In honor of my 1500 post-iversary, I wrote an ode to our favorite law school. It's not a work of art, but it's the message that counts!
Oh how I love NYU,
Washed in it's deep purple hue.
Some people say it's for hipsters,
But really it's full of A-listers.
It offers unbeatable clinics
And also unbeatable tickets
To pro sports and broadway shows,
Although if we'll have time for that, who knows?
But we'll still rally for the Blawbcat
And not be like the study mob at
That school uptown we don't speak of.
Plus we actually place in PI/gov.
We'll know how to convict those who pillage,
And have fun cuz hell yeah we're in the Village!
At the school with the deep purple hue,
The one and only NYU.