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Re: I got fired from Davis Polk & Wardwell LLP

Post by First Offense » Sat Aug 15, 2015 4:19 pm

A. Nony Mouse wrote:
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A. Nony Mouse wrote:Maybe that's because income isn't the whole story, and there are lots of entirely different ways why one's work life can suck.
Like having a lot of bosses telling you different things? Like having to be on call? Like hating the people you work with? Like doing what amounts to little more than busy work? Like dealing with annoying bureaucratic bullshit?

That's most jobs. Hell, that may be all jobs.
Honestly, those things aren't really what I've seen most people here complain about in biglaw, though. "Being on call," to me, isn't the same as sitting in your office with nothing to do until 5:30, when a boss tells you you have to complete a new project that they need by morning, especially when the only reason you didn't get it earlier was someone else didn't feel like dealing with it until then (or the morning deadline is artificial). Maybe you mean something different by "being on call," though. As for the work, people (in corporate, not lit) make fun of changing commas, but I don't think people generally call it busy work - the issue may be that it's not always inherently very interesting or challenging work, but it has to get done under challenging deadlines with little training and little tolerance for error. But the combination of uninteresting and high stress doesn't, to me, mean the same thing as busy work. And I haven't seen people really complain about getting told different things by different bosses, or about dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. (Except maybe keeping track of hours/billing time, but that's a very specific kind of pain in the ass which doesn't really match what I think of as "bureaucratic bullshit.")
Saw your edit: Fair. There's nothing that says that Biglaw can't suck. That being said - to hear TLS talk about it, it is the worst thing in the world. Even with the six figures in debt the majority of us take out, we have so much more life flexibility that others don't have. Do you know how many people can afford to leave their job after three years if they hate it and do a gig that pays half of your previous salary (or even less) and still have a halfway decent QoL? Not many.

Instead of focusing on the struggles that are particular to Biglaw, people on here instead behave like they're carrying a cross that no one else can fathom. It isn't a focused "my job sucks", but rather it's spoken of in absolute terms. Probably 90% of people in our age group would kill to be in our shoes - instead of acknowledging that, we whine about how they don't even know how bad it is to have your boss call you in on a Friday to work the weekend.
Yeah, I agree that there's a lot of privilege involved in being in biglaw. I think most people acknowledge that it's not like they're working in a coal mine - they talk about it as being the worst because this is a law school board and there's an implicit expectation that they're characterizing as the worst within the legal profession, not life generally (and even then, yeah, it's a privileged position compared to being in shitlaw with similar hours but crap pay or exit options). It's true that not everyone realizes that, but I also don't think it has to be expressly referenced every time anyone here talks about their job for that to be understood. But then, you and I may just see that differently, based on our different responses to the original link.
This is all fair (although I think there are some definitional quibbles with how we characterize certain things in part 1, but I think we can each see where we're coming from at least).

To the second part: yeah, on TLS bitching about work makes some sense in a place with a lot of lawyers and future lawyers. It may be nothing more than the equivalent of sitting at a bar with coworkers after a particularly rough day at (insert random job here) and bitching about it. Bitching is cathartic, and something everyone needs to do about their job, even if they get to play with puppies all day every day. The postings on here generally don't bother me much for that very reason, but the article strikes a different chord to me. My thought with an article of this variety is that it is, by nature, at the minimum less targeted to a law-only crowd. While the majority of the audience may be lawyers/students, posting a blog/article runs more of a risk, or perhaps better put, designed to hit a wider audience. (I think the writing style, which seems very un-lawyerly feeds into that instinct for me).

To the rest of the comments - I mean shit, everyone jumps down my throat, I get to hit back a little bit, even if it is impotently.

Edit: Except for the comment directed at chuckbass. That dude is a chode.

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“Amazon is where overachievers go to feel bad about themselves.”

That's law in a nutshell

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Re: I got fired from Davis Polk & Wardwell LLP

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First Offense wrote:My thought with an article of this variety is that it is, by nature, at the minimum less targeted to a law-only crowd. While the majority of the audience may be lawyers/students, posting a blog/article runs more of a risk, or perhaps better put, designed to hit a wider audience. (I think the writing style, which seems very un-lawyerly feeds into that instinct for me).
Excellent. First Offense writes two incoherent, ungrammatical sentences, and then faults the author for his "un-lawyerly" writing style.

In any event, I liked the article linked in the OP. What happened to the author could happen to any mid-level or senior associate in a big law firm, even in today's economy.

