks wrote:Get your hands on two ice cubes, a wine bottle cork,a latex condom, Johnson and Johnson KY Jelly Personal Water-Based Lubricant(tm) and 3.5 ounces of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum(tm) then pm me for instructions.

You are welcome in advance.

PM me too

A. Nony Mouse · Post by **A. Nony Mouse** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:56 pm

Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.

omg omg omg why did I just read this? and why the hell did one judge dissent?

kaiser · Post by **kaiser** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:00 pm

ilovesf wrote:
Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.
Oh my god I can't believe this is real. I am dead.

Bless the soul of the janitor who had to clean that

Bronte · Post by **Bronte** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:01 pm

kaiser wrote:
ilovesf wrote:
Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.
Oh my god I can't believe this is real. I am dead.
Bless the soul of the janitor who had to clean that

The opinion discusses her cleaning strategy in some depth.

ilovesf · Post by **ilovesf** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:02 pm

Bronte wrote:
kaiser wrote:
ilovesf wrote:
Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.
Oh my god I can't believe this is real. I am dead.
Bless the soul of the janitor who had to clean that
The opinion discusses her cleaning strategy in some depth.

I love that she put her clothes that she was wearing in a biohazard bag after cleaning it.

Bronte · Post by **Bronte** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:10 pm

I have an unshakeable feeling that dudeman2014 will be involved in similar incident on July 30. Starting to think that Imodium is TCR.

LexLeon · Post by **LexLeon** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:55 am

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future lawyers of America.

dudeman2014 · Post by **dudeman2014** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:52 am

RodneyRuxin wrote:
nyknicks wrote:Get your hands on two ice cubes, a wine bottle cork,a latex condom, Johnson and Johnson KY Jelly Personal Water-Based Lubricant(tm) and 3.5 ounces of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum(tm) then pm me for instructions.

You are welcome in advance.
PM BM me too

FYP

I.P. Daly · Post by **I.P. Daly** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:32 pm

If you've got to poop, it's best to poop early. After about an hour in, the bathrooms begin to look and smell like Berlin after the war.

presh · Post by **presh** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:45 pm

God, I love TLS. I just laughed for five minutes.

kaiser · Post by **kaiser** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:54 pm

Imagine if aspie lawyers/law students had these convos IRL.

And to think that, when I was a kid, I used to wish my superpower was a Professor X-like ability to read other peoples' minds...

presh · Post by **presh** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:56 pm

kaiser wrote:Imagine if aspie lawyers/law students had these convos IRL.

And to think that, when I was a kid, I used to wish my superpower was a Professor X-like ability to read other peoples' minds...

Definitely the most overrated superpower.

kaiser · Post by **kaiser** » Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:59 pm

presh wrote:
kaiser wrote:Imagine if aspie lawyers/law students had these convos IRL.

And to think that, when I was a kid, I used to wish my superpower was a Professor X-like ability to read other peoples' minds...
Definitely the most overrated superpower.

I was a practical kid. Sure, cool to have wolverine claws, or shoot lasers out of your eyes, but much more useful to read the mind of the guy you are playing poker with, or the corporate executive whose got all that insider info.

conwaystern · Post by **conwaystern** » Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:50 pm

Shit happens, OP.

ClubberLang · Post by **ClubberLang** » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:57 pm

A. Nony Mouse wrote:
Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.
omg omg omg why did I just read this? and why the hell did one judge dissent?

The dissent is like 30 pages long. W...T...F...

Hopefully these opinions end up in a casebook.

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