Most stunning indictment of VAULT rankings: Forum

[Anonymous User]

Cadwalader's placement. What a ragtag team of incompetent shitbags. Anon because they're on the other side and if they're reading this, may very well be able to narrow it down to the 50 or so lawyers they're fucking tonight with their incompetent shitbaggery.

[Anonymous User]

Cadwalader's placement. What a ragtag team of incompetent shitbags. Anon because they're on the other side and if they're reading this, may very well be able to narrow it down to the 50 or so lawyers they're fucking tonight with their incompetent shitbaggery.

What does this mean

[dixiecupdrinking]

Counterpoint: if you work at Cadwalader then you never have to work across from them.

[Anonymous User]

OP..
You can't just flamebag a firm and not elaborate on the specifics

[glitter178]

I'm guessing someone had plans they had to cancel tonight

[banjo]

OP is just bragging that he has a biglaw job.

[chinadoll]

50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

[NinerFan]

I'm just gonna go on the record and second that opinion that Cadwalader is awful.

[wert3813]

50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

[Pokemon]

Have heartd that Cad has actually gotten much better and have worked specifically on improving their rep.

[Anonymous User]

50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

even so, what is the point of being anon if he just gave away the fact that cadwalader gave his team work for tonight?

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

[Elston Gunn]

50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

even so, what is the point of being anon if he just gave away the fact that cadwalader gave his team work for tonight?

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

I feel like you don't understand the core concept of anonymous posting.

[wert3813]

50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

even so, what is the point of being anon if he just gave away the fact that cadwalader gave his team work for tonight?

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

I feel like you don't understand the core concept of anonymous posting.

lol.

[Anonymous User]

50 people firm in either new york, dc, or charlotte... hope you realize they can track you down by that and the fact they just gave your firm something

Presumably he could be part of a 50 person team at a larger firm.

It was a joke implying that they are fucking a few different juniors on a large number of matters through their irredeemable incompetence. There is obviously no way they could figure out who exactly they pissed off when their MO is to piss off everyone, and not out of fucking strategic brilliance

[Anonymous User]

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

omg lol lol lol yes go to Cadwalader instead of Skadden because your end goal is to make partner

That's amazing tell another one

[Anonymous User]

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

omg lol lol lol yes go to Cadwalader instead of Skadden because your end goal is to make partner

That's amazing tell another one

cadwalader's attorneys seemed nicer when i visited. skadden was just cold and kept talking about exit options. (what is the point of going to a top law school if you aren't even trying to be partner?)

[Caesar Salad]

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

omg lol lol lol yes go to Cadwalader instead of Skadden because your end goal is to make partner

That's amazing tell another one

cadwalader's attorneys seemed nicer when i visited. skadden was just cold and kept talking about exit options. (what is the point of going to a top law school if you aren't even trying to be partner?)

Ignore the haters, you'll make partner

[StylinNProfilin]

This indictment was not stunning

[Anonymous User]

cadwalader's attorneys seemed nicer when i visited. skadden was just cold and kept talking about exit options. (what is the point of going to a top law school if you aren't even trying to be partner?)

If you're not a real person, please never say so, because I love thinking you're real.

[Anonymous User]

This indictment was not stunning

Spoken like someone who has never dealt with Cadwalader

[baal hadad]

fwiw, it's an okay firm. at least aspirations to become partner there is not a running joke (skadden...)

omg lol lol lol yes go to Cadwalader instead of Skadden because your end goal is to make partner

That's amazing tell another one

cadwalader's attorneys seemed nicer when i visited. skadden was just cold and kept talking about exit options. (what is the point of going to a top law school if you aren't even trying to be partner?)

It's funny bc when I was researching Cadwalader a couple years ago for OCI they were making 0 partners and only taking lateral partner

[baal hadad]

The most stunning indictment of Vault is that SRZ is ranked so low despite its peerlessness in funds work

[StylinNProfilin]

This indictment was not stunning

Spoken like someone who has never dealt with Cadwalader

I thought the Vault rankings directly correlated with how much it sucks to work there. My bad.

[NoLongerALurker]

The most stunning indictment of Vault is that SRZ is ranked so low despite its peerlessness in funds work

Just based on this running joke, in 5 years SRZ will have jumped up into the V10 on TLS trolling alone. And that, folks, will be the real stunning indictment of vault rankings.

[Anonymous User]

The most stunning indictment of Vault is that SRZ is ranked so low despite its peerlessness in funds work

Just based on this running joke, in 5 years SRZ will have jumped up into the V10 on TLS trolling alone. And that, folks, will be the real stunning indictment of vault rankings.

As someone who did CBs at both Cadwalader and SRZ, I don't really get the SRZ hate on here. I mean, they're a super profitable firm who paid above-market bonuses, and its not like (except for that one dude) they really have people trolling for them on here.

On the other hand, agree with OP: Fuck Cadwalader, worst place I interviewed at. I'd rather work at Skadden or even SullCrom than there