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Re: I got fired from Davis Polk & Wardwell LLP

Post by First Offense » Sat Aug 15, 2015 4:39 pm

rpupkin wrote:
First Offense wrote:My thought with an article of this variety is that it is, by nature, at the minimum less targeted to a law-only crowd. While the majority of the audience may be lawyers/students, posting a blog/article runs more of a risk, or perhaps better put, designed to hit a wider audience. (I think the writing style, which seems very un-lawyerly feeds into that instinct for me).
Excellent. First Offense writes two incoherent, ungrammatical sentences, and then faults the author for his "un-lawyerly" writing style.

In any event, I liked the article linked in the OP. What happened to the author could happen to any mid-level or senior associate in a big law firm, even in today's economy.
If I thought my post on TLS was going to be published, I'd probably try harder.

What a fucking stupid comment.

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Re: I got fired from Davis Polk & Wardwell LLP

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Any general idea of what this person is doing now?

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I don't really understand the whole "I've worked longer hours for less pay" line. Not everyone who bitches despite the paycheck is "entitled." I've worked two jobs simultaneously, 65+ hours every week, for far less pay, when I was 18-20 and just wanted to party with my friends. I've worked for less money and had to travel 4+ days every week to client sites, never being home and seeing my friends/SO, but big law takes the cake as the most soul-crushing for sure. And in all honesty, this is the first time I've ever felt underpaid in my entire life.

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Re: I got fired from Davis Polk & Wardwell LLP

Post by los blancos » Sat Aug 15, 2015 5:58 pm

First Offense wrote: Do you know how many people can afford to leave their job after three years if they hate it and do a gig that pays half of your previous salary (or even less) and still have a halfway decent QoL? Not many.
If you really think this is an option for all or even most biglawyers, I have news for you. There's really nothing more telling about biglaw than the fact that the competition for jobs that pay half as much is ridiculously fierce precisely because everyone is trying to GTFO.
First Offense wrote: Like having a lot of bosses telling you different things? Like having to be on call? Like hating the people you work with? Like doing what amounts to little more than busy work? Like dealing with annoying bureaucratic bullshit? .
Like being discarded after 3-4 years with virtually no real skills and permanent stress damage to your brain cells and damaged personal relationships with little or nothing to show for any of it.

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Post by BiglawAssociate » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:37 pm

los blancos wrote:
First Offense wrote: Do you know how many people can afford to leave their job after three years if they hate it and do a gig that pays half of your previous salary (or even less) and still have a halfway decent QoL? Not many.
If you really think this is an option for all or even most biglawyers, I have news for you. There's really nothing more telling about biglaw than the fact that the competition for jobs that pay half as much is ridiculously fierce precisely because everyone is trying to GTFO.
First Offense wrote: Like having a lot of bosses telling you different things? Like having to be on call? Like hating the people you work with? Like doing what amounts to little more than busy work? Like dealing with annoying bureaucratic bullshit? .
Like being discarded after 3-4 years with virtually no real skills and permanent stress damage to your brain cells and damaged personal relationships with little or nothing to show for any of it.
This.

As for First Offense, you have clearly never worked biglaw and so you should STFU.

Biglawyers work terrible hours. It's not even the hours that are the worst though - it's the type of bullshit work that requires obsession with stupid details all the time and the people. The work is mindnumbingly boring on average and the obsession with detail (double spaces, what kind of quotation marks you use (straight or curly)) will drive you up the wall. It's endless bullshit and the only reward for finishing your work is more work. People care about the stupidest shit that most people in other professions wouldn't care about. And this is literally 90% of your job in biglaw - doing stupid, detail oriented shit.

Sure First Offense may have worked "long hours" in the past - doing bullshit work or doing nothing at all. I can stand around for 18 hours a day doing jack shit all day or "working" in an office answering phones or stapling papers. In biglaw when you work - you actually do REAL work, not just sit there in an office jacking off. And the type of work you do requires a lot of focus on minute details that makes you want to jump off the building. And the assholes you work with will chew you out for a typo.

Unless you were an investment banker, just STFU about working "long hours" that anyone could do. An 18 hour day doing jack shit all day at McDonald's or whatever low grade office job that a fucking infant could do is not the same thing as doing an 18 hour day in biglaw.

And if you think this job pays well to compensate for the years of education, the cost of education, the hours, the shitty work, the high COL, then you are a stupid poor whose opinion doesn't and shouldn't matter.

