fml Forum

[I.P. Daly]

Perhaps your prof thought you forgot something and went back to retrieve it.

Edit: typos

[dr123]

As an academic (arguably the strangest motherfuckers on the planet), I am sure your prof has had many awkward encounters such as this.

[20130312]

Met a professor (whose class I skipped) while leaving school, so I walked with her to the parking lot. She asked "where did you park?" and I said "right here," pointing to a car nearby. But, I clearly didn't drive and booked it out of there. Is she going to think I'm a lying weirdo?

LAW STUDENTS.

[splittermcsplit88]

FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

[Gumby]

why would you park in the staff parking lot...?

You're not staff...

[20130312]

FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

Law Students' Aspiest Hits, Vol. 2.

[Samara]

FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

Law Students' Aspiest Hits, Vol. 2.

Would buy.

[Jimbo_Jones]

FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

Fail. Should have cracked a joke about "another million dollar cup of coffee." Would have been instant A++ for you.

[071816]

FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

Nice. I actually laughed out loud at this one.

[jgc02a]

I bet your prof was just about to ask you to go out with her for drinks, but now she won't because she thinks you're weird!!!!!!! Too bad you could have got lucky braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!