So what’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while on a call during WFH? Forum

[Anonymous User]

And how frequently? I’ve done all the ones that everyone else has also been doing (taking a shit, masturbated, been playing xbox, clipping my toenails, etc), but curious if anyone has any better and more bizarre ways they’ve helped pass these boring ass calls during wfh?

[Anonymous User]

And how frequently? I’ve done all the ones that everyone else has also been doing (taking a shit, masturbated, been playing xbox, clipping my toenails, etc), but curious if anyone has any better and more bizarre ways they’ve helped pass these boring ass calls during wfh?

Maybe I'm a boring person, but I've done absolutely zero of those things while on a call.

[blair.waldorf]

Wtf? Masturbating on a work call? That’s disgusting. I do not think everyone else has been doing that.

[2013]

Masturbating on a call seems so wrong on so many levels.

[nixy]

Who knew Jeffrey Toobin posted here

[Sackboy]

If you're masterbating on work calls, you might need to see a therapist. That shit is not normal.

[jotarokujo]

lmao the fact that this person thinks everyone does it is worse than the fact that they did it

decent chance of troll but could be real

[Anonymous User]

I'll throw OP a lifeline here. I've 'bated in my office with the door locked on multiple occasions. Never during a call though.

[2013]

I'll throw OP a lifeline here. I've 'bated in my office with the door locked on multiple occasions. Never during a call though.

I could definitely see people doing this especially if they didn’t have glass offices. It’s completely different than jacking off while on a zoom call or something.

[RaceJudicata]

Neither of these things are normal.

[Anonymous User]

[Anonymous User]

Neither of these things are normal.

[Anonymous User]

Neither of these things are normal.

Accidental anon, this is blair.waldorf.

[Dcc617]

Yeah, definitely don't masturbate at work holy shit.

[Anonymous User]

OP here - y’all are boring AF. And who said anything about zoom? I’m talking about phone calls obviously. Guess you all are sitting at your home office desks in your suits all day from 9-6 every day being good little worker drones even when no one can see you lol

[Anonymous User]

Further op clarification - I’m talking about those long ass pointless group conference calls that last an hour and you don’t even have to talk on so you’re just on mute the entire time and only half paying attention to

[2013]

OP here - y’all are boring AF. And who said anything about zoom? I’m talking about phone calls obviously. Guess you all are sitting at your home office desks in your suits all day from 9-6 every day being good little worker drones even when no one can see you lol

Lol at 9-6.

[nixy]

Further op clarification - I’m talking about those long ass pointless group conference calls that last an hour and you don’t even have to talk on so you’re just on mute the entire time and only half paying attention to

I know that's exactly what gets me hot and bothered enough to rub one out.

[Anonymous User]

Ever heard of this modern invention known as pornhub?

[Anonymous User]

I would never masturbate or do anything too outlandish on a conference call because I know that the firm has the laptop / monitor / cellphone etc bugged and rigged to record constant video.

[Anonymous User]

dudes rock

[Anonymous User]

OP is not saying he jerks off to the voices on the phone. He’s saying while he is on a slow and pointless call he’s jerked off here and there (probably to porn). Not that bad. Think about how often we jerk off? Dudes probably jerk off 5-10 times a week. Hell I’m married and jerk off at least 7 times a week and have carnal relations with my spouse at least 3-9 times a month. If you’re working long hours and have a moment to choke the chicken, that’s not crazy.

[Sackboy]

OP is not saying he jerks off to the voices on the phone. He’s saying while he is on a slow and pointless call he’s jerked off here and there (probably to porn). Not that bad. Think about how often we jerk off? Dudes probably jerk off 5-10 times a week. Hell I’m married and jerk off at least 7 times a week and have carnal relations with my spouse at least 3-9 times a month. If you’re working long hours and have a moment to choke the chicken, that’s not crazy.

Nobody thinks the guy is jerking off to the voices on the phone. We're all in amazement that this guy can jerk off while two boomers are chatting about some dry transaction or litigation. The idea of jerking off while hearing the partner who I work for the most speak about reps and covenants is just unthinkable.

[avenuem]

Amateurs ITT.

I can't be the only one who specifically goes into the office (despite WFH) just to masturbate in partner chairs during Zoom meetings, right? Started with the most junior partner's office and worked my way up to the chairman's. Every now and then a partner is there and so I either have to pick someone else's office or tell the partner to wait outside, give me five minutes, and I'll return their office to them.

[Anonymous User]

OP is not saying he jerks off to the voices on the phone. He’s saying while he is on a slow and pointless call he’s jerked off here and there (probably to porn). Not that bad. Think about how often we jerk off? Dudes probably jerk off 5-10 times a week. Hell I’m married and jerk off at least 7 times a week and have carnal relations with my spouse at least 3-9 times a month. If you’re working long hours and have a moment to choke the chicken, that’s not crazy.

Op here - glad there is at least one other normal person on tls, thank you brother