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Re: I got fired from Davis Polk & Wardwell LLP

Post by First Offense » Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:05 pm

BiglawAssociate wrote:
los blancos wrote:
First Offense wrote: Do you know how many people can afford to leave their job after three years if they hate it and do a gig that pays half of your previous salary (or even less) and still have a halfway decent QoL? Not many.
If you really think this is an option for all or even most biglawyers, I have news for you. There's really nothing more telling about biglaw than the fact that the competition for jobs that pay half as much is ridiculously fierce precisely because everyone is trying to GTFO.
First Offense wrote: Like having a lot of bosses telling you different things? Like having to be on call? Like hating the people you work with? Like doing what amounts to little more than busy work? Like dealing with annoying bureaucratic bullshit? .
Like being discarded after 3-4 years with virtually no real skills and permanent stress damage to your brain cells and damaged personal relationships with little or nothing to show for any of it.
This.

As for First Offense, you have clearly never worked biglaw and so you should STFU.

Biglawyers work terrible hours. It's not even the hours that are the worst though - it's the type of bullshit work that requires obsession with stupid details all the time and the people. The work is mindnumbingly boring on average and the obsession with detail (double spaces, what kind of quotation marks you use (straight or curly)) will drive you up the wall. It's endless bullshit and the only reward for finishing your work is more work. People care about the stupidest shit that most people in other professions wouldn't care about. And this is literally 90% of your job in biglaw - doing stupid, detail oriented shit.

Sure First Offense may have worked "long hours" in the past - doing bullshit work or doing nothing at all. I can stand around for 18 hours a day doing jack shit all day or "working" in an office answering phones or stapling papers. In biglaw when you work - you actually do REAL work, not just sit there in an office jacking off. And the type of work you do requires a lot of focus on minute details that makes you want to jump off the building. And the assholes you work with will chew you out for a typo.

Unless you were an investment banker, just STFU about working "long hours" that anyone could do. An 18 hour day doing jack shit all day at McDonald's or whatever low grade office job that a fucking infant could do is not the same thing as doing an 18 hour day in biglaw.

And if you think this job pays well to compensate for the years of education, the cost of education, the hours, the shitty work, the high COL, then you are a stupid poor whose opinion doesn't and shouldn't matter.
And you're yet another silver spoon piece of shit.

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MCFC wrote:Any general idea of what this person is doing now?
You can google his name and HLS and find his linkedin. Or, at least, I think that's him.

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First Offense wrote:
BiglawAssociate wrote:
los blancos wrote:
First Offense wrote: Do you know how many people can afford to leave their job after three years if they hate it and do a gig that pays half of your previous salary (or even less) and still have a halfway decent QoL? Not many.
If you really think this is an option for all or even most biglawyers, I have news for you. There's really nothing more telling about biglaw than the fact that the competition for jobs that pay half as much is ridiculously fierce precisely because everyone is trying to GTFO.


Like being discarded after 3-4 years with virtually no real skills and permanent stress damage to your brain cells and damaged personal relationships with little or nothing to show for any of it.
This.

As for First Offense, you have clearly never worked biglaw and so you should STFU.

Biglawyers work terrible hours. It's not even the hours that are the worst though - it's the type of bullshit work that requires obsession with stupid details all the time and the people. The work is mindnumbingly boring on average and the obsession with detail (double spaces, what kind of quotation marks you use (straight or curly)) will drive you up the wall. It's endless bullshit and the only reward for finishing your work is more work. People care about the stupidest shit that most people in other professions wouldn't care about. And this is literally 90% of your job in biglaw - doing stupid, detail oriented shit.

Sure First Offense may have worked "long hours" in the past - doing bullshit work or doing nothing at all. I can stand around for 18 hours a day doing jack shit all day or "working" in an office answering phones or stapling papers. In biglaw when you work - you actually do REAL work, not just sit there in an office jacking off. And the type of work you do requires a lot of focus on minute details that makes you want to jump off the building. And the assholes you work with will chew you out for a typo.

Unless you were an investment banker, just STFU about working "long hours" that anyone could do. An 18 hour day doing jack shit all day at McDonald's or whatever low grade office job that a fucking infant could do is not the same thing as doing an 18 hour day in biglaw.

And if you think this job pays well to compensate for the years of education, the cost of education, the hours, the shitty work, the high COL, then you are a stupid poor whose opinion doesn't and shouldn't matter.
And you're yet another silver spoon piece of shit.
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TheoO wrote:
MCFC wrote:Any general idea of what this person is doing now?
You can google his name and HLS and find his linkedin. Or, at least, I think that's him.
Oh, I'd missed the fact that he gave his name in the post. Thanks.

