Holding Myself Out as Attorney on Tinder Forum

[urbancowboy]

My firm says that until I pass the bar, I have to publicly hold myself out as a "law clerk." However, that makes it sound like I do support work for a five-figure salary. I want to the ladies to know that I'm a big fish. Will I be putting myself at risk by describing myself as "Associate Attorney at Large Law Firm" in my Tinder bio? Also, ladies of the forum, can I disclose my salary in my bio rather than my height?

[MrTooToo]

Truly artful trolling starts a little more subtly and then works its way up, almost savoring the act; you can't just hammer it in immediately. That said, I think this will be sufficient to get something going, you've hit the right items even if it was done a little brute force. 6.5 / 10.

[Wanderingdrock]

Truly artful trolling starts a little more subtly and then works its way up, almost savoring the act; you can't just hammer it in immediately. That said, I think this will be sufficient to get something going, you've hit the right items even if it was done a little brute force. 6.5 / 10.

It was okay, but he really didn't stick the landing. 5.5 / 10.

[Res Ipsa Loquitter]

If you’re in Manhattan and set a small radius, none of the C&F losers will be able to afford to live in your radius. So you should be good. Also, set the age to like 26 max. The C&F bureaucrats are mostly bitter women who are 30+

[Antetrust]

Why stop there? Might as well list yourself as a founding partner and add a screen shot of your $2m in gamestop options.

[barre777]

Why say trolling. No one knows what that means anymore. I've seen topics, on TLS, about drinking and which firms have the most attractive people. I've seen posters reprimanded...on a drinking thread.

[Res Ipsa Loquitter]

Why say trolling. No one knows what that means anymore. I've seen topics, on TLS, about drinking and which firms have the most attractive people. I've seen posters reprimanded...on a drinking thread.

Are you a bot? This is the worst English writing I’ve seen in a while, and I read YouTube comments.

[barre777]

I suppose the real issue is, Res Ipsa, what were you expecting on the thread "Holding Myself Out as Attorney on Tinder"? Something suitable for Harvard Law Review?

[BigLawPartner]

Why say trolling. No one knows what that means anymore. I've seen topics, on TLS, about drinking and which firms have the most attractive people. I've seen posters reprimanded...on a drinking thread.

Are you a bot? This is the worst English writing I’ve seen in a while, and I read YouTube comments.

It's another danishblue sock. That's why he's still harping on the drinking thread that got him banned.

[Res Ipsa Loquitter]

I suppose the real issue is, Res Ipsa, what were you expecting on the thread "Holding Myself Out as Attorney on Tinder"? Something suitable for Harvard Law Review?

I expected some half decent shitposting. Your posts are irksome, frustrating to read and distinctly not funny

[barre777]

Harping on the drinking thread? I'm merely telling you what I observed on the thread.

[barre777]

If you would only look at the title of the thread you're posting on, and then ponder it for awhile. There would be no frustration.

[Wubbles]

Troll says troll is not trolling. Peak TLS.

[barre777]

trolling?
anyone who clicks on this thread expecting something

[barre777]

"Firms with the weirdest people"
On TLS
It's allowed to stay up
And it got 43,000 views
Wring hands over trolling?