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on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by Anonymous User » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:20 pm

Advice?
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by Anonymous User » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:22 pm

Going to try and 1 cheek sneak an sbvd, hoping for no shart
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by Kohinoor » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:23 pm

Anonymous User wrote:Advice?
Alternate relaxing and contracting your sphincter. Always worked for me.
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by Anonymous User » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:24 pm

Kohinoor wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Advice?
Alternate relaxing and contracting your sphincter. Always worked for me.
Trying this. Discomfort not reduced.
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by JazzOne » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:24 pm

Anonymous User wrote:Advice?
Stop posting on the internet?
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by paratactical » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:25 pm

I like how asking to use the restroom didn't occur to you, but asking TLS did.
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by Kohinoor » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:29 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Kohinoor wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:Advice?
Alternate relaxing and contracting your sphincter. Always worked for me.
Trying this. Discomfort not reduced.
Wait, you're trying to keep it in?
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by bk1 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:30 pm

paratactical wrote:I like how asking to use the restroom didn't occur to you, but asking TLS did.
One is a place to deposit waste and the other has porcelain toilets.
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by Jackie O » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:34 pm

position yourself so that you're as close to being on your head as possible - let gravity be your friend
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by Jackson Pollock » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:36 pm

Hold on, lemme call my great grandpa and ask him what he does when he can't control his bowels.


Seriously, what are you, like, 85?

Get some fucking Depends.
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by JustBelieve » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:48 pm

Do not worry about the call. You worked hard during law school, its now your turn to be rewarded with an amazing job. STRESS AND WORRY ACCOMPLISH NOTHING

Everything is going to be allright
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by stratocophic » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:17 pm

JustBelieve wrote:Do not worry about the call. You worked hard during law school, its now your turn to be rewarded with an amazing job. STRESS AND WORRY ACCOMPLISH NOTHING

Everything is going to be allright
Anonymous User wrote:Advice?
While the naivete is taken to a daring new extreme, this type of flame has become pretty hackneyed. 156.
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

Post by JustBelieve » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:20 pm

Yes, My advice comes from personal experience and just allowing things to happen as they should. Also, the same with those close to me as well. Staying realistic and optimistic will allow you to reap the greatest benefits of life.

I am proud of you OP on how far you have come. Hang in there.
JustBelieve wrote:Do not worry about the call. You worked hard during law school, its now your turn to be rewarded with an amazing job. STRESS AND WORRY ACCOMPLISH NOTHING

Everything is going to be allright
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Re: on a callback right now but need to poop

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