Aspiring Academics are Asshole Absconders Forum

[09042014]

How can you want to join this clear scam? It's like joining the mob or the nazi party.

And only the worst of the worst want to do this for a living.

Not a renton callout thread.

[FSK]

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[09042014]

Trying to hop on the Shitboomer train that rolled out long ago.

Academics are worse than shitboomers.

[heavoldgotjuice]

I am an aspiring academic, want some molly?

[09042014]

I am an aspiring academic, want some molly?

what is molly

[Cicero76]

"Hey, would you like to make 200k to sit around most of the time and work a few hours a week?"
DF: "NO WAY MAN!"
Sane Person: "Yeah that sounds awesome, sign me up."
DF: "HOW DARE YOU LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF!"
Sane Person: "They offered me six figures and absurd hours. What idiot isn't taking that?"
DF: "MORALS! RESPECT! arglebargleargle"

[jd20132013]

why wouldn't you want to join a clear scam, if you're on the winning end

[09042014]

"Hey, would you like to make 200k to sit around most of the time and work a few hours a week?"
DF: "NO WAY MAN!"
Sane Person: "Yeah that sounds awesome, sign me up."
DF: "HOW DARE YOU LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF!"
Sane Person: "They offered me six figures and absurd hours. What idiot isn't taking that?"
DF: "MORALS! RESPECT! arglebargleargle"

Not denying it's a good gig. But so was being a dentist who stole jew mouth gold.

[Tanicius]

"Hey, would you like to make 200k to sit around most of the time and work a few hours a week?"
DF: "NO WAY MAN!"
Sane Person: "Yeah that sounds awesome, sign me up."
DF: "HOW DARE YOU LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF!"
Sane Person: "They offered me six figures and absurd hours. What idiot isn't taking that?"
DF: "MORALS! RESPECT! arglebargleargle"

Not denying it's a good gig. But so was being a dentist who stole jew mouth gold.

How is your job different.

[ditch digger]

"Hey, would you like to make 200k to sit around most of the time and work a few hours a week?"
DF: "NO WAY MAN!"
Sane Person: "Yeah that sounds awesome, sign me up."
DF: "HOW DARE YOU LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF!"
Sane Person: "They offered me six figures and absurd hours. What idiot isn't taking that?"
DF: "MORALS! RESPECT! arglebargleargle"

Not denying it's a good gig. But so was being a dentist who stole jew mouth gold.

Wow, I though I was the only one who harbored this sort of contempt for law professors. I'm glad to know that I'm not alone.

[09042014]

"Hey, would you like to make 200k to sit around most of the time and work a few hours a week?"
DF: "NO WAY MAN!"
Sane Person: "Yeah that sounds awesome, sign me up."
DF: "HOW DARE YOU LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF!"
Sane Person: "They offered me six figures and absurd hours. What idiot isn't taking that?"
DF: "MORALS! RESPECT! arglebargleargle"

Not denying it's a good gig. But so was being a dentist who stole jew mouth gold.

How is your job different.

jew bankers stealing gentile gold?

[heavoldgotjuice]

df kinda reminding me of cartman right now....

[retaking23]

I for one found the alliteration quite refreshing. Carry on DF.

[84651846190]

No, academics are wonderful. They have only our best interests at heart. *takes out 200k of debt to go to school* *watches football players make millions for colleges while playing for free*

[rpupkin]

df kinda reminding me of cartman right now....

Just right now?

[Tanicius]

"Hey, would you like to make 200k to sit around most of the time and work a few hours a week?"
DF: "NO WAY MAN!"
Sane Person: "Yeah that sounds awesome, sign me up."
DF: "HOW DARE YOU LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF!"
Sane Person: "They offered me six figures and absurd hours. What idiot isn't taking that?"
DF: "MORALS! RESPECT! arglebargleargle"

Not denying it's a good gig. But so was being a dentist who stole jew mouth gold.

How is your job different.

jew bankers stealing gentile gold?

Oh. You forgot to mention that your disdain for law school professors doesn't extend to those employed at Cordozo when they are scamming non-Jewish students.

[wingding]

My cousin is an academic and to be fair, he probably would not be able to function outside of an academic setting

[DELG]

Helping the rich steal from the rich is morally neutral

[09042014]

Helping the rich steal from the rich is morally neutral

Some biglaw involves helping the rick steal from society or the poor.

But I think most is rich vs rich. Everything I've done at least.

[alphasteve]

Helping the rich steal from the rich is morally neutral

Some biglaw involves helping the rick steal from society or the poor.

But I think most is rich vs rich. Everything I've done at least.

Most of mine have been poors or pseudo-poors trying to extort the rich. I admit my lens may be biased.

[NYSprague]

I don't know. Every acquisition or reorganization I've worked on people get fired or their retirements get fuck ed up. Generally not management, who end up as consultants if not retained.
I tried to convince one Japanese client not to fire people on Christmas Eve.