The problem is with my face... Forum

[bport hopeful]

Heres my question.

I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.

Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?

[20130312]

Pics?

[descartesb4thehorse]

Yea, I'd hire.

[Veyron]

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[TrojanHopeful]

Do you really want to put your hands on a 14 year old boy?

Cue the Penn State joke?

[biglaw$]

Heres my question.

I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.

Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?

Sack up man. Act as if. Be confident.

and get good grades

[thegrayman]

A few years in biglaw will make you look retirement-age in no time, not to worry

[MrPapagiorgio]

Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.

[bport hopeful]

Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.

I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.

[paratactical]

Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.

I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.

So you root for the Mets, you look like George Costanza and you bang hot chicks?

[bport hopeful]

Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.

I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.

So you root for the Mets, you look like George Costanza and you bang hot chicks?

2/3

George has a bald top. I just have one side of my hairline that goes back like a quarter inch farther back than the other side. You cant tell unless I have a buzz cut.

Should I buzz it?

[AreJay711]

Give yourself a facial scar

[071816]

Start chain-smoking.

[TrojanHopeful]

Just look like this when you go in to interview; you'll look very intimidating and should score the job without a problem.

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[Anonymous User]

I recommend a month-long meth binge. That should do the trick.

[MrPapagiorgio]

Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.

[TrojanHopeful]

Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face, and tell him to give you the keys to your office. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.

FTFY

[bport hopeful]

Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.

Finally, some legit advice.

[Eco]

His concern is legitimate IMO. I also look young and I've literally seen a huge difference in interviews when I grow a beard for them. The "shave before interview" rule doesn't apply to us, lol!

[prezidentv8]

Beard.


Never shave.

[bport hopeful]

Cant grow a beard, dudes. Its that bad.

[rayiner]

Heres my question.

I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.

Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?

I wouldn't trust you.

[IAFG]

I didn't know bport hopeful was a SeaLocust alt...

[AreJay711]

Heres my question.

I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.

Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?

My legal problems? No. Other things? ... Depends who's asking

[ggibelli]

you clearly have self-confidence problems. nobody gives a fuck other than you. so stop wasting threads on shit like this and act like you actually matter in the legal world. problem solved