Lounge Lawyers Rate your Summer Associate Screw Ups Forum

[09042014]

Ratings are in the form of OFFER / NO OFFER only

[Anonymous User]

Sex with a partner's daughter on the conference room table. No one saw, but I suspect she may say something.

[DELG]

Working on a theory lounge posters get the boot?

[Cavalier]

Sex with a partner's daughter on the conference room table. No one saw, but I suspect she may say something.

Service partner or rainmaker?

[patrickd139]

Sex with a partner's daughter on the conference room table. No one saw, but I suspect she may say something.

NO OFFER unoriginal fictional poast is unoriginal

fired on the spot for awful judgment if true and she talks. bonus: preserves firm's 100% offer rate

[Anonymous User]

Skipping a firmwide trip to cedar point because my friend will be in town

[09042014]

Skipping a firmwide trip to cedar point because my friend will be in town

Thin ice buddy, but OFFER

[Anonymous User]

Skipping a firmwide trip to cedar point because my friend will be in town

Thin ice buddy, but OFFER

Is it bad that this actually settles my nerves?

<3 DF

[Danger Zone]

Falling asleep during computer training

[thesealocust]

Falling asleep during computer training

OFFER - and no questions asked. Shit like that is adorable.

[Danger Zone]

While wearing a suit... and drool begins pooling up on your lap... and you begin dreaming about the partners hot daughter and moaning her name

[thesealocust]

While wearing a suit... and drool begins pooling up on your lap

OFFER and I'll want to go on a lunch or a dinner with you.

Again: adorable. Summers being bumbling is expected and endearing.

[09042014]

Falling asleep during computer training

OFFER - and no questions asked. Shit like that is adorable.

[09042014]

I just want to tell everyone Boo literally drolled on himself during OCI while wearing a suit. A big glob of spit just came slowly down his mouth while talking to 5-6 people

[Anonymous User]

Skipping weekly/Friday happy hour with SAs and some associates but attending all SA events.

[09042014]

Skipping weekly/Friday happy hour with SAs and some associates but attending all SA events.

Offer

[crumpetsandtea]

I just want to tell everyone Boo literally drolled on himself during OCI while wearing a suit. A big glob of spit just came slowly down his mouth while talking to 5-6 people

Sitting in the middle of a crowded nail salon reading this and I just burst into giggles. Everyone thinks I'm crazy now, thanks DF

[thesealocust]

http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870

[09042014]

I just want to tell everyone Boo literally drolled on himself during OCI while wearing a suit. A big glob of spit just came slowly down his mouth while talking to 5-6 people

Sitting in the middle of a crowded nail salon reading this and I just burst into giggles. Everyone thinks I'm crazy now, thanks DF

After it happened, I made sure to point it out to everyone. Boo thanked me for that.

[Danger Zone]

http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870

Nothing cute about this. No offer?

[seespotrun]

http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870

DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200

[09042014]

http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870

DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200

offer for the screwing up and taking forever, but no offer for the attitude problem

[thesealocust]

http://top-law-schools.com/forums/viewt ... 3&t=229870

DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200

offer for the screwing up and taking forever, but no offer for the attitude problem

Bingo.

As a summer / intern / new hire you're pretty much expected to destroy everything you touch and be an idiot. It's working hard to correct that, keeping your head down when it matters, and improving that makes the difference.

[seespotrun]

Yup. I can only imagine the poop face she had when receiving entirely reasonable constructive criticism.
"Entering changes to documents? Who does he think he is?" *exasperated sigh, while chewing gum and twisting hair* "I didn't work my ass off for ONE YEAR OF LAW SCHOOL to enter changes to documents"

[Anonymous User]

Getting in legal trouble for assault and battery.