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Office wars with one of the paralegals
She started it, I retaliated...will this end poorly?
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Concede defeat now before the paralegal turns the entire staff against you. You need them more than they need you.Anonymous User wrote:She started it, I retaliated...will this end poorly?
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
It started out as taking/hiding stuff that was openly visible on the desks....it's escalated to rubber bands and waspssublime wrote:What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Wasps?Anonymous User wrote:It started out as taking/hiding stuff that was openly visible on the desks....it's escalated to rubber bands and waspssublime wrote:What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Little peices of paper (or foil if you are cruel) that you fold up and use a rubber band to "shoot" at somebody.MarkinKansasCity wrote:Wasps?Anonymous User wrote:It started out as taking/hiding stuff that was openly visible on the desks....it's escalated to rubber bands and waspssublime wrote:What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
ohhh I've never thought to use foil...thanks for the advicesublime wrote:Little peices of paper (or foil if you are cruel) that you fold up and use a rubber band to "shoot" at somebody.MarkinKansasCity wrote:Wasps?Anonymous User wrote:It started out as taking/hiding stuff that was openly visible on the desks....it's escalated to rubber bands and waspssublime wrote:What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
This was my flirting style when I was 11 years old.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
OK. I remember those from elementary school. I've just never heard them called that before.sublime wrote:Little peices of paper (or foil if you are cruel) that you fold up and use a rubber band to "shoot" at somebody.MarkinKansasCity wrote:Wasps?Anonymous User wrote:It started out as taking/hiding stuff that was openly visible on the desks....it's escalated to rubber bands and waspssublime wrote:What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Just ask her out, jeez.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Pretty sure banging paralegals is required to be on partner track.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Now I know my missionLaLiLuLeLo wrote:Pretty sure banging paralegals is required to be on partner track.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
leave this note on her desk:
Code: Select all
INTERROGATORY NO. 1:
State whether you will go out with me by checking one (1) of the following boxes:
[ ] Yes [ ] No
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
paralegal response: interrogatory who is this aspie who's leaving interrogatories on my desk. check either
1) tool 2) jackass
1) tool 2) jackass
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Fucking litigators.
Be the alpha deal bro you are and take her to the data room for some diligence.
Be the alpha deal bro you are and take her to the data room for some diligence.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
probably just thinks you're too tall and handsome
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
ok im still not clear is there an actual room what the hell is a data roomSingle-Malt-Liquor wrote:Fucking litigators.
Be the alpha deal bro you are and take her to the data room for some diligence.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
They're pretty much all virtual now. Back in the days it was an actual room that had ALL THE FILES that would be reasonably expected in order to do preliminary diligence on a target.LeDique wrote:ok im still not clear is there an actual room what the hell is a data roomSingle-Malt-Liquor wrote:Fucking litigators.
Be the alpha deal bro you are and take her to the data room for some diligence.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
put her stapler in jello.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
you can also staple the tips. stings like hell#NotACop wrote:ohhh I've never thought to use foil...thanks for the advicesublime wrote:Little peices of paper (or foil if you are cruel) that you fold up and use a rubber band to "shoot" at somebody.MarkinKansasCity wrote:Wasps?Anonymous User wrote:It started out as taking/hiding stuff that was openly visible on the desks....it's escalated to rubber bands and waspssublime wrote:What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Or put a paper clip around the tip/fold it where it fits.rnoodles wrote:you can also staple the tips. stings like hell#NotACop wrote:ohhh I've never thought to use foil...thanks for the advicesublime wrote:Little peices of paper (or foil if you are cruel) that you fold up and use a rubber band to "shoot" at somebody.MarkinKansasCity wrote:Wasps?Anonymous User wrote:It started out as taking/hiding stuff that was openly visible on the desks....it's escalated to rubber bands and waspssublime wrote:What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
also, if you get a big enough paper clip, you can fold the tips outward so it sticks into things. It doesn't fly as easily, though.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
Used to make rubber band crossbows and fire wasps tipped with tacks (the gold, flat-ish ones). Those were lots of fun, but I'm sure you can use the tack with regular old rubber bands, toolymenheimer wrote:Or put a paper clip around the tip/fold it where it fits.rnoodles wrote:you can also staple the tips. stings like hell#NotACop wrote:ohhh I've never thought to use foil...thanks for the advicesublime wrote:Little peices of paper (or foil if you are cruel) that you fold up and use a rubber band to "shoot" at somebody.MarkinKansasCity wrote:Wasps?Anonymous User wrote:It started out as taking/hiding stuff that was openly visible on the desks....it's escalated to rubber bands and waspssublime wrote:What happened?
And yes, it seems that it will likely end poorly.
also, if you get a big enough paper clip, you can fold the tips outward so it sticks into things. It doesn't fly as easily, though.
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
OP here, update:
Office wars officially over, she thought the managing partner was me and sprinted away from him...embarrassed herself pretty bad
next step: get a drink with her
Office wars officially over, she thought the managing partner was me and sprinted away from him...embarrassed herself pretty bad
next step: get a drink with her
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