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Gotta love the misanthropic circle jerk of tls.

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First Offense wrote:Gotta love the misanthropic circle jerk of tls.
Did someone change the meaning of misanthropic?

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And if you think this job pays well to compensate for the years of education, the cost of education, the hours,
Actually, it pays extremely well, particularly to those who were Lit/Hume/Poli Sci majors in college. (Many of them have no other options make six figures 3 years out of undergrad.)

p.s. don't flatter yourself about the 'years of education.' A 3.9 from Podunk State will get you into HLS (with a 4 hour test score).

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Big Dog wrote:
And if you think this job pays well to compensate for the years of education, the cost of education, the hours,
Actually, it pays extremely well, particularly to those who were Lit/Hume/Poli Sci majors in college. (Many of them have no other options make six figures 3 years out of undergrad.)

p.s. don't flatter yourself about the 'years of education.' A 3.9 from Podunk State will get you into HLS (with a 4 hour test score).
So you focus on ONE aspect of what I was talking about and ignore the other factors? Also, did those idiots accrue debt to get an English degree? I sure hope not. No moron would take out loans for college, let alone for an English degree (at least I hope not). People who take out loans for college deserve the fate they're asking for, especially if they major in BasketWeaving aka humanities.

So yeah, shittier pay for a stupid humanities major but also no debt and fewer hours in a low paying job v. six figure debt for a shitty job with six figure salary with shitty hours. The latter is probably still worse since having debt makes it equivalent to working a 50k job anyway. And you will burn out of law by the time you pay off your loans anyway.

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los blancos wrote: There's really nothing more telling about biglaw than the fact that the competition for jobs that pay half as much is ridiculously fierce precisely because everyone is trying to GTFO.
This makes a lot of sense. Obviously, big law pays well. But study after study has shown that income does not = happiness. So yeah, there's probably some truth to what First Offense is saying but it's just not practical to say shut up you whiny bitch others have it worse. Objectively true, but not helpful at all.

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I just wish BiglawAssociate would stop using poor as an insult. My tender feelings are hurt.

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First Offense wrote:And you're yet another silver spoon piece of shit.
Dude, shut the fuck up. Do you know how fucking stupid you sound? Literally everyone in America is a spoiled bitch compared to the vast majority of people who live outside of this country. We get it. Do you have any sense of relativism whatsoever?

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A. Nony Mouse wrote:I just wish BiglawAssociate would stop using poor as an insult. My tender feelings are hurt.
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Also, did those idiots accrue debt to get an English degree? I sure hope not. No moron would take out loans for college, let alone for an English degree (at least I hope not). People who take out loans for college deserve the fate they're asking for, especially if they major in BasketWeaving aka humanities.
Many do take out loans to major in Eng Lit or the ever popular 'Studies,' but I don't disagree with your point. Of course I would extend that thinking to include Law School.

Just don't go to LS if you have to incur major debt. That too, is in the "idiot" classification -- 'one born every minute' -- and such folks "deserve the fate they're asking for...."

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First Offense wrote:Fucking whiners the lot of you.
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TheUnicornHunter wrote:
los blancos wrote: There's really nothing more telling about biglaw than the fact that the competition for jobs that pay half as much is ridiculously fierce precisely because everyone is trying to GTFO.
This makes a lot of sense. Obviously, big law pays well. But study after study has shown that income does not = happiness. So yeah, there's probably some truth to what First Offense is saying but it's just not practical to say shut up you whiny bitch others have it worse. Objectively true, but not helpful at all.
There's definitely some truth to what he's saying but I honestly think that what gets to people more than the hours, boredom, sisyphean bullshit, working for/with functioning sociopaths, etc. is the gut feeling that it's indentured servitude that might very well amount to nothing once you're inevitably discarded. And even if the damage to your personal relationships doesn't end up being permanent and even if essentially throwing years of your life into the garbage doesn't bother you, the stress takes its toll physiologically. That's not limited to biglaw, but I think it's worse there than almost anywhere else.

I'm also not sure there's any other profession where you're quite likely to reach your peak income so early on in your career and then fall off. So the money's likely fleeting, and what little of it you manage to stash away after expenses will likely go toward servicing ridiculous debt levels. And the job market is so saturated that there's no remotely semi-guaranteed career progression. "Success" in this profession is paying off your loans and GTFOing. That's a soul-crushing existence in a way that e.g., even medical residency isnt.

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