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- Desert Fox
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We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
Hey guys we are breaking all the revenue and profit records. We are growing! This firm is going places!
2 beats later
Unfortunately with the poor economy, we can't give better bonuses! Time are tough. You can share 1/36th of a secretary. Dinner expensing is limited to 15.99. You have to share an office until you are a 5th year.
2 beats later
Unfortunately with the poor economy, we can't give better bonuses! Time are tough. You can share 1/36th of a secretary. Dinner expensing is limited to 15.99. You have to share an office until you are a 5th year.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
This is the definition of ITE.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
This profession is such a joke.
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- Desert Fox
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
If you work over 2000 hours you are an uncle tom.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
Isn't this just the same as every other profession? The only way you are paid more/better hours is if you have leverage. A law grad with 0-3 years experience making $170k-210k isn't really underpaid.
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- Desert Fox
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
It is when you expect near 24/7 availability.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
And the salary hasn't change for 7 years, when profits have gone up and leverage has gone down?Desert Fox wrote:It is when you expect near 24/7 availability.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
The title of this thread is best if you read it with a Mario voice.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
Right, leverage has gone down because the only legal job where you make this much $ for someone with little experience is another big law firm. Partners are able to enjoy record levels of profits-->salaries because associate salaries are all lock step, and so there is no way for associates to play back at them.flawschoolkid wrote:And the salary hasn't change for 7 years, when profits have gone up and leverage has gone down?Desert Fox wrote:It is when you expect near 24/7 availability.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
This is why people with offers from Boies and W&C are ethically and morally obligated to accept
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
But I gotta cop dat V5 prestige911 crisis actor wrote:This is why people with offers from Boies and W&C are ethically and morally obligated to accept
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
BigZuck wrote:The title of this thread is best if you read it with a Mario voice.

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- Monochromatic Oeuvre
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
In 2000, Cravath had an all-in compensation of $160k and PPP of $1.6M.
Since then, PPP more than doubled while associate compensation didn't even beat inflation.
These are not "market dynamics" at play. This is a bunch of greedy people who operate in an environment rife with market failure. And guess who gets fucked for it.
Since then, PPP more than doubled while associate compensation didn't even beat inflation.
These are not "market dynamics" at play. This is a bunch of greedy people who operate in an environment rife with market failure. And guess who gets fucked for it.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
that's what associates get for working twice as hard for the same pay
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
Oh you poor underpaid 1-3 year associates. Your wealth of knowledge and experience certainly justifies more $.
(Yes I mad and poor.)
(Yes I mad and poor.)
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
so glad i actually did this. out loud on an amtrak train.BigZuck wrote:The title of this thread is best if you read it with a Mario voice.
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- dresden doll
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
Yeah, you better be well paid if you're going to irritate your partner/kids to no end with that shit.Desert Fox wrote:It is when you expect near 24/7 availability.
- DELG
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
How about the fact that they demand we have an expensive, prestigious law degree to work here.hiima3L wrote:Oh you poor underpaid 1-3 year associates. Your wealth of knowledge and experience certainly justifies more $.
(Yes I mad and poor.)
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
"any idiot with $200k in nondischargeable debt could do your job!"
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- DELG
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
sort of awkward position, wanting people who both have good judgment and also expensive law degreespatogordo wrote:"any idiot with $200k in nondischargeable debt could do your job!"
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
Not always the case. T2 on a full scholly ftwDELG wrote:How about the fact that they demand we have an expensive, prestigious law degree to work here.hiima3L wrote:Oh you poor underpaid 1-3 year associates. Your wealth of knowledge and experience certainly justifies more $.
(Yes I mad and poor.)

(Yes, I know this is not a fool-proof path to BigLaw. Yes, I know T2 is never TCR. However it worked out for me).
- Desert Fox
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
Well they still demand a 3 year degree with amazing grades.Anonymous User wrote:Not always the case. T2 on a full scholly ftwDELG wrote:How about the fact that they demand we have an expensive, prestigious law degree to work here.hiima3L wrote:Oh you poor underpaid 1-3 year associates. Your wealth of knowledge and experience certainly justifies more $.
(Yes I mad and poor.)![]()
(Yes, I know this is not a fool-proof path to BigLaw. Yes, I know T2 is never TCR. However it worked out for me).
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- DELG
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +
also unless you live at home or get living expenses paid you're gonna end up with a fat tab anyway
and let's be real they'd rather you went to HLS
and let's be real they'd rather you went to HLS
Seriously? What are you waiting for?
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