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We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Desert Fox » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:40 pm

Hey guys we are breaking all the revenue and profit records. We are growing! This firm is going places!

2 beats later

Unfortunately with the poor economy, we can't give better bonuses! Time are tough. You can share 1/36th of a secretary. Dinner expensing is limited to 15.99. You have to share an office until you are a 5th year.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Yukos » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:48 pm

This is the definition of ITE.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by FSK » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:49 pm

This profession is such a joke.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Desert Fox » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:50 pm

If you work over 2000 hours you are an uncle tom.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Hutz_and_Goodman » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:57 pm

Isn't this just the same as every other profession? The only way you are paid more/better hours is if you have leverage. A law grad with 0-3 years experience making $170k-210k isn't really underpaid.

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Desert Fox » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:01 pm

It is when you expect near 24/7 availability.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by FSK » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:15 pm

Desert Fox wrote:It is when you expect near 24/7 availability.
And the salary hasn't change for 7 years, when profits have gone up and leverage has gone down?
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by BigZuck » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:23 pm

The title of this thread is best if you read it with a Mario voice.

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Hutz_and_Goodman » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:29 pm

flawschoolkid wrote:
Desert Fox wrote:It is when you expect near 24/7 availability.
And the salary hasn't change for 7 years, when profits have gone up and leverage has gone down?
Right, leverage has gone down because the only legal job where you make this much $ for someone with little experience is another big law firm. Partners are able to enjoy record levels of profits-->salaries because associate salaries are all lock step, and so there is no way for associates to play back at them.

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by 911 crisis actor » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:38 pm

This is why people with offers from Boies and W&C are ethically and morally obligated to accept

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by PMan99 » Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:07 am

911 crisis actor wrote:This is why people with offers from Boies and W&C are ethically and morally obligated to accept
But I gotta cop dat V5 prestige

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Post by McAvoy » Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:17 am

BigZuck wrote:The title of this thread is best if you read it with a Mario voice.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Monochromatic Oeuvre » Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:26 am

In 2000, Cravath had an all-in compensation of $160k and PPP of $1.6M.

Since then, PPP more than doubled while associate compensation didn't even beat inflation.

These are not "market dynamics" at play. This is a bunch of greedy people who operate in an environment rife with market failure. And guess who gets fucked for it.

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Post by patogordo » Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:38 am

that's what associates get for working twice as hard for the same pay

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Post by hiima3L » Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:54 am

Oh you poor underpaid 1-3 year associates. Your wealth of knowledge and experience certainly justifies more $.

(Yes I mad and poor.)

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Post by DELG » Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:30 am

BigZuck wrote:The title of this thread is best if you read it with a Mario voice.
so glad i actually did this. out loud on an amtrak train.

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by mvp99 » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:16 am

nyc to 190k!

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by dresden doll » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:51 am

Desert Fox wrote:It is when you expect near 24/7 availability.
Yeah, you better be well paid if you're going to irritate your partner/kids to no end with that shit.

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Post by DELG » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:54 am

hiima3L wrote:Oh you poor underpaid 1-3 year associates. Your wealth of knowledge and experience certainly justifies more $.

(Yes I mad and poor.)
How about the fact that they demand we have an expensive, prestigious law degree to work here.

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Post by patogordo » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:57 am

"any idiot with $200k in nondischargeable debt could do your job!"

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by DELG » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:03 am

patogordo wrote:"any idiot with $200k in nondischargeable debt could do your job!"
sort of awkward position, wanting people who both have good judgment and also expensive law degrees

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Anonymous User » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:54 pm

DELG wrote:
hiima3L wrote:Oh you poor underpaid 1-3 year associates. Your wealth of knowledge and experience certainly justifies more $.

(Yes I mad and poor.)
How about the fact that they demand we have an expensive, prestigious law degree to work here.
Not always the case. T2 on a full scholly ftw :wink:

(Yes, I know this is not a fool-proof path to BigLaw. Yes, I know T2 is never TCR. However it worked out for me).

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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by Desert Fox » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:55 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
DELG wrote:
hiima3L wrote:Oh you poor underpaid 1-3 year associates. Your wealth of knowledge and experience certainly justifies more $.

(Yes I mad and poor.)
How about the fact that they demand we have an expensive, prestigious law degree to work here.
Not always the case. T2 on a full scholly ftw :wink:

(Yes, I know this is not a fool-proof path to BigLaw. Yes, I know T2 is never TCR. However it worked out for me).
Well they still demand a 3 year degree with amazing grades.
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Re: We a breaking records! But unfortunately ITE, no bonus +

Post by DELG » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:59 pm

also unless you live at home or get living expenses paid you're gonna end up with a fat tab anyway

and let's be real they'd rather you went to HLS

Seriously? What are you waiting for?

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