2015 Biglaw Boneus Thread Forum

[FSK]

There's just never going to be a memo, because bonuses are 0.

[Big Shrimpin]

There's just never going to be a memo, because bonuses are 0.

seems reasonable

def not gonna hear anything today

odd case

[Anonymous User]

There's just never going to be a memo, because bonuses are 0.

seems reasonable

def not gonna hear anything today

odd case

odd means unusual means change...

means 190

[smaug]

odd means unusual means trying to bury the news means #nobonus

[anonnymouse]

odd means unusual means trying to bury the news means #nobonus

Tomorrow...

[Big Shrimpin]

odd means unusual means trying to bury the news means #nobonus

Tomorrow...

never

wouldn't it be funny if there was a massive game of CHICKEN amongst firms and we really got NOBONUSES???

[smaug]

odd means unusual means trying to bury the news means #nobonus

Tomorrow...

i know, I said tomorrow earlier but you called me a doubter and worse a Toby.

[anonnymouse]

odd means unusual means trying to bury the news means #nobonus

Tomorrow...

i know, I said tomorrow earlier but you called me a doubter and worse a Toby.

I thought we were still running schtick?

[MCFC]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

[Br3v]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

What do they normally take home annually during the first few years?

[umichman]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

What do they normally take home annually during the first few years?

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc. It’s a feat for any bank to maintain its pool amid elevated costs from compliance and new regulations, he said.

The rest of that paragraph prety much says that the banks have less money because they have to pay lawyers more! NY to 190 + Bonus

[TLSModBot]

Today's the day! Everyone excited?

[anonnymouse]

Today's the day! Everyone excited?

Tomorrow...

[Big Shrimpin]

Today's the day! Everyone excited?

Tomorrow...

BONE US

[Monochromatic Oeuvre]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

FLAT IS THE NEW UP | NO HOMEGROWN PARTNERS | STEAK KNIVES

[anonnymouse]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

FLAT IS THE NEW UP | NO HOMEGROWN PARTNERS | STEAK KNIVES

Put that cheese plate down. Cheese plates are for billers!

[Monochromatic Oeuvre]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

FLAT IS THE NEW UP | NO HOMEGROWN PARTNERS | STEAK KNIVES

Put that cheese plate down. Cheese plates are for billers!

The 1800 hour minimum was widely discussed, but a forgotten part of the new requirement is that you have to dress like an F. Scott Fitzgerald character fucked a game show host: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/fa ... .html?_r=1

[ScottRiqui]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

FLAT IS THE NEW UP | NO HOMEGROWN PARTNERS | STEAK KNIVES

Put that cheese plate down. Cheese plates are for billers!

The 1800 hour minimum was widely discussed, but a forgotten part of the new requirement is that you have to dress like an F. Scott Fitzgerald character fucked a game show host: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/fa ... .html?_r=1

I'm feeling like a moron - what do I have to click/press to get past slide 1?

[Chrysogonus]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

FLAT IS THE NEW UP | NO HOMEGROWN PARTNERS | STEAK KNIVES

Put that cheese plate down. Cheese plates are for billers!

The 1800 hour minimum was widely discussed, but a forgotten part of the new requirement is that you have to dress like an F. Scott Fitzgerald character fucked a game show host: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/fa ... .html?_r=1

I'm feeling like a moron - what do I have to click/press to get past slide 1?

Click and hold mouse button while dragging image to the left.

[sucsuroc]

Click and hold mouse button while dragging image to the left.

Or use the non-mobile link: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/fashi ... .html?_r=1

[Big Shrimpin]

NEW BONUS SCALE ANNOUNCED BY CRAVATH JUST NOW:

2015 - NOBONUSES

2014 - NOBONUSES

2013 - NOBONUSES

2012 - NOBONUSES

2011 - NOBONUSES

2010 - NOBONUSES

2009 - NOBONUSES

2008 - NOBONUSES

2007 - NOBREAKFAST

[ScottRiqui]

Click and hold mouse button while dragging image to the left.

Or use the non-mobile link: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/fashi ... .html?_r=1

Thank you both - either way worked fine for me.

[Anonymous User]

Different industry, but

“Flat is the new up,” said Michael Karp, chief executive officer of recruitment firm Options Group Inc.

FLAT IS THE NEW UP | NO HOMEGROWN PARTNERS | STEAK KNIVES

Put that cheese plate down. Cheese plates are for billers!

The 1800 hour minimum was widely discussed, but a forgotten part of the new requirement is that you have to dress like an F. Scott Fitzgerald character fucked a game show host: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/fa ... .html?_r=1

Lol at Skadden being considered a "white shoe" firm

[Clearly]

Also, poasting for posterity that as of 1:30PM EST on 11/30, 57% of TLS poll respondents expect no change to bonuses.

All you mouthbreathers that come itt and vote AFTER bonuses are announced are less than useless.

They did the same thing in last year's thread too. What exactly compels someone to anonymously predict something that's already happened? Wanna tell me how President Kennedy's trip to Dallas is gonna go while you're at it?

MO is it possible to lock the poll after the first announcement?

If there's a way to do that, I don't know what it is.

We'll know anyway that a small majority voted for bonuses staying the same, with most of the rest predicting they would be up.

Screen cap the results upon announcement, add image to OP.

[anonnymouse]

NEW BONUS SCALE ANNOUNCED BY CRAVATH JUST NOW:

2007 - NOBREAKFAST

180 190