Summer Associate Class of 2016 Forum

[cannibal ox]

Give us details immediately.

[sublime]

..

[BizBro]

Can anyone speak to this V20 SA flashing associates rumor?

Can confirm it was my firm, but no I won't say which one and it was actually a V10.

Well can you say what happened

Yea, wtf?

[lavarman84]

SAs flashing associates? How do I hook this up when I'm an associate?

Summer is going well so far. Been busy but it's better that way.

[cron1834]

Give us details immediately.

[Traynor Brah]

What's tcr when a partner asks you for SA gossip

If you don't know which chicks are into anal just guess

lulz

[Londonbear]

What's tcr when a partner asks you for SA gossip

If you don't know which chicks are into anal just guess

Pig

[Anonymous User]

Give us details immediately.

I've already said too much. Recruiting was really pissed and obviously doesn't want this to get out and be news like the "Skadden Slapper". Besides, you already know the story. A summer flashed a bunch of associates. She is the weird, crazy girl in the summer class, and I promise that the reason why she did said flashing doesn't matter and isn't that interesting/exciting.

[Monochromatic Oeuvre]

Give us details immediately.

I've already said too much. Recruiting was really pissed and obviously doesn't want this to get out and be news like the "Skadden Slapper". Besides, you already know the story. A summer flashed a bunch of associates. She is the weird, crazy girl in the summer class, and I promise that the reason why she did said flashing doesn't matter and isn't that interesting/exciting.

This raises new questions...

[lavarman84]

Give us details immediately.

I've already said too much. Recruiting was really pissed and obviously doesn't want this to get out and be news like the "Skadden Slapper". Besides, you already know the story. A summer flashed a bunch of associates. She is the weird, crazy girl in the summer class, and I promise that the reason why she did said flashing doesn't matter and isn't that interesting/exciting.

Recruiting's fear of bad press always ruins everything.

[cannibal ox]

Yeah, cause who wants to work for a firm where its employees might flash you?

[20160810]

Yeah, cause who wants to work for a firm where its employees might flash you?

I've always said if there's one thing that makes a workplace intolerable it's drunk 23 year old chicks whipping out their tits.

[cron1834]

Give us details immediately.

I've already said too much. Recruiting was really pissed and obviously doesn't want this to get out and be news like the "Skadden Slapper". Besides, you already know the story. A summer flashed a bunch of associates. She is the weird, crazy girl in the summer class, and I promise that the reason why she did said flashing doesn't matter and isn't that interesting/exciting.

The reason doesn't really matter... I think we all safely assumed it was a combo of alcohol and excitement. I guess I'm curious about the circumstances and the firm!

[Serett]

ITT: anons lie about things

[BizBro]

ITT: anons lie about things

pretty much

[Monochromatic Oeuvre]

Yeah, cause who wants to work for a firm where its employees might flash you?

I've always said if there's one thing that makes a workplace intolerable it's drunk 23 year old chicks whipping out their tits.

176

[kaysta]

Yeah, cause who wants to work for a firm where its employees might flash you?

I've always said if there's one thing that makes a workplace intolerable it's drunk 23 year old chicks whipping out their tits.

are we this desperate to convince ourselves we' re the rockstars of the corporate world .

this never happened, I'll stand you 50:1 odds
regardless: it's not gonna happen to you. Im thinking you dont get a lot of action

[BizBro]

Yeah, cause who wants to work for a firm where its employees might flash you?

I've always said if there's one thing that makes a workplace intolerable it's drunk 23 year old chicks whipping out their tits.

are we this desperate to convince ourselves we' re the rockstars of the corporate world .

this never happened, I'll stand you 50:1 odds
regardless: it's not gonna happen to you. Im thinking you dont get a lot of action

But why you mad bro?

[Kratos]

what was the skadden slapper?

[kaysta]

Yeah, cause who wants to work for a firm where its employees might flash you?

I've always said if there's one thing that makes a workplace intolerable it's drunk 23 year old chicks whipping out their tits.

are we this desperate to convince ourselves we' re the rockstars of the corporate world .

this never happened, I'll stand you 50:1 odds
regardless: it's not gonna happen to you. Im thinking you dont get a lot of action

But why you mad bro?

Go back to making friends on your office playdates bro

[kaysta]

what was the skadden slapper?

http://abovethelaw.com/2016/06/did-a-bi ... associate/
if joe patrice can be read as an authority on anything

[20160810]

Yeah, cause who wants to work for a firm where its employees might flash you?

I've always said if there's one thing that makes a workplace intolerable it's drunk 23 year old chicks whipping out their tits.

are we this desperate to convince ourselves we' re the rockstars of the corporate world .

this never happened, I'll stand you 50:1 odds
regardless: it's not gonna happen to you. Im thinking you dont get a lot of action

This is a strange response. Are you thinking that anyone was arguing that their office was positively replete with tit exposure? I'd wager we all understand it's a relatively rare occurrence. I, for one, have never once entered a billing entry as "Receipt and review of areola - 0.1"

[Anonymous User]

ITT: anons lie about things

pretty much

Lol, some of you guys need to tone down the cynicism. What possible reason would I, as an "anon" lie for? I didn't even bring it up, but rather confirmed the rumor that someone else brought up. It did happen, and if you knew the particular summer in question then you wouldn't be that surprised. Trust me, it wasn't even that titillating of an event, as she isn't attractive.

[Serett]

ITT: anons lie about things

pretty much

Lol, some of you guys need to tone down the cynicism. What possible reason would I, as an "anon" lie for? I didn't even bring it up, but rather confirmed the rumor that someone else brought up. It did happen, and if you knew the particular summer in question then you wouldn't be that surprised. Trust me, it wasn't even that titillating of an event, as she isn't attractive.

What possible reason would whoever you are, as an "anon," bother posting an anonymous "confirmation" with zero details?

[kaysta]

Im thinking you dont get a lot of action

I, for one, have never once entered a billing entry as "Receipt and review of areola - 0.1"

--you're confirming my point, ya idiot

I'll spell it out for you chicks flash Van Halen not lawyers