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What Do You Think My Chances Are?

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Re: What Do You Think My Chances Are?

Post by fats provolone » Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:25 pm

let's see what Law Watson says

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LAW WATSON INITIALIZING

ANALYZING DATA...

INTERVIEWING SKILLS: AVERAGE (SELF-REPORTED, LIKELY INFLATED)
ADMISSION OF "KIND OF" AWKWARDNESS: MAJOR RED FLAG, PROBABLY MUCH WORSE THAN REPORTED
RESPONSE TO THANK YOU EMAIL: POSITIVE, BUT PROBABLY FABRICATED TO MAKE UP FOR OTHER FAILURES.  
POSSIBLE FALSE MEMORY.  HUMANS CANNOT BE TRUSTED.

CALCULATING RESULT...

A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY EMAIL YOU BACK, GENIUS